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# How to attract beauty’s eyes?
How to attract beauty’s eyes? How to become the hot topic of public? I will teach you several methods of dressing. First, T-Shirt match jeans. Second, POLO Shirt match shorts. Thirdly, free match. The most important is make sure you looks concise and clean. You can see the link www.fromonesite.com.
(moomwill, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)
#

www.youtube.com/watch?v=th0Yq3cq514
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)
# hahahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)
# not spammy davis jnr?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:53, archived)
# Sweet sweet fuckjazz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:57, archived)
# Those people who listen to Sammy Davis Jr. backwards.
I wonder what satanic messages Andy Williams says when played backwards.

I used to have an Esquimo song by the fascist Fess Parker. I can't find it anywhere. Fucking esquimos.

Welp, this day is fucking done. Hasta la gayshift.


edit- have this bit of 90's www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVK7xig3xA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:27, archived)
# sammy was a satanist
i bet there's loads more fuck in his songs if played backwards
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:29, archived)
# I just have to say
it might be interesting if we could mess with time. Bring back glass eyed Sammy, and put him in a band like Mohinder. Bring all kinds of people back and just put them in weird places. Lee Hazlewood was pretty cool. I wonder where he'd fit in.

Argh. Sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:41, archived)
# sweetfuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I'll buy one of your best free match please
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)
# I will teach you several methods of dressing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:06, archived)
# I love the smell of spam in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Things are looking up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:59, archived)
# It would be nice to have three tits to feed that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:57, archived)
# That terrifies me every time I see it.
It waits under the scroll bar....

Ninja Edit: Can't get the Zalgo text to work :( Little fucker's scarier than Zalgo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Zalgo text only works in preview these days


they disabled it for the main page. i guess people were going a bit OTT with it

and that baby gives me the fucking fear
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I will teach you several methods of dressing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:04, archived)
#

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:59, archived)
# bwahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:04, archived)
# FUCK
just.. FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# hahahaha
I bet their house stinks of slobber
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
stinks has the lovely delicious fragrance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# That kid either really has to do a poo
Or he just did one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:58, archived)
# there goes another one!
we've scanned it and there were life forms aboard
must be some kind of short circuit.

/too lazy to do my spam jettison gif
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:05, archived)
# Just advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:43, archived)
#
just advertising? being a spamming cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Uh Oh
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:50, archived)
# needs more
toothbrush
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:00, archived)
# ha! this ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:25, archived)
#
toothbrush cock
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I will teach you several methods of undessing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:06, archived)
# this is my new flag
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:43, archived)
# can I extract your eyes?
and form them into a fine paste

and use the paste to make fake eggs with?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)
# please
FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Suck my balls
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I do not like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)