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# I ran out of ideas again :(


The background needed something, but I could only come up with rude penguin again. Lots of other issues too i know.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# nicely!
have a sad potato

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Aww!
poor potato! *hugs*.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Lully... sorry for nicking it ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# An igloo?
Go for the old "blonde in a cocktail dress guest-starring in Pingu" vibe. I know it's been done to death, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I know,
My drawings are so mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# :-) I love the idea of Pingu being "mainstream"
Completely bloody hatstand, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# There's one thing that is DEFINITELY missing here ...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Mortal Wombat?
Honestly, I go out for the day and there's been banninations and threats and weirdness. Can't leave you lot alone for a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Threats?
Musta missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# He did sort of threaten to murder Rattlehead
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Oh be fair,
Haven't we all at some stage? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# It was lost in optimising
and re-sizing but was/is there I promise!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I wish I had a rude penguin to accompany me when I go out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# You don't? Borrow mine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# He's a reet lothario, that one
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# There there, combover penguin
Plenty more fish in the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# An definite improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# She's got a lovely arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# She really has.
Which is unusual for a penguin, when you think about it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Stop eyeing up the bloody penguins...
FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Penguin fuckerrrrrrr.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Sweet!
I wish I had a blonde chick with an arse like that to accompany me when I don't go out.
*pushes luck*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# How young
do you like them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Scrambled
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I should not find this funny.
But I do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# rude penguin tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# lovethisone
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Gadaffi penguin caught in "crossfire"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Woo good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Rude penguin is rude!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I told you.
Gummy bear.

But still, wooo!
(thatlavenderblonde, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Economic Downturn. Elections in Egypt. Earthquake in Turkey.
Lots of issues ;-)

The Pic, on the other hand is great :)

In further other news: Hello You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Hello you too!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Less clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# fewer
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Less clothes: phewooarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# >clothes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# The penguin is naked.
Isn't one nude enough?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# No.
I think that's a chicken and a penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# I like the style of these.
You should have a look at Damien Loeb's work. He does photorealistic paintings of scenes from films, (when he's not painting pictures of his wife in the nude).
Also, have a look at Will Cotton's work, also photorealistic, but mostly paintings of cakes and sweets with naked ladies. He was involved in that Katie Perry video where she had a cake bra on. You might get some ideas for backgrounds, or you can just ogle the cake ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# High praise indeed
I am a fan of your work. I will check out the artists, but i have no intention of drawing people in the nude. I'd have nowhere to put my hanky.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Bit of a distraction that, but not really what they're about at all.
A lot of Loeb's stuff is just frames from famous films, often with no people in them. Edit: www.damianloeb.com/art/sec3/cantyoutakeajoke.html
Cotton's stuff has to be seen to be believed, Swiss chalets made out of biscuits and icing. He actually builds them before he paints them as well. His studio must smell lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Broken site is broken
but what I saw puts my crayon and potato print efforts in their place.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# needs more...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Stubbo?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Lovely.... more people must reshop your pictures than anyone elses I think....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I feel like progress is being made
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# And all because the lady love lozenges....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Well; as long as they improve them
like you just did.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Pfft... Snobby McNod provided the perfect dressing for your perfect meal...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I have no Idea what that means
But I will grin at you anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Hahaha.....
I meant Snobby's potato was great....
And you picture was great...
And all I did was stick his picture on yours:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Ah. That was a sad potato.
isn't there a helpline or something?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I don't know..
I'v been banned for life from helplines....
Just for aking about my lozenges too often.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Is she drinking a pint
and forgetting to have the glass in her hand again?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)