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# Image Challenge: the vote is HERE
Your options follow:

1. Uses for the space shuttle - now that NASA has pulled the plug on the shuttle what would it be used for?

2. Tributes to dead rockstars. Or rockstars you wish were dead.

3. One word challenge: sausages

4. Fake adverts, or the 'we can do better' challenge: see www.artbelow.org.uk/ab/Gallery.action?galleryId=84 - whether you submit your submissions to their competition is up to you, but there's a nice prize involved.

And the magic votey widget:

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(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
# SUSEJ!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# We did sausages not long ago.
It was a great compo. But I`d rather go for something different. Space Shuttles!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Fake adverts, the scope is good for that
we've done sausages: b3ta.com/challenge/sausages/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# SOSIJ
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Fake Adverts FTW, bub :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# lol
don't you bub me matey ;P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Is there not an option for 'Vajazzling a recently deceased, but much loved, family pet' ?
It seems not.

Hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Vajazzling one's pussy, mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I set 'em up
You knock 'em in.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
# *bows with florish*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# SOSHIJ
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
# saucy jizz -- no!
Fake Adverts!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# A vote for space shuttles is a vote for space shuttles
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# If you haven't voted for Space Shuttles.
Then you haven't voted for Space Shuttles.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# if you ain't eatin' wham, you ain't eatin' ham
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Sausages again?
I have to say I'm not overly impressed with this week's choices, but that's me being critical. If any, I'd go for fake adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# It needs more Star Trek cereals
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# You can never have enough Star Trek cereals.
And necks with a certain auditory quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IMOSN0WYvg
(herman:D, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Is that Morrissey? o.o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah! Beer Tiem!
Oh hang on....

Wobbly's in depth analysis:

1. Uses for the space shuttle: EDITED EDIT: FANTASTIC IDEA AS "I thought Virgin had brought it and were planning to re-launch it as "Views of the World" Virgin space holidays".
2. Tributes to dead rockstars: NO! Not more Amy WineArse!
3. One word challenge: sausages: EDITED: YES b3ta needs more Sausages! Bin-Done
4. Fake adverts: FUCK OFF! EDITED: No thank you EDITED EDIT: Yes please No thank you.

* sorry about the editing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Fake Adverts...
I can see a lot of "[random place] is SO Bracing!"

I'm voting for hiding things in Shuttles
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Like this? (I promise I won't pea this if we DO get adverts this week)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Yes, like that.
But not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# fake adverts
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# With option 4, you say there is a nice prize involved.
I looked on the link and can't see what it is, is it that they display your work for the public to look at for free in the underground, or is it that they will put your picture on the internet for you?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Seriously?
Am I missing something?
Are they the actual prizes?
Is there a bit at the bottom saying the winner gets a million pounds or a lap top and I'm just to thick to see it?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Seems the last two compos were subverted by reality
First to Murdoch and his foulups, then to Amy Winehouse and her excesses.

Maybe the compo should be, "Whatever big happens in the news after the real compo is started"?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# SPASE SHUTEL!
Good suggestions though. Apart from 'dead rockstars'.

Hasnt fake adverts been done before (several times) though?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# sausages are bindundid
Space Shuttle pour moi
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Correct me if I'm wrong,
but didn't we do adverts a few weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Adverts are the new film posters!
In doubt? GET AN ADVERT AND SHOP A STAR WARS FIGURE INTO IT!

Still in doubt? GET A FILM POSTER AND SHOP A STAR WARS FIGURE INTO IT!

Still in doubt? GET ANOTHER ADVERT AND SHOP A STAR WARS FIGURE INTO IT!

and so forth. I'm sure you get the drift.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Fake adverts..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love b3ta.

I could've said anything and people would've had pictures.

"FIND A FILM POSTER AND SHOP A KITTEN ONTO IT"

"FIND AN ADVERT AND SHOP A KITTEN ONTO IT"

"FIND A PHOTO OF THE LAST LABOUR CABINET AND SHOP FREEBASE ONTO IT"

(Hint: I've done at least one of these and quite possibly all three.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Haha... repost the lot.....!!
It's a good job you didn't say something like,
Take a picture of three naked men and place them on top of mount Iwo Jima drying their trousers on a washing line in front of an atomic explossion.... nobody would have ever done that.....!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10479850
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# hahahaha
yeah i'd never have got a repost of that

this is the freebase cabinet. i did do a film poster and a kitten at some point but i can't find it.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha... they're all the same..! just like labour and the tories...!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
# hilarious, innit?
i'm a regular comedic genius, me.

also, you missed mandy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:21, archived)
#
From the Jan 1959 edition of American Manhood Monthly


click to enbiggen

Double Page spread from the Feb 1959 edition of Hip Grooves for Cool Cats Weekly



From the July 1958 edition of Reefer Tarts



From the Spring 1959 edition of The Illustrated Bachelor



and the ill judged full page ad From the Fall 1959 edition of Monkey's in Fez Quarterly ... hindsight is a cruel teacher



more of this sort of nonsense on thr Deri Air site plus 2 albums of lounge music for all the cools cats out there

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I don't really think any of these are currently popular.
I say we have a re-vote with other options!

Or is that sort of against b3ta politics?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# spays
shitheel
please
all the othas bindun
(cheebatv, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:07, archived)