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[challenge entry] love this new image challange

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(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Steve Jobs is in the Thames?!!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:10, archived)
# I know what you mean
this is going to get dragged out especially as it's also the Image Challenge. I'm hoping for lots of dinosaur images.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I like dinosaurs
(men boles Benea, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# I might work on one or two when I'm back from uni tonight.
EDIT: Right, I'm off now, play nicely while I'm gone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# i have a couple of ideas too
but working on the floor may mean they won't get done
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Well...
I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# So Arsne Wenger's running Apple now?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Well, that's Apple fucked then.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I want a bacon sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I don't haz bacons
heggs? I got red sauce!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)
# I got red suaces too
I got bifburgers

I could bifburgers instead of bcoans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Ooh!
I just remembez I haz fishyfingers!

fishyfingers n red saurce in a sammich! Yum! :P
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# yes, this is an acceptable breakfast sandwich
let's enjoy our fishy fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
# I haz bacons
but they are frozen bacons :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# noes! the bacons is frozed!!!
if needz bacon haz to baconwait

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Bacons haz been put in fridge for tomorrow
today I haz sozage!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I has hotdogz!
emergency poundland hotdogs (also sold at iceland)

all the taste of plastic with tomato sauce on :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Speedy sosage sammich:
slice sosage lengthways down miggle, open and put flat in pan, fry both sides, serve inside sammich with brown saurce.

MUCH quicker than leaving it whole under grill. z.

Also non-messy hegg sammich: put oil in pan, turn on full heat and IMMEDIATELY drop in hegg, cover pan, get ya 2 slices of bread, butter only one side, get ya red saurce out ready, after 2-3 minutes uncover hegg and it shuld be cooked perfect with runny yolk, hoik it out and hold it over unbuttered slice, poke ya yolk and spread it evenly over bread till it soaks in, place hegg on top, squit the saurce on top of that, cover all with other slice, nom.

Next week: how to grill baconz! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I'll save the wait
"put bacon in grill" "apply heat"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
There is a trick to crispiness of the rind tho, without over cooking the meat, get the grill super hot first, grill only one side until the rind curls up closer to the heat and crisps, flip at the last moment and only grill the other side for about 1 min at most just to make sure it's cooked thru.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I like idea of having my yolk poked!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# can't beat a bit of yolk poking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# red sauce?
Dont you mean KETCHUP?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# don't get into that battle
many are scarred from it
MANY

MANY

"IT'S VISCOUS RED SHIT, STOP FIGHTING OVER WHAT IT'S CALLED, YOU BASTARDS!!!"

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)
# If I can haz brown saurce
then I can haz red saurce too!

And yello... 4 hotdogz
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# i want a breakfast bap from the cafe round the corner.
I could go the 'healthy option' and have a bowl of cereal, but i think the milk is off.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# breakfast baps sound quite nice about now
hmm, baps.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)
# *Breakfast bap consumed*
*energy levels rising*
*working day commencing*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Obituary
He changed forever the amount of money you are willing to spend on shit you do not really need and, even worse, already probably own.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# But they do need it, just like they need their houses full of Ikea furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
#
In tribute to passing of Steve Jobs, Chinese assembly workers at iPhone plant allowed pee break.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15195444
2nd picture in

I cant believe theyre leaving iDevices on the street in Tokyo! Either theyre wealthy enough to just leave them there, or (most likely) Tokyo is such a lovely, happy, safe place, that they can be left there for a while without fear of being nicked.

It is overkill though. Christ - theyre tools / devices, not fucking family members.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# What she said
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# yeah I'm sure tokyo is a happy safe place with no issues at all :)
And I was taking the piss about people waving ipads with candles on them

and god... what do I see on tv

ah well

the worlds a whole mess of stuff mixed up with something who knows what's blah I'm bored now, need bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
#
saw that picture the chinese did with candles saying "Jobs" on the bbc page? i cant be arsed to do this but maybe someone could add more candles saying "we are afraid of losing our jobs" or some other message chinese workers would put there (its just a nice coincidence those candle guys are chinese).

also about putting idevices on the streets- maybe they just put them there for the sake of taking a picture OR they are broken (how fitting) which tends to happen quite easily?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# That is a bit weird...
I likes the apples with bites taken out tho, sorta sweet that one, if a bit bleh when they go brown...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# The moral
You can be a complete arsehole your entire life. You can fuck over friends and family alike. You can fuck over business colleagues. You can scream and shout and rant and pretty much treat everyone else like so much dogshit. You can even lie and pretend a child you fathered is not your own.

But as long as you produce shiny disposable devices a bunch of japs will set up makeshift shrines in your honour.
(MagicMoose, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Beat me to it...

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I took some pictures of his corpse..
Photobucket

For some reason the fucking flash didn't work ??
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I slip in a cheaky pearoast?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I laughed more and more as I felt guiltier and guiltier. Well Done!
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 3:38, archived)
[challenge entry] OOOOOOOOOOFFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)