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# You Make the boat, I will make the crew!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# did you make this
or did you find it somewhere?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Hello new person

This messageboard is a place to post thing you've made yourself.
Also, this isn't 4chan.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I think you want 4chan, this is b3ta
easily confuse what with the numbers and letters and things
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# well, you have to admit it really IS confusing
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Shit. I think I've been in the wrong place all this time...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Just looked at 4chan.
Not going back there again.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Dave's just the same
he went there and some boy burnt his neck, he didn't like it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Egad, yes.
yes.I went once some time ago. Quite apart from the eyepoppingly bad txtspk and WOAH NSFW I found the board layouts totally confusing.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# ^absolutely this
what an awful website design
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# spam
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# *clears throat*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
#

/traditional
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# It isn't even that funny.
that
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# ^ This



(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# YAY! Bunbuns!
Otterbuns? Bunotters? Nicer bunny ears than I made anyhoo.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Yours still looks like a Camel Toe
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# waaaaah
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# GO AWAY 4Chan characters!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# you tell him, dave!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I'M NOT DAVE DON'T CALL ME DAVE.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Thanks Dave
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I'M MOGGY
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Of course you are Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# WHO IS DAVE? I'M MOGGY. YOUR EYES ARE IMPORTANT. PLEASE REST YOUR EYES.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# You are Dave, Dave.
Love your TV Channel, "Dave", Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I have not my channel. You saying lie.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Oh Dave. :(
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
That sounds like Yoda with altzeimer's.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Dave you are, Dave.
Dave, err... where was I?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# "No. Moggy not.
Dave... or Dave not.
There is no Moggy."
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I'M MOGGY.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Yes, you're Dave.
We know
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Please post Dave photo.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# are you talking to yourself now?
I'm finding this very confusing
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I don't have a photo of you.
How could I?

Send me one and I'll post it, I promise.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# We've been asking for a photo of you Dave
only you can tell us what you look like Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# This is not Dave
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# No, that's Maria
You are Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# MARIA* I'M MARIA. I'M NOT MOGGY. I'M NOT DAVE!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Correct.
Maria is not Moggy and not Dave.

Tell Maria to get her own account. Sponging freeloader.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT MARIA!!!!!!!!!
YOU WILL NEVER BE MARIA!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# We cannot see you, Dave - that's the trouble.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I'M not Dave. Who is Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# You are.
Blimey, do we have to go through this again, Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I'm Japanese. I don't stay England.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# You saying Japanese people can't be called Dave?
Are you some kind of racist?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I don't know DAVE.
DAVE DON'T STAY IN JAPAN.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I know a Dave in Japan.
Hi Dave, how's the weather in Japan?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Shut-up, Dave!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Dave is other.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# There is two of you Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Dave is as Dave does.
Continue dA shit just as Dave (you) would.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I'm Moggy. Dave did what do?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# (dA)ve
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# No
Names look what happened to G*****n,
Wait a sec
you tell him DAVE
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
#
I'M NOT DAVE DON'T CALL ME DAVE.
I'm catch a cold. So Don't give tired to me.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# there's an echo in here
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Sorry
i will close my legs
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# impressive topiary
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# ...and topology
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Stick your head out of the window Dave
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# That head is not mine.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# oh my god, dave beheaded someone!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Fucking hell
I think my ironymeter just exploded
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# This.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# You mean you are not interested in seeing stuff from other sites on here?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I JUST HATE 4CHAN.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# dA is a pile of shit as well
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# 4Chan has not rule. they are criminal.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Harsh words, Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Thank you understand. But Don't call me DAVE
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Sorry Dave. Do you prefer David?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# *Shot*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# HE SAID dA IS A PILE OF SHIT!!!
dA IS A PILE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# dA is awesome. :D and I'm not Dave
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# dA isn't awesome and you are Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# dA is for little kids and washed up grown ups.
Which one are you, Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# dA is where idiot children post their shitty KAWAII DESU NE pictures and receive false praise from like-minded fuckwits.
It is NOT awesome.

And you have a penis.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
You good friend. :3
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# No THANKS.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Prove you are who you claim to be and we will stop calling you Dave...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Nice one, Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I'M MOGGY
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# The more you struggle, the tighter the gaffer tape becomes.
Just thought you should know that, Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Your my wife now Dave
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I likes armadillos!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I KILL YOU

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# That's nice Dave. What is it?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I'M NOT DAVE.
*eating your head*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Death threats, Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Omnomnomnomnom
*eating your head*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Shut up Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# *lick your blood*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Calm down Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# *Cutting your head*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# with sexy results
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# with sexy results
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# NNNNNGHHHH DON'T STOP I'M NEARLY THERE
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Ah, Hitchcockian amputee animal porn..
my favourite
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# ^^
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Needs more Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I'M not Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Haha, you can't fool me.
Of course you are.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# What's the weather like in Luton?
It's still a bit snowy here Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I don't know Dave. I'M JAPANESE.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
#
can your belly touch your knees dave
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Dave is cool guy? I never seen him.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Look in the mirror, Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I'm female. I'm not guy.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# You have a micropenis, Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Dave is female?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I don't know, you are Dave. Are you female?
I guess females can be called Dave too. Maybe short for "Davina"
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I'm female.
To sexual harassment?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# No thanks, not before my tea.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# What's wrong with a bit of sexual harassment before tea?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# I'm having racial intolerance for tea
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Ahh fair enough. The two don't mix well.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Do you own a mirror, Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# It continues to this boring joke forever?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I doubt it.
But I can pretty much predict how the replies to your next pic will pan out. :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Probably about a month or two, with occasional revivals after that when somebody remembers
that's the way these things usually go.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Irony meter is off the charts!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Unleash Candy-Apple!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Yeah.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Only YOU can stop this Dave - you know what to do Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I was just reading about Barbarossa's Law too!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# ~I have a feeling I played a part in establishing that law...
*cross-references*

EDIT nope. Wasn't even in the thread. Hmmm... Curious.

As you were.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# haha, me too
i like this dictionary
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# i dont get it.
Is it someone's birthday?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# RDLI's
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I EAT YOU

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
zombie nun Dave
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Maria: I'M MARIA!! :(
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Dave: I'm Moggy
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Maria: You are fake. and you are not Moggy.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Is that your middle name Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Japanese has not middle name.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Oh give it a rest, you attention seeking shit
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I can still admire the artistry in these
whilst still avoiding the need to call social services
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# This has nothing to do with Hitler.
I think you might have tried to jump on my bandwagon, but you slipped and fell, and now Dave thinks he's Moggy.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Who is Dave? I don't know. I don't make sense.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Your name is Dave.
There is no Moggy...there never was.
Please respect the rules of b3ta.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# the rules of b3ta is what?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# You're soaking in it!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Some rules are unwritten
We don't like 4chan crap.
We don't like dA links.
We don't like questionable sexual imagery that is considered NSFW or even borderline illegal.
We don't like Photography unless it's on Sunday but even then some people still don't like Photography.

We do like Jokes.
We do like well drawn art.
We do like satire and parody.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# 4chan wanky fuckballs
what is that blue thing in the second frame anyway? A robot dropping a hankie?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I don't even get the joke
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I get it but that blue thing bothers me
Is the text some kind of code? I'm sure the blue text reads CUMFEST if you squint
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# more ebaum than 4chan
would need more anime girl fellating her cock for 4chan
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Does ebaumsworld still exist?
I had a look on 4chan once. Never again.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Me too...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# 4chan is what lazy sitcom-writers believe the internet to be
Hehe, just realised my last comment is pretty much exactly what Fresh Water Mole said... ahh, me and my unintentional plagiarism...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Is this 'waste a thread' day?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Just once
I wish I could make an image that gets as many replies as this has done.
JUST ONCE.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# amen to that sister
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# It's easy.
The question you have to ask though, is it the quantity of replies or the quality? I'll call you a threadwasting cunt on your next post, if you like.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I'll take it!
Quantity over quality every time I am.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# the thing is, no one is talking about the picture in a good way
Threads like this simply provide a chance for like minded people to say silly stuff and have a laugh, with a little bit of territorial "we don't like that sort of thing round these parts" comedy posturing.

If you just want attention; troll the board, if you want to post stuff you are proud of and hope like minded people see it, carry on as normal.

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# It's true.
But I wouldn't mind some comedy posturing of my own at times, I guess.
and thank you for the huge compliment :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# ^ A better way of what I was trying to mumble
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Create a comedy account and post something from 4Chan.
Job's a good 'un.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Don't need 4Chan stuff.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I know Dave
That's the point of the discussion
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Don't need Deviant Art stuff.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I don't hear your opinion. You are fake my portrait maker!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)
# :D of course it was a fake/joke portrait no one knows what you look like!
And if you won't listen to my opinion, please consider everyone elses who point out that the dA stuff is not wanted here.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Does this include Sequential Art, which as I understand it is routinely posted on Deviant Art?
Does that not count due to not being typical of DA?
Can you in fact post what you like on b3ta or can't you? Is the idea to defend b3ta's culture from outsiders? Shades of immigration policy debates.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I agree!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# If JJ were to post screenshots of his dA account whining about some other dA member, I'm sure it wouldn't be welcome either.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# But, you guys give should not joke boring to me.
If you call me Dave, I don't give happy.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# And I don*t give shit.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
#
君たちのジョークは退屈でつまらん。
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Sorry, I don't understand Japanese.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I don't mean pictures that are hosted there, just the soap opera drama moggy keeps posting and getting a bollocking for
that consist of a screengrab of someone sending her a private message or something. like this:
b3ta.com/board/10683397
If she stopped that she wouldn't get half as much flack
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
#
I have no memory has been scolding from you.
I will accept comments by e-mail.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Do you accept pics also?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# E- MAIL.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Is that a yes or no, Dave?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Your call "Dave" is SHIT!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Calm down, Dave
No need to get nasty. Jeepers.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Oh ah
OK then.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I dunno the why should not post dA stuff. :(
You guys should accept my individuality.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# hehehehe
oops
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# LAWL POASTING IN EPIC THREAD
never come back
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)