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# you know, i think she might be


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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# phwarr!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# that's not a fish
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# no, but it's close
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# a widdifish?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# pfft.....have an oldie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# This gives me the horn...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# quite so.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# THE HUMAN CENTISKI
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# click four you
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(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# That's what she said:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
#
psst: paste the kanji into the message not the subject :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# it not work Michael! why?
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work in preview not in actual fuck?
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# As there were only about three people on here who knew my name, that narrows it down somewhat ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Ok, I give in.
It's not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# ah Michael Ellis me know you!
me know you long time!

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(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Try putting it through this first
www.pinyin.info/tools/converter/chars2uninumbers.html
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
#
あなたは日本からではない
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# how you fuckers know do this? yet Wanky not!?
when was the fucking memo?

週のためのコックとボール

thankyou Michael!

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# do something funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# me do your mum
last night, but she not so funny ! :(

why she no laugh Michael?

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# what?
micheal is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I've just laid and egg laughing so much.
Classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
#
大尉彼はもう一度すべての時間に私のバトック触れている
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I don't understand any of this shit!!!
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Nor me...
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# what the shivering fuck is going on on /board
is it night of the lol comedy accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I think I may have broken something by posting a VAG CREAM in the middle of the afternoon...
* Sorry b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# One account has a genuinely funny moment, and everyone with a comedy acount breaks them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I see
then said comedy account does a Vic Reeves and drags it out way beyond it's shelf life
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Hi Mu, I've been getting a lot of very positive comments about the picture of Christine Bleakley in my profile. Had you got any more pictures of her planned?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# *checks*
Hahahaha. That is worthy of much praise.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Your profile contains all the madness
Woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I still owe you a picture from ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Fuck, I still owe hedgehog a dinosaur too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Looking back at that, Adrian looks more like Clarkson.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Where was this genuinely funny moment?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# You see that socket in the wall that your phone plugs into?
Well if you plug your computer into that you can access something new, it's called internet. I've heard rumours that you can find internet which can change words from one language into those of another!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
#
多分カットは、それがされて犬に吸収されていた
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
#
多分人の足は延びたか。
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
#
多分フランス人は彼の首を燃やした
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# You got dressed up for you birthday night out then :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# cheeky bugger!
i don't look like that!



yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I thought you'd had one to ,any sessions in your belmatron!
Who is it?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# i know those words
but in that order, they confuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Haha bugger my typos....
to ,any
to many
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ann widdecombe
i believe she may be "compo related"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Is that why you entered it into the compo?. ;-)
I;v not looked at the news for weeks so am out of touch
also I thought it was Mo Mowlam, hence the confusion.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# i haven't entered it
she looks like she's related to compo from last of the summer wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Now all makes sense
I'll travel back in time in my belmatron, and alter my orignall reply so I don't look foolish...:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# it's MY belmatron!
and that time travel function was supposed to be top secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I'm hopping into it as we speak....
To travel back to two mounths ago, where I'll purchase it off you for peanuts, before you know it's true capabilities......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# my friend, i too can play the time game.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# You'll never find me now......
I purchsed secret island with my ten consecutive lottery wins, and now own the WORLD....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# no, because i just went back in time
and nicked your lottery ticket! i now have missiles trained on strategic locations all over the world!
also france.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I travelled into the future and bought back a deffence sheild to stop the missiles...
Can we share it.... you can have the north west and I will have the midlands, and together we will rule the country as ................
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# as what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I am your sister.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Pffft...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# What DO you call it when you become each other's Grandparents?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# multi-generational incest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Sexy teims....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I'm sorry. No.
Unless you airbrushed out some girders, those should be a lot further down...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)
# This was before her sudden mammary lapse...
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# you'd better run, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# *scampering for cover as we speak (type)*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# hahahaharghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Oh thats not nice now is it?
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Has she been through the Belmatron?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# only if it has a time travel function
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)