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# The little darling
We should all be extra nice to him. It's not his fault he stole that bottle of wine -- David Cameron made him do it! The nasty jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I blame the rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Me too. Wealthy cunts.
And David Cameron. Wealthy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# yeah
all those rich bastads with businesses!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# And the government (whoever they are - conservatives or whatever)!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# You are heartless. This poor chap has not been able to find a well paying job since he was born
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# :(
You're so right. Maybe he's just practicing for a job working on a TV set fetching all those wealthy cunts their capuccinos and we should be applauding him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Because he is 10
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# He should go and live somewhere in Asia then, I am sure there are plenty of jobs going for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# He could move to China and start making iPods
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# And...
them plastic shoes he really likes.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Sounds like the ideal job, to me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# indeed
it's not his fault he has to grow up in this insufferable country with its...

• free healthcare
• free education
• working government
• strong economy
• innovative industries
• emergency services
• ready availability of food
• clean water
• welfare system
• human rights
• equality for all
• beautiful countryside

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# shut it you filthy liberal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# *boils lentils*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# But you don't understand!
He doesn't have the latest pair of fashionable trainers, or an iPhone 4!

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND GAS SOME JEWS YOU NAZI?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I blame the sick tv manufacturers
showing these poor children the things they should own that they can't afford, so the kids go out and steal them, only to turn the big tvs on to see more things they should own.

the sick, sick bastards,won't somebody stop them?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I know. It's not even like they can learn their history from Hollywood movies any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Is it ironic that they burned down the Sony warehouse
so all those Currys won't be able to restock their 42" Bravias?

No, thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Needs more spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I needed a spoon this morning
I found one very quickly next to all the other spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# How ironic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Dontcha think?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I needed a fork this morning, but I ended up having my usual wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# that's one way to turn cornflakes into Frosties
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# THEY'RE GREEEEEEEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# if a little salty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Well, they do say put back in what you take out.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I have to agree to a point
people (and the stupid police) are still trying to blame games like GTA for the shit that's happened the past few days, whereas I believe it's things like tv, gambling (slot machines, scratch cards, national lottery etc.) that have far more influence on the younger generation, showing them if they get lucky they can get all they want without having to work for it, and as they haven't gotten lucky they decided to take what they want
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# and X-Factor
and Strictly Come Dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# exactly
I forgot to add gameshows to the list, showing people winning lots of money/things for doing very little
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Even older games, like Snakes and Ladders, Ludo, Snap
or stories like, say, Puss in Boots. Completely idle young man is helped into a position of wealth under false pretences by his disingenuous cat.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# a dog would never do that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I blame Andy Warhol and Simon Cowell.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I've played GTAIII a few times
My favourite hobby is stalking the streets at 3AM and kicking grannies to death. If only we'd given these poor blighters more PS2s with GTAIII they could have had hours of entertainment teaching themselves how to kick grannies to death in the streets! Instead, they're so deprived that they can't even have a console worth hundreds of pounds and have to go onto the streets, set fires and steal things.

Imagine their disappointment when they learn that the PS2 isn't on sale anymore and they had to nick a PS3 and GTAIV instead :( Poor little buggers. We should have a whip-around for them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I love playing Just Cause 2, having fun smashing cars & killing the bad guys in various different ways using the grappling hook the main character has
but that doesn't mean I want to do it for real
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I enjoyed that game :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Never played that
Also, I've never had the urge to kick grannies to death on the street, or find a long line of Hare Krishnas and run them over one after the other. I wonder if something's wrong with us? I mean, the media are telling us that violent games cause violent crimes, and yet we're showing no inclination to commit violent crimes!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I'd fucking love a portal gun though!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I'd use it to put a little hole in the seat of my chair that goes straight into the toilet
That way I could poo at my desk at work.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# thank you
i foresee three problems with this

1) i'd be sitting naked (or at least trouserless) at my desk
2) i'd have to have two portal guns so that i could make a flush, too
3) it would begin to smell a bit

but to be reasonable, these aren't problems so much as being all teh fun.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Are you trying to tell us you aren't naked now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I'm wearing a jumper
It's a bit chilly here today
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Good man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# True
but I've lost count of the number of prostitutes I've hogtied and thrown on the back of my horse since playing Red Dead Redemption.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah but everyone does that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# And thus the defence rests, m'lud.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Damn straight
I might track him down and buy him a ticket to Kandahar. That might be a bit more up his street - so many more opportunities!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I hear Somalia is nice at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# He could go and play pirates
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# YARRRR!
HAND OVER THAT IPHONE YOU SCURVY DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Yes - I understand the security on their shops is pretty ropey in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# He'd have a cracking time
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ... And the Aqueducts!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# about fucking time!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# look at the 18th century
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_riots

the english love em.
you should have been there for the 1743 London Gin Riots. now that was rioting.
*gets misty-eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# but to be fair
in the 18th century the english didn't have


• free healthcare
• free education
• emergency services
• ready availability of food
• clean water
• welfare system
• human rights
• equality for all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)