
Your options follow:
1. Uses for the space shuttle - now that NASA has pulled the plug on the shuttle what would it be used for?
2. Tributes to dead rockstars. Or rockstars you wish were dead.
3. One word challenge: sausages
4. Fake adverts, or the 'we can do better' challenge: see www.artbelow.org.uk/ab/Gallery.action?galleryId=84 - whether you submit your submissions to their competition is up to you, but there's a nice prize involved.
And the magic votey widget:




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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:58,
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1. Uses for the space shuttle - now that NASA has pulled the plug on the shuttle what would it be used for?
2. Tributes to dead rockstars. Or rockstars you wish were dead.
3. One word challenge: sausages
4. Fake adverts, or the 'we can do better' challenge: see www.artbelow.org.uk/ab/Gallery.action?galleryId=84 - whether you submit your submissions to their competition is up to you, but there's a nice prize involved.
And the magic votey widget:





It was a great compo. But I`d rather go for something different. Space Shuttles!
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:00,
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we've done sausages: b3ta.com/challenge/sausages/
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:02,
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It seems not.
Hmmm....
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:02,
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Hmmm....

Then you haven't voted for Space Shuttles.
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:38,
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I have to say I'm not overly impressed with this week's choices, but that's me being critical. If any, I'd go for fake adverts.
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:08,
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And necks with a certain auditory quality.
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:16,
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Oh hang on....
Wobbly's in depth analysis:
1. Uses for the space shuttle: EDITED EDIT: FANTASTIC IDEA AS "I thought Virgin had brought it and were planning to re-launch it as "Views of the World" Virgin space holidays".
2. Tributes to dead rockstars: NO! Not more Amy WineArse!
3. One word challenge: sausages: EDITED:YES b3ta needs more Sausages! Bin-Done
4. Fake adverts:FUCK OFF! EDITED: No thank you EDITED EDIT: Yes please No thank you.
* sorry about the editing
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:23,
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Wobbly's in depth analysis:
1. Uses for the space shuttle: EDITED EDIT: FANTASTIC IDEA AS "I thought Virgin had brought it and were planning to re-launch it as "Views of the World" Virgin space holidays".
2. Tributes to dead rockstars: NO! Not more Amy WineArse!
3. One word challenge: sausages: EDITED:
4. Fake adverts:
* sorry about the editing

I can see a lot of "[random place] is SO Bracing!"
I'm voting for hiding things in Shuttles
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:24,
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I'm voting for hiding things in Shuttles

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I looked on the link and can't see what it is, is it that they display your work for the public to look at for free in the underground, or is it that they will put your picture on the internet for you?
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31,
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Am I missing something?
Are they the actual prizes?
Is there a bit at the bottom saying the winner gets a million pounds or a lap top and I'm just to thick to see it?
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:54,
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Are they the actual prizes?
Is there a bit at the bottom saying the winner gets a million pounds or a lap top and I'm just to thick to see it?

First to Murdoch and his foulups, then to Amy Winehouse and her excesses.
Maybe the compo should be, "Whatever big happens in the news after the real compo is started"?
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:47,
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Maybe the compo should be, "Whatever big happens in the news after the real compo is started"?

Good suggestions though. Apart from 'dead rockstars'.
Hasnt fake adverts been done before (several times) though?
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:55,
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Hasnt fake adverts been done before (several times) though?

but didn't we do adverts a few weeks ago?
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:57,
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In doubt? GET AN ADVERT AND SHOP A STAR WARS FIGURE INTO IT!
Still in doubt? GET A FILM POSTER AND SHOP A STAR WARS FIGURE INTO IT!
Still in doubt? GET ANOTHER ADVERT AND SHOP A STAR WARS FIGURE INTO IT!
and so forth. I'm sure you get the drift.
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:01,
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Still in doubt? GET A FILM POSTER AND SHOP A STAR WARS FIGURE INTO IT!
Still in doubt? GET ANOTHER ADVERT AND SHOP A STAR WARS FIGURE INTO IT!
and so forth. I'm sure you get the drift.

I love b3ta.
I could've said anything and people would've had pictures.
"FIND A FILM POSTER AND SHOP A KITTEN ONTO IT"
"FIND AN ADVERT AND SHOP A KITTEN ONTO IT"
"FIND A PHOTO OF THE LAST LABOUR CABINET AND SHOP FREEBASE ONTO IT"
(Hint: I've done at least one of these and quite possibly all three.)
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:29,
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I could've said anything and people would've had pictures.
"FIND A FILM POSTER AND SHOP A KITTEN ONTO IT"
"FIND AN ADVERT AND SHOP A KITTEN ONTO IT"
"FIND A PHOTO OF THE LAST LABOUR CABINET AND SHOP FREEBASE ONTO IT"
(Hint: I've done at least one of these and quite possibly all three.)

It's a good job you didn't say something like,
Take a picture of three naked men and place them on top of mount Iwo Jima drying their trousers on a washing line in front of an atomic explossion.... nobody would have ever done that.....!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10479850
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:57,
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Take a picture of three naked men and place them on top of mount Iwo Jima drying their trousers on a washing line in front of an atomic explossion.... nobody would have ever done that.....!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10479850

yeah i'd never have got a repost of that
this is the freebase cabinet. i did do a film poster and a kitten at some point but i can't find it.

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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:53,
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this is the freebase cabinet. i did do a film poster and a kitten at some point but i can't find it.



i'm a regular comedic genius, me.
also, you missed mandy.
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Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:21,
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also, you missed mandy.

From the Jan 1959 edition of American Manhood Monthly

click to enbiggen
Double Page spread from the Feb 1959 edition of Hip Grooves for Cool Cats Weekly

From the July 1958 edition of Reefer Tarts

From the Spring 1959 edition of The Illustrated Bachelor

and the ill judged full page ad From the Fall 1959 edition of Monkey's in Fez Quarterly ... hindsight is a cruel teacher

more of this sort of nonsense on thr Deri Air site plus 2 albums of lounge music for all the cools cats out there
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:50,
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click to enbiggen
Double Page spread from the Feb 1959 edition of Hip Grooves for Cool Cats Weekly

From the July 1958 edition of Reefer Tarts

From the Spring 1959 edition of The Illustrated Bachelor

and the ill judged full page ad From the Fall 1959 edition of Monkey's in Fez Quarterly ... hindsight is a cruel teacher

more of this sort of nonsense on thr Deri Air site plus 2 albums of lounge music for all the cools cats out there