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# Newsletter subject line compo
I want it pithy
and done in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Get your Amy Winehouse Teapot cheaper in this Newsletter - Slight Crack under nose
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# FOX'S GLACIER MINTS ADVERT SHOOT ENDS IN HORROR
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Now worth more than Greece and Italy combined
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# VOMIT JOKES NEVER GO DOWN WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# trust you to bring that up!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I never get sick of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I totally chunderstand
;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Puke-an say that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# barftard!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# B3ta always throws up some terrible puns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Puking hell!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# :')
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# :O'''''''#
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Mr Bean Fucks It Up Again
(TheCastrator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Wibble.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Returning to your box
like an incestuous Midlander
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Hey!
We're not all incestuous...my mum/sister/aunt told me so
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I'm surprised you were paying attention
while you had her cock in your mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# God won't somebody put an end to my constant misery and pain?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Here, have some more hard drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# That sounds familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# THE US ECONOMY: IT DOESN'T MAKE CENTS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Heather Mills accused of perjury, Solicitor claims she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Readers of a sensible disposition, look away now.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Commemorative Owl Compo Plates...Now On Sale!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Excellent
use of the face
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Lethal Weapon 2 - a bigger hit for Mel Gibson than his wife
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Stuffing tenners in the waistband of recession's knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# mmmm, knickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Sooty shocks crowd of children with first words
"YES! GOT THE BALDY CUNT"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# mmmm, cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Chilean miners bemoan one year since they had great anal sex!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# <3 this
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Give them a call, they're pining!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# mmmm, anal sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# 2 dips 1 recession
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# With a better name than an olympic village
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# A level result photo wankathon count down
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# here's your fucking newsletter, now fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Nintendo say it will now cost less to ruin your child's eyesight.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Crooning over dead singers like she's the new Diana
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# "Goodbye England's compost heap..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE NEWSLETTERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Polar bear arrested after Sooty copy cat attack
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Win a stay at Amy Winehouse rehab house. Free wrap inside.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Rebel Alliance vandalism puts lunar eclipse toga party back several months.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# We're borrowing another trillion to pay off our debts.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Debt ceiling cat is watching you get screwed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Club 18-30 to adopt Club 27's membership policy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Words, arranged in a relevant order
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Still no comment from Sooty on Paul Daniels Pizza attack
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Government to bring back flogging -
of peerages.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# This newletter contains images that some readers may find disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# This newsletter does not contain scenes of a sexual nature....that's on your other email you dirty perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# MORE DANGEROUS TO STUDENTS THAN KETTLING
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Commemorative Fiona Bruce String Attack edition
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# GET YOUR GLASS TO MARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# WATER FOUND ON MARS, NASA FUCKING LOVES THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Water found to have been deposited by an asteroid
Which subsequently evaporated in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Knowing how shit Mars as a planet is
that wouldn't be surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# NASA Exclusive - More fucking sand found on mars.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Ancient life found on mars. Massive oil deposits. Mission to mars scheduled to lift off next week.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# this fuckjigga be.......oh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# You're a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)