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# sadjknbsakjnsandjklsand
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# any particular reason for multiple threads?
did you hate the bottom post so much that you wanted it off your screen?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Board Nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# haha
or was that serious?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# It's yanmania
He's like a board nazi nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# a wizard squared
sourcery
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I'm not sure what a nazi squared would be
However I can imagine their 3D swastika
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# or a square nazi
like some kind of nazi robot
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# He'd be shunned by all the hip nazis
They'd be like "Du bist such ein skvare, mein dude"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# and that's tonight's reading material decided
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Shit, why isn't it on my shelf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Ah, there it is. Wrong shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# because you haven't got it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# pfff
do you have any autographed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# The Truth is autographed.
Made out to my brother though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# i've got feet of clay and reaper man autographed
only had to stand in line for 3 hours, behind 2 hormonal teenage girls, both saying they wanted to "have his babies"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha, but seriously... did you touch him?
Was he wearing his hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# i shook his hand
and yes, he was wearing his hat. he was also eating cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# it's usually in the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# *checks*
making money and the truth are currently in my toilet or, as i like to call it, the reading room.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# careful now
he's been known to flounce


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# *picks fight*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# *retires seriously maimed*
*flounces off*
*gets fresh L plate*
*keeps posting*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# or someone who cares about others work and the lovely sense of community
nazi sounds more cunty though doesn't it, so probably best stick with that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Maybe he knew neither would get a reply
so deliberately posted in seperate threads to get the usual replies telling him to read faq - I suppose if he was looking for attention he certainly got it.

I purpose from now on every post that breaks FAQ gets ignored by everybody! And if we get a troll that tries the exploit that fact then we sit patiently until a mod turns up on his scooter and bans the little twat (we could be waiting a while ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah, I'm ignoring it and not going to rise to the bait
by replying either.

oh, bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I failed to see the flaw in my plan back to the drawing /board ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# At least
no-one has actually said a word relating to the image
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Shhh.. we're trying to ignore it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# ignore what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Ignore what?
;-)

Gah! - Mop, please!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# there seems to be an echo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# an echo, you say?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# we`re all "echo" friendly here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Well, I do try to recycle as many jokes as I possibly can...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# litter ye not!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
#
an echo... cho... o...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# It is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I agree...
* Wonders off to try it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Please read FAQ! ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/10535328
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I just came back to check we're still ignoring this thread...
...good, good...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# haha nice
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# clicking it
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Haven't you heard of b3tards.com
upload to there, copy and you can paste into your first thread.
over
and
over
again
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# To be honest, I don't even do that
Just use the write.php to upload, but don't actually post it, then cut and paste the url into a reply thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# well
either way it's better that threading the board away
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Look!!
I havent got an L on!!
(men boles Benea, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Hurrah!
Now get yerself an icon :p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# ^ what this staggeringly lovely man said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# get back to me when you haven't got underpants on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# That means you've passed stage one of your initiation,
are you ready for stage two, wrestling the bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I thought stage 2 was being sodomized by a man in a Freebase mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# The mask's at the cleaners, it'll have to be the bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# you can borrow mine if you like
it might need a bit of a wipe, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# As you've got the mask
why don't you do the honours?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# i can't, i'm full of carrot cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Interesting mental image I have now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# heheheh
a sad song my mum used to sing when we were kids just popped into my head, it's making me feel all maudlin :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# You have a freebase mask? Kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# oh no, not THAT mask......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Chump Manbear?
That would seem to fit with the Celebratory recurrence of old memes.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Ah sod it, let's just build a giant wicker cock and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# *strips to Y fronts*
Well, I'm ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# And.... Roll Camera!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# You're still a noob .........................................and will be treated as such.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
The glee in your post reads like someone running into the kitchen shouting "look mum, my first pube!!! Look!!".

(Wilton Mitrowserz, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Thread Monster!
Edit: Why don't you want to reply to anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# WOLF doesn't reply to threads
He starts 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Hush now he'll start new threads to reply to us all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Good Point!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I just hope he doesn't delete this one
It's been fun
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# He doesn't seem the flouncing type
maybe he just posts and runs away from his computer laughing like a lunatic!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# WOLF is actually Wolf from Gladiators.
so no messin'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# *goes to fetch over-size cotton bud to do battle*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Yes else he will hit us all with his enormous cotton bud
Edit: I guess I'll be using my enormous cotton bud to mop up this mind-piss haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# this place reeks of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Just like my buses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# *at home LOLs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)