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# do you ever look at a woman and think 'she needs a unibrow and a curly moustache'? i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Yes
but not Liv Tyler!:O
*scorns*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# she pissed me off all the way through lord of the rings
whinging her tits off the whole time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I think you'll find the problem was Lord of the Rings not her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I'd be quite happy to take her out of the equation if it made it easier for others.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# i liked it
the only one who annoyed me more than her was karl urban. there was a walking tree on it that was less wooden than him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I'v still not seen it...
They have the whole trilogy for sale at my local Sainsbury for £5 and I'm not bothered...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# there are far better things to do with that amount of time in my opinion
but several billion dollars in revenue tells me I must be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Yep, that's my opinion, just to long for what it is, if it were two hours long each I'd watch it....
But there again if there were 4 hour long star wars films, I'd be jumping for joy!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I'm all in favour of long films.
Far too much detail is lost trying to cram complex stories into two hours, which is why many book adaptations turn out as shallow, superficial Hollywood tripe. Books turned into TV series, on the other hand, I can live with as they have the luxury of time to explore the richness of the source material in.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# It was exactly the opposite
it got everything it needed into the film, wihout about 400 pages of waffle, which the book has. seriously, you could skip those 400 pages and not lose anything important from the story
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I'll agree with you on LOTR
The only of this series that I even attempted to read was The Hobbit, and got bored after a dozen pages. There's not many books that can put me off reading them that quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# ah, i may not have been clear
when i said It, i meant the stephen king book/film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Like I said. if it were star wars I'd jump for joy, so I do love a long film, but it has to be something I want to watch for 3 hours plus...
I'd love a 4 hour version of wuthering hieghts, that told the whole stiory for instance...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Is this better?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Still would!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# she looks like a werewolf that rides the special bus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Eddie Mongster
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
he looks like whatshisface from the lost boys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# ooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Another woman that I can't understand the fascination :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# it baffles me, too
but then again, i don't do women
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# ^this^
I think it's the facial hair
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# are you certain that those aren't just really long thick nose hairs?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# not on her eyebrow, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Not normally, no.
But I'm warming to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# i think it makes her look distinguished
like an upper-class ladyboy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Yes, she's called Frida Kahlo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# *googles*
it's fran stelanoskovitchdavidovitski!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# me and Captain Wow had a club suggesting similar
I miss Captain Wow, don't like it when people disappear :(


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I was wondering what happened to her just this week

still no one here have a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Captain who now?
SPLITTER:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# i liked her
she made me figurehead of her pirate ship, then vanished. from what i could gather, she was having a rather stressful time and needed her own space
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Yup and those of her who knew her in RL and had met her many times before
she couldn't be arse to tell that to!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# she didn't tell me, either
i just read what she posted on here and pieced it together.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Yeah but I'd known her properly for a long time.
Common decency would have dictated dropping me a line. Personally I think she just followed her dream to be a priest and left all us unholy ones behind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# as good an explnation as any
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# She could make a fine date for sexy Matlock....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# velcro sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# THAT'S THE BEST KIND!
Have we no got new PC?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# no, i'm still waiting
got the gubbins, waiting on the hard drive. i'm at my sister's for the weekend, so i'm using my brother-in-law's laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I suppose I'm luckt that I can just keep rebuilding my out of the junk I have lying around..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# i don't trust electronics and they don't like me
they tend to break whenever they get near me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Computers are just lego where it's imposible to put the wrong bit in the wrong place...
Then you just put a disc in and do what it says:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# i still don't trust them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# No doubt someone will think the same of this one:


New pic from my latest video but not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# if i can get away with posting shit like that up there
you could post a photo of a toenail and nobody would bat an eyelid.
also, blondes never need moustaches and unibrows, they just don't work on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:04, archived)
# You mean I have to shave now?
Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# if i have to, so do you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Sorry :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# You and me, well have an exibition before you know it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# i know some people from a museum
we could be huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# :-) just out of interest, did you like that song link I posted (Our town) ?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I did
I love a bit of Country sound, but never was able to carry it off convincingly. My accent tends to travel from Alabama to New York via Watford.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# It would sound unique then :-) Ijust wish they would repeat Nothern exposure...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I like this, even though it is lacking a stray pube...
* Waits for her to lift her top up.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Pfft
It was for a video and the optimising tends to lose detail like that so didn't bother!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# while i think you are very nice
I can't help thinking this posting pictures of yourself all the time (I'm assuming it is you) is a little narcissistic?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I like drawing people.
But I don't post everything i draw, as they are people who might not want that. I can see how it comes across, but it is more wishfull thinking than ego as every pic takes at least 20 years off.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Trufax!
I try to draw the bags under the eyes but just can't do it. I suppose that IS narccisisitic!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Please don't take it the wrong way
just curious is all :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# No offence taken
I'll stop posting when they bring out the pitchforks, and not before!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# EXACTLY THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# yes :D
(herman:D, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaah
(herman:D, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)