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[challenge entry] 'Fuck your wedding, Bro... one isn't finished your stag do yet!'

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(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hahahhahahhaha
send it to the mail immediately.

edit: I like this so I clicked. I know I shouldn't click an unshopped pic tho...
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Yeah, I heard there's some kind of wedding event sometime soon
Anyone know anything about that? Google news is a bit quiet on the matter.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# in the Thames
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# the mermaid wedding
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# John Peel died when was this?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# what? John Peel's died?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# :(
I think of him when I listen to dubstep . I miss peel.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I have trouble with dubstep
it sounds like a horse shutting the cutlery drawer in a cave
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Dubstep is like Drum 'n' Bass that's all intro
and never quite gets to the good bit
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# yup
it doesn't work on me, I'd rather listen to Whigfield
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Dubstep died... who peeled it?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# cutlery drawer.
Most of it sounds DOES like shitting in the cutlery drawer. And I always hated it when Peel played it back in 2003 or what ever it was; But listening to Fred the raver reminded me of it and spotify gave me some tunes I liked. oh bollox.
Also the wife hates it, so thats good too.

Blame fred for getting me into it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRUS5VfkJls
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Yep, it's Queen's Day here on the 30th.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Rabbit Day!!!
\o/
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It's a lousy joke.
I always used to transpose 'konijn' for... well, you get the idea.

OK, ok - I'll get my coat.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Door's that way, sir



but mainly because you're trying to explain the obvious ;)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# *is suitably shamed*
:(

Edit: You evil man.... :)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha I still do!
in a Mrs Malaprop stylee
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# The EU should ban the overuse of the letter 'n' in words
4 is just excessive and indulgent. dont you know there's a war on?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# So, no koninginnenacht for you then?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# and you dont even pronouce them if they are at the end of a word....
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Hey, I'm no Amsterdammer!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Gah
I really want to be there

As it is, we're going boating on the Norfolk Broads instead

I might try and make it to Amsterdam by boat
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# It's probably the only sensible way of getting there anyway
Trains will leave you stranded and cars won't get you there at all
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I usually fly in a few days before
I'm honestly quite gutted to miss it, I love Koninginnedag. I still have my stupid orange hat from 2 years ago :/

edited for poor Dutch speeling
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Haha, I should get me a stupid orange hat
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# He looks a tad scary there
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# he's understandably messed up, his dad never comes to visit
or pays any money to the child support agency
and he just has to grow up with that jug eared fella and his son and pretend everything's normal
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Are you suggesting he doesn't have the same lineage as his soon-to-be-wed brother?
*consults Daily Express*
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I smell a super injunction
No wait it's coke
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Very nicely done.
:D

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
But why is he drinking Fosters?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# haha... great if this was true....!!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)