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# Half a fucking meg
you know better, Herman
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# he's famous now, he just doesn't give a fuck about us :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# no its 437.95 kB
(herman:D, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# this one bigger:)
www.b3ta.com/board/10424732
(herman:D, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Yes, and over the limit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Fuckin hell Herman, 37.95 kb over..
you could get a tin can full of spacemen to the moon with that!
Game over man, game over!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# *usual polite/cheery FAQ post*
"For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but NEVER exceed 400 KB. Please do your best to optimise your work where appropriate. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image".*

*Although none of this obviously applies to the front paged images or "popular" b3tards.

Seriously though mods, some of us crush our images and animations down to fit these guidelines, if the FAQ is irrelevant please burn it so us community minded folk can have nice animations too, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I know what you mean
I have made so many ground-breaking animations and I never post any because I can't get them under 400k. Honestly :P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# ^very this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Ooops, you may have annoyed these people

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# *comes running*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# OVER THE LINE
This ain't 'Nam, Herman. There are rules here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# fucking hell:( is it have a go at herman day:(
(herman:D, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# *checks calendar*
seems like it
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# hahah, if you think this is people having a go
you clearly haven't spent much time reading b3ta comments to other peoples threads

also, you could listen to what people say and make the animation smaller/in keeping with the FAQ like the rest of us politely do.
That tends to shut people up/make them love you more. Just saying like :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# hahah
only joking:)
(herman:D, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# It's an international holiday, second Sunday in February every even year
I can't believe you have not noticed this before
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# yeah
there's is a rota running these days. It's your turn to get mercilessly picked on for fuck all reason. Usually encouraged by the B3ta head boy.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Please point us to this merciless picking on
sounds interesting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# hang on I'll just invent some
; D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# i've never been picked on :(
i think i'm too inconsequential :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I was picked on. Well, in gaz form. By one person.
I don't think that counts as my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# the beheading dude?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# The one who must not be named.
Despite using their real name MANY times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Dave
?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# No the other one. The one that had the quietest flounce in human history.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# who was the one before LS18?
i hadn't been around long enough to 'get to know' the current regulars
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I can't even remember. I think the LS18 flounce was the first one I saw.
Then it was Moggy (temporarily), then loads of mini flounces from lesser-known /board dwellers.

I don't think we'll see a flounce like LS18's for ages. It was glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# flash?
obviously, i mean jumping jack
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# We may be able to schedule you for next Wednesday if you like

How does between 14:00 and 16:15 sound?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# That sounds excellent to me
It will be much appreciated. I'll feel like I really belong
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Sorry, that's already booked
for the return of Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# It's easier when your just new.
This little number introduced me to the world of FAQ gifs

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# ...why?
looks fine to me. unless you posted it at 150k or so?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Shopped fotos only please
TOAP

Etc etc/////
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha!! yeah...
i remember getting a load of 'from space' comments :)))

but i was also glad that someone cared enough to comment AT LAST
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# which was yours, the postman pat pic?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# i saw that one, but no.. it was this except HUGE HUGE HUGE


i couldn't get it small enough fast enough, so settled to a screengrab

hehe :))

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# so........ you're saying it wasn't your work either?
i'm surprised you haven't been banished to /offtopic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# nope, thankfully!! it is my own work :)
i ended up to do a 'print screen' into Paint off my laptop, because the source pic came from an 8meg cameraphone & i hadn't noticed the file size was huge!!

i'm a bit low tech & do everything with PSElements, MS Gif animator & my laptop's touch pad. i'm in the market for a graphics tablet but don't know where to start...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# *you're


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# MARK IT ZERO
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# A world of pain...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Shut the fuck up, Donny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# You're out of your element!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I liked your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha!

That's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Pas op glad!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Schitterend!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)