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# 'mkay


www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
...'Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything'

...you don't get to cherry-pick the parts of the FAQ you like, imo
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Yep
Lots of folks seem to come across as bullying cunts to moggy. Nobody deserves to be treated like shite on here. Its not 4chan.

I was expecting that pic to animate with streams of piss coming from above though...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# damn
never thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# If it isn't 4chan
Why do we keep seeing zombie nuns and bleeding (sorry, sexually aroused) children with adults with whips drawn by a person who we also know draws child pornography for internet entertainment? (Which Moggy has never denied, just got cross we found out about?).
I think that is a fair question to ask, but do shoot me down.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10684055 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# When you play a hand like that
you have to fold.
Mind you, I don't want to see any evidence, but hand-drawn child-promoglaphly? Is that the new way of saying 'the Japanese Beano'?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# There are a few on here that saw it
And yes, it was hand drawn child rape pictures. Moggy got very cross they were found, but did not deny drawing them. I therefore feel no guilt in his demise.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# fair enough
The chap certainly got a lot of people doing the detective bit. On the plus side, seems like a good batch of newbies this week.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# i think someone who tirelessly pretends to be a japanese girl for 2 months (?) should be bullied to death
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
てめーいい度胸してんな。
脳みそ引きちぎってやる。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Look, Moggy, mate, or whatever.
If you proved you were the Japanese girl you claim to be, you wouldn't get this shit all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# That's a tough request, though
If (s)he posts a photo, it could be from anywhere. The internet is riddled with photos of Japanese girls, most likely taken without their permission.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# *cough*Tineye*cough*
How about asking her to take a photo of her with a sign, or a picture we've asked her to hold up, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Holding one of her own arts, perhaps?
ts se lol etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Yeah!
But like taters says down there, it's a bit dodgy, posting pictures of yourself on here...

Unless she PM'd one to someone, or something. Fuck I dunno!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Nobody should have to prove who they are
Posting a photo of yourself on here is asking for trouble.
Does it really matter?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Mm, got a point there.
Unless she PMs someone about it...

I guess that's just me; I don't want to believe, I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# i dont give a rats arse - I dont know the gender of 2/3rds of the people on here.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# 2/3rds of the people on here don't know their own gender
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# pfffft
My gender is now cat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I think gender relates to what you put the cat inside or what you put inside the cat
or if you want to put the cat indie you but you don't have a hole big enough to put it into

Feck now I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# schroedingers gender?
no wait, I already did that joke this week.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Hi, I'm a hot nubile young 18 year old student from Croyden.
Wanna pay me £5p/m to talk to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Hush Dave, that frieght wont get to Aberdeen by itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# and then given an award for persistance
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Anyone who whips up a shitstorm as quickly as he did back when IS a troll
And back when was some time ago now. And I did use ignore day two he appeared, it saved a lot of irritation.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Ignore doesn't work. Ignore means your experience is cut down, you miss comments/pictures from other people who you don't wish would fuck off and die.
Also, stop being so freaking preachy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Ignore works fine.
You just like bitching.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Indeed "Clueless Egg Cunt"
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#swear

"While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I think its a great username
I must admit though - that FAQ nugget is quite surprising. Ive heard cunt so many times on here, its lost all meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# That's just the bit encouraging creative swearing, it goes on to add
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?

Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.

Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."

Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# TNUC has been a fave of mine amongst me and a few mates for years now
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Twunt can't be any better thant twat, or cunt.
It's twat x cunt. SWEAR SQUARED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
maybe you have a point, but am not using it as an insult (except towards myself)
can't resist an Iannucci quote tho
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Yeah you missed out on one small point though.
We're all cunts. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Nah, we're all cocks.
Not cunts. There are no girls on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# can't beat a bit of racist bullying....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# What part of it was racist? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# The bit when you pulled some slitty eyes, stuck out your front teeth
and called her a fucking ningyong nip.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Now THAT'S racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# You should be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I like her inverted racism
of saying "YOU NOT JAP!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Is "Jap" racist? As in actually derogartoy?
I was thinking today at work, we have a group of people from Saudi-Arabia, who we all refer to as the "Saudis". Yet for certain places it's just not done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Not sure, but I'm certain if we started calling her a 'Jap'
rather than Japanese it wouldn't be long before the word Racist was being banded about.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# We don't get riled by being called Brits.
It's just odd how some become seen as insults.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Speak for yourself, it makes me apoplexic
Though "Eng" doesn't sound like much of an insult, thought. "Scot" is just the normal description, "Wel" just sounds daft (which is quite fitting, really), and "Ir" or, even worse, "North" are just rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)
# 'Jap' is classed as a racial slur. It was used by US soldiers during WW2.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I thought that was Nip.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# So were English housewives
but are *they* racist? (Well, if you read the comments on the Daily Mail website, yes, very. But that's beside the point.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Not just US troops.
The propaganda push of its use was from the nursery to the daily papers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Well that's me crossing Jim Bowen off my Christmas card list then ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# haha "Look at who you could have offended!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I saw bullseye about a week ago, and no word of a lie, Jim Bowen said,
"Now when it's the wifes wash day, it's now sit down and have a nosh day"
"with this labour saving automatic washing machine"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# ok Dave
Anyone else see this as a bit preachy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# it probably is a bit
but we see 'FAQ' all the time when someone posts a large image. few complaints then.
i just thought 4 hours of abuse was getting a bit tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I'm one of the few people that likes Moggys pics
and I agree that if people don't like moggy just click ignore but some of that Dave stuff is pure gold
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I quite like Moggy's stuff too
it's just a shame he/she ruins his/her reputation by posting random trivial bullshit every other time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I'm just having to guess
or at least hoping, that you people haven't seen all his pics.
Otherwise you'd want to cunt him in the fuck as much as i do.
Child rape is never 'art', despite what De Sade might have preached.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Oh no no no, I make an exception with the rapey stuff.
Anything relatively normal gets a thumbs up though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# not unlike a few other b3ta members
I'm not including yourself in that list
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# dave-gate was funny
but just taken too far. when you have folks changing their usernames to weigh in with more, the bullying line gets skirted

i like her artwork too
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# ...and she's just left (maybe)
i'd feel bullied after all that too
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# I like and agree with your words...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Good point. Well made! Came home, spazzed down to see what's been going on... Fuck me, there may not be flouncing, but there's some serious handbaggery going on!
Radical point of view: I love the comedy pics / GIFs, the VAGCREAMS are Ok, maybe a bit meh for my taste. Clay's big scrollers are fine when I'm not on 3G mobile; I can ignore them if I am. JPGs scifi dreamscapes are wowsome, Happy Toasts dytopian world view makes me chuckle, and all the other skilled nutters here I like to varying degrees.
And then we have Dave... She/He is a better artist than I can dream of being, but the subject matter just ain't my thing. Point is: so what? I like what I like, click it so I can look through my favourites page, and skim over the rest. I can spaz back a couple of pages, so as long as there isn't repeated threadwaste I don't mind. I suspect she quite likes the attention, but so what? Anyway, just my $0.02 worth
Oh, and what's wrong with being called Dave???
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# it's a bit of a shitty name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Ha! This from the man with the reverse stutter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Oh mocking my disability now
that's p pretty low
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Mocking a disability? On B3ta? Second only to mocking a terrorist tragedy...
Never forget 7-11.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# What happened at the corner shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# July, last year?
Shittest World Cup in living memory?

Vuvu-fucking-zelas?

4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(xaer0mancer, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)