
please tell me you actually sent this to them?
if not:
www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/ContactUs/AskAMinister.htm
do it
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Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:41,
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if not:
www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/ContactUs/AskAMinister.htm
do it

I'm currently 20,000 leagues under the sea TOTALLY undetected :)
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Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:30,
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No-one actually buys teaspoons. Instead they form, one-at-a-time, from traces of organic debris in used dishwater; given the right conditions like heat and pressure (in a similar manner to fossil fuels).
Yes, we may have thrown some in the water earlier; but what we fail to notice is that sometimes we drop N teaspoons into the water, and finish with N+1.
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Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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Yes, we may have thrown some in the water earlier; but what we fail to notice is that sometimes we drop N teaspoons into the water, and finish with N+1.

the spoon strategy will no longer work.
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Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:10,
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Men above my pay grade have designed this:
navy-matters.beedall.com/mufc.htm
Probably won't ever get made though.
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Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:18,
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navy-matters.beedall.com/mufc.htm
Probably won't ever get made though.

Send away! The MOD clearly need all the help they can get these days...
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Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:00,
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a.) because it's fab and true
b.) for the use of the term 'I shit you not'


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Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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b.) for the use of the term 'I shit you not'



And there is the old Trajan Pro. 'tis a fine font sir! (congrats on the FP ;)
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Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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Cheers Q! I love it, very classy alternative
to good ol' Times. How's the lil' one? :)
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Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:09,
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to good ol' Times. How's the lil' one? :)

And her 2 big brothers are great with her. Happy Days!
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Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:18,
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However, I do take issue with my learned friend above.
I have never accumulated teaspoons. On the contrary, mine seem to vanish without a trace on a fairly regular basis.
My cutlery draw is full of mismatched teaspoons and when I have a massive crowd of, say, 15 or more people who come round to my house for tea, crumpets and those little triangle-shaped cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off, I am very embarrassed to offer my guests teaspoons for their tea stirring activity because of the mis-matchedness, causing my position as one of the socially elite to be put severely in jeopardy.
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Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:37,
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I have never accumulated teaspoons. On the contrary, mine seem to vanish without a trace on a fairly regular basis.
My cutlery draw is full of mismatched teaspoons and when I have a massive crowd of, say, 15 or more people who come round to my house for tea, crumpets and those little triangle-shaped cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off, I am very embarrassed to offer my guests teaspoons for their tea stirring activity because of the mis-matchedness, causing my position as one of the socially elite to be put severely in jeopardy.