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# Official challenge suggestion thread
This week's fab four are as follows:

Real World Anime - bring anime into the real world: Picachu police dogs, manga film stars. giant robots attacking London, etc.

One word challenge: Biscuits

Peter Cushing: it's his birthday tomorrow. Celebrate by 'shopping the Hammer House of Horror Hero.

New Tory Policies - like fruit machines in the post office to immediately take back benefits.

And here's the magic vote device:

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(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I'm voting with AV this week
1. New Tory Polices
2. Biscuits
3. Peter Cushing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
1. Biscuits
2. Peter Cushing
3. New Tory Policies

does that mean biscuits wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# TOAPs it is then:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I vote biscuits!
Now, to read what I'm actually voting for...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Aside from the endless Whoopee Cushing gags that will crop up, I like the idea of a Cushing Tribute
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Whoopee Goldberg is getting married to Peter Cushing
but she's keeping her name as it's effectively a very well known brand and she doesn't want to confuse the movie going public.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Goldberg-Cushing?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Sounds like a law firm.
minus a letter 'r'.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Goldbeg-Cushing?

'ris'?
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ^WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I thought she was marrying Gerard Depardieu?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Reminds me of a golf joke...
Vijay Singh is going to propose to Fanny Sunesen. He wants to make her Fanny Singh.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# what about the endless seamy joke-free headswaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# don't worry
I'm sure we'll get plenty of those
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# That'll happen whatever the challenge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# hat swaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I'm going to shop
Peter Cushing's head onto a malted milk biscuit.

Comedy like that just writes itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# pity it wasn't a cake...
/Grand Moff Parkin
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, cakes would have been better.

Oh well, I'll just have to make do with Blood Beast TerrOreo or Doctor Terror's House of Hobnobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Custard Cream and Cream Again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Peter Cushing
Smashing chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I've met Peter Cushing.
I type "met".

I mean "saw him on the telly once".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I've got his autograph
Sent off for it in the mid 80s before Ebay was invented :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I clicked Peter Cushing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# #7 - The most stylish ways to go postal in your dreary grey faceless office.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I bet it involves velvet, petrol and copious amounts of peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# a smoking jacket, fez, and an air of vaguely amused disdain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# All best laid plans invlove a smoking jacket.
This is the truth, therefore it is science.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Exception = Hannibal
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Cushing!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# or: MARMITE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# BISUITS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# what Mono said. Or is the missing 'C' one of those jokes I'm too late for
I voted for Tory policies, but if it is bisuits and not biscuits, I want to jump ship.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I'm firmly in the biscuits camp
there are more than enough lollitics on b3ta without it being teh compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# There's more than enough Ginger Nuts as well...
/sorry Rob
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# More than I can handle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Wobbly in depth analysis:
1. Real World Anime: Could be fun but will prompt Hulk PeaRoasts and Audi adds
2. Biscuits: THIS!
3. Peter Cushing: I will do a VAG CREAM in the morning VAG VAB
4. New Tory Policies: Politics is bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Ahem! Ahem! They should call it ...
Bolloloticks! Ahem! Ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# ...HAWTTV
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# * What happened to having one of this weeks choices, the runner up from last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# It is also National Geek Pride day.
Just thought I'd put that out there
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# * awaits Geek Planking images...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# BISCUITS, BISCUITS, BISCUITS!!!
One word challenges are always best
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# this! (on toats with cheese)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# + marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# and a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# *chokes laughing*
you should post more
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# you're too kind
:)

unfortunately I need to go and learn all the bits of the eye, neck, brain, ear and face before 9 in the morning tomorrow... so I probably should get going
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Sounds like you're in need of a head Exam?
Good luck Prof
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# could we have animals in hats next week please
thanks very much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I vote for Obama Boom-ba-yay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# what are busuits?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Biscuits
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hmmmmm
I know fuck all about 1) anime or 4) tory policies
Peter Cushing - maybe.

But I do know a lot about biscuits.....

so I vote biscuits.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:00, archived)