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[challenge entry] 'ning!
A quick bit of work-avoidance from me:

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(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# still not seen any of that
Sky Atlantic better do a full recap before the new series starts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# it's pretty good.
I don't think I'll be spoiling for you by saying 'there's boobs and swords in it'. Add a midget to the mix, and you've got yourself a good watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# i've got some videos like that
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# On a related note
Googling the actress who plays Shae brought up some extremely illuminating videos too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# were there boobs and "swords"?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah, I should probably point out you shouldn't google the actress who plays Shae at work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)
# still not seen it either
but don't have sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I've seen it all
I don't have sky, I have an internet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# where can i get one of these 'internets'?
Radio rentals?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Nah... Granada
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiTed_aBN7w&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
# great :-D
I loved the fleet of cars, and the little girls reaction when the engineer turned on the tv
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# she should have screamed and points and screamed "get them out, get them out they're trapped"
and then smashed her head into the screen to try and free them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Same here
but am 3/4s of the way through the first book and have found it very engaging. Fantasy is not my normal bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# The thing is even as the books go on, they're still not that fantastical.
The fantasy elements are there, but they're usually glossed over in favour of politics, sex and violence, not always in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Absolutely - there is a magic in the world but it's as if such things are frowned upon
and best not talked about by the people. The fantasy element is a subtle backdrop to a very rich plot with more twists and turns than a Alton Towers ride.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Yes, exactly right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# You really are missing out it's a glorious series and I don't often say that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# problem is it's clearly got Sean Bean in it
which is short hand for unwatchable fantasy action and gruff talking nonsense in my books
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Don't be misled by Sean Bean in this he really shines
more than that I cannot say as it would be a spoiler - really Sean Bean in this is fantastic and I really don't often say that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I agree with this statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# My missus loved it
to me it looked like Lord of the Rings with blood, swearing and humping
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# ^ Yep, pretty much what she said.
It was awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# ^ correct as ever
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Agreed
I'd even go so far as to say the adaptation is better than the books... *hides from inevitable net bashing*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Not seen any of the series
But read all the books which are all of teh awesome.

EDIT although I think I have a bone to pick with the TV series, as it would seem that as soon as the book publishers got a whiff of the TV deal they promptly suspended all book releases to cash in on the profile from the telly, resulting in the fact that while Vol 4 was released in paperback in 2006, Vol 5 is still only available in hardback.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Not to mention all the geeks rushing to buy them before they're reprinted with Sean Bean covers
win win, I think they call it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Got 'em all, including the new one in hardback, for nowt
*taps nose* it's not what, it's who... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I gape in awe at your high falutin' connections ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# im not into beards, dragons, castles and all that other stuff, so i dont think ill ever watch it
These upcoming series have caught my eye though, if only for their retro stylings and nice ladies. Theyll probably be for women and gay people though.
Pan am
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oVdLIvcNRE
The Playboy club
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-95qfa956A

And ill probably never get round to watching either of them. I dont get much time to watch stuff. Still got most of clone wars to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I really am stunned that you haven't watched Mad Men
it's everything Pan Am is aspiring to be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# again - its another one of those 'everyone says its good' series i havent got round to watching
id rather be doing personal work, b3ta / facebooking, xboxing than sitting motionless watching a film or tv programme
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# placing Mad Men or watching films like Tangled below B3ta and Facebook is quite disturbing
but I know what you mean when its an unknown quantity, I have the same "will this be wasting precious time" problem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# i just get tired and fidgety when i watch stuff
like its not stimulating me enough. At least when im using my puter or xboxing im interacting with something or doing something productive (in a minimal way) like tidying up my inbox, learning something or looking at some links ive had bookmarked for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
I watched that last night and it was fuckfuckbuggershitarse ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Arrr, ye'd best start believin' in speech therapy clarrsses.
Yer in one!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# hhhhahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Game of ThroneLOLs

I've now read all the books. The last one is fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# boromir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Ooh, don't want the outside lavvy freezing up
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Have you bought any new t-shirts lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Methanol-Free?
You're no fun :(

*back to the surgical spirit, then*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Nutritional!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# What's anti-freeze got to do with Lord of the Rings?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahah!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)