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[challenge entry] 'Fuck your wedding, Bro... one isn't finished your stag do yet!'

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(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hahahhahahhaha
send it to the mail immediately.

edit: I like this so I clicked. I know I shouldn't click an unshopped pic tho...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Yeah, I heard there's some kind of wedding event sometime soon
Anyone know anything about that? Google news is a bit quiet on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# the mermaid wedding
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# John Peel died when was this?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# what? John Peel's died?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# :(
I think of him when I listen to dubstep . I miss peel.
(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I have trouble with dubstep
it sounds like a horse shutting the cutlery drawer in a cave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Dubstep is like Drum 'n' Bass that's all intro
and never quite gets to the good bit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# yup
it doesn't work on me, I'd rather listen to Whigfield
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Dubstep died... who peeled it?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# cutlery drawer.
Most of it sounds DOES like shitting in the cutlery drawer. And I always hated it when Peel played it back in 2003 or what ever it was; But listening to Fred the raver reminded me of it and spotify gave me some tunes I liked. oh bollox.
Also the wife hates it, so thats good too.

Blame fred for getting me into it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRUS5VfkJls
(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Yep, it's Queen's Day here on the 30th.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koninginnedag
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Rabbit Day!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It's a lousy joke.
I always used to transpose 'konijn' for... well, you get the idea.

OK, ok - I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Door's that way, sir



but mainly because you're trying to explain the obvious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# *is suitably shamed*
:(

Edit: You evil man.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha I still do!
in a Mrs Malaprop stylee
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# The EU should ban the overuse of the letter 'n' in words
4 is just excessive and indulgent. dont you know there's a war on?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# So, no koninginnenacht for you then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# and you dont even pronouce them if they are at the end of a word....
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Hey, I'm no Amsterdammer!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Gah
I really want to be there

As it is, we're going boating on the Norfolk Broads instead

I might try and make it to Amsterdam by boat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# It's probably the only sensible way of getting there anyway
Trains will leave you stranded and cars won't get you there at all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I usually fly in a few days before
I'm honestly quite gutted to miss it, I love Koninginnedag. I still have my stupid orange hat from 2 years ago :/

edited for poor Dutch speeling
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Haha, I should get me a stupid orange hat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# He looks a tad scary there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# he's understandably messed up, his dad never comes to visit
or pays any money to the child support agency
and he just has to grow up with that jug eared fella and his son and pretend everything's normal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Are you suggesting he doesn't have the same lineage as his soon-to-be-wed brother?
*consults Daily Express*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I smell a super injunction
No wait it's coke
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Very nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
But why is he drinking Fosters?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# haha... great if this was true....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)