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# Was flicking through some of my old childhood Rupert the Bear books.
Something's not quite right...can't put my finger on it.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# no cdc
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# he's wearing pants designed by vivienne westwood, that's what's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# FUCK THIS SHIT!
found out today i'll be completely blind in my left eye in about 6 months and my right eye is going to join it in a year or two. i'm off to get fucking hammered and watch a film WHILE I STILL FUCKING CAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Oof, bad news indeed.
Any reason or is it an inherited condition?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# birth defects
i'm lucky my eyes have lasted this long, but i'm still pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Arse biscuits.
Shitty news, is it going to go completely?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# yep, eventually
been having surgery since i was 6, but there's only so much science can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# transplants!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# i want a fucking bionic eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# You are stevie wonder, aicmfp!
Wasn't he up for early testing of a bionic eye system at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# fuck knows
if it was an option, i'd take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Sorry to hear it, Smash.
Can anything be done or is it a given fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# the right eye can be helped for a while
but they need to do a cataract operation and, as my left eye is fucked, they want to leave it as long as possible in case anything goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I honestly don't know what to say, Milady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
# nothing to say, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Fucking hell Smash, that's horrible


can't you steal some from a gypsy orphan or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# wish i could
i knew it was coming, but i thought i had a few more years left
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# thats shite
watch lunopolis =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# not enough zombies
think i'll watch dawn of the dead.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# G'night lully one
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Night night

and I'm off too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# :(
I am so sorry to hear that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Media Buying Handbook
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(zendexwo, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# FRESH MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# We buying media and today's medium is: meat.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# i'd like a nice sausage, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# At your service
stephandeprouw.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Mmm...
...meats.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I believe the correct reply here is: lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I am really interested
please please please tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha *breathes*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# buys media
sells chode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# You need a better slogan to sell your things
I put all the most effective slogans in history together to create the world's best slogan:
Be absolutely, positively doing what we do the best a man cannot reach, because you're worth connecting every little glass and a half there overnight, people.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# haha. This image 100% sums up b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# MANLY
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# YEALLRITE!
TO THE NOOBMOBILE!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# haha. YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# FUCKYEA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# CRUSHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)
# YO BRO CAN YOU SCORE ME SOME FUCKING ZENDEX I NEED THAT SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# YOU SEND ME FUCKING ZENDEX NOW I GIVE YOU FREE AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# This is no good to me
I'm looking to buy cheap nike's and other top brand training shoes.

Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha

and also: hello mugatu!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# harrow! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I'm good!
Not been on b3ta for ages since my desk/office situation got moved so I can't really go on the internet at work anymore... and just been really busy after work.

Just decided to log back in and see what LOLS were going on :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# It's good to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Also, this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Pretty much the same here.
I should really go to sleep, but I feel I might have one more ROFFLE coming.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# monkey fuck

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# one 10" meat feast coming his way!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# from the kiln to your ass in 12 mins
no discunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Well you'd be hot too if you're working in front of a pizza oven all evening

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# oregano spicy cunt media handbook baby fuck rape rogue profit smart
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# + drole bebe

/edit: fucking hell, that was one autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# That monkey doesn't know what is waiting for him.
Throbbing pepperoni, that is.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# KLF
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg1cBskKAdA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
# hello stranger!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# mictomictomictomictomictomictomicotmicto!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
# oh dear.
haven't seen you in ages old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
#
Yeah I've hardly been on b3ta 'these days'. I will try and make more of an effort I think!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# remember the infamous banana goatse incdecent.
still gets talked about from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Is it bad that I can't remember that? haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
and lovely to have you back chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# thanks! only just replied to your gaz message from April. oops! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# the fact it's a 4chan meme and this is b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Does that mean I go to jail and get bum-frigged for my sins?
God I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# ahhhahhhh so happy
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# also, this
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# this happened
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# YOU'RE ONLY SPOSED TO BLOW THE BLARDY DOORS OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Rudepert and the Curious Sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:04, archived)