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[challenge entry] New Compo.
NOW!



EDIT: Although, of course, I'm entering this. InTheCompoThatIs!

From the Make Cute Things Ugly challenge. See all 140 entries (closed)

(xaer0mancer, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Why is communicating objects winning?
I don't want a week of speech bubbles on a picture :( I tried to vote for beards but somehow hit clowns instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# BEARDS PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# That's not a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# She's got designer stubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Whose side are you fucking on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# THAT'S NOT A BEARD!
Let's try to stick to the rules for once.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I think. That you will find. That,
She has a soul patch biatch. Now that IS a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Soul Patch, Biatch is going to be the name of my debut single.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# A soul patch is a soul patch.
A beard is a beard. I'm reporting you to the head office of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# The soul patch (also known as a mouche[1]) is a small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.
^ "mouche, n." OED Online. June 2003. Oxford University Press. accessed 11 Oct 2010 - "a small patch of beard shaped and allowed to grow under the lower lip"

I GOT CITATION MUTHAFUDDA
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# That's like calling a landing strip a muff.
Pfft...your soul patch is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Hey, don't take it out on me. Argue with the Oxford English Dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# does a goatee count?
or are they numeraliterate
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Ask Mu...he's an expert on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# mmm
arousing and disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# He voted for clowns...let's not forget that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# THIS is a beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# prince?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Of all my bearded ladies, this is my favourite. It's been my facebook profile picture for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# mad fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# still would
in fact that's deserving of one of these


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# You dirty, naughty boy.
Yeah me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Like a European Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7143650
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# pffft I'd forgotten about her
 
and in five minutes, I will have, again
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# not really feeling these to be honest, butt i do like monkeys and robots
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# butt-monkeys and butt-robots
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# what an age we live in
*wipes tear from japeseye*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# if i could grow a beard
and not a few short, light coloured hairs about 2mm long after 2 weeks of not shaving, I would grow a beard like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# So that's beards done... and we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Populist pandering!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# o/ ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# it's not a panda its a polar bear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Here
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
First post on here since forever. My account is over 6 years old
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# POST MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Slytherin!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# In that case, THE SPEECH BUBBLES ARE ALL YOUR FAULT
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Mu split the vote!
Seize him!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Throw him to the clowns!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# FUCKING HELL MU YOU CAN'T EVEN VOTE PROPERLY WHEN YOU TRY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I either miss or accidentally do it a hundred times :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# do you have difficulty in this test of manual dexterity due to having
HANDS THAT ARE HUGE HAMFISTED HAMS?



LIKE SOME KIND OF VICTORIAN ERA HAM FISTED PUGILIST?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# the objects can communicate by doing object sexy time
this is my understanding due to specific mental confusion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Novatits
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)
# everyone loves a lens flare :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# apologies about the bad kerning
i wasn't so clued up about typography when i made this a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# by crikey! a chap could lose shipping in there and never even know
/lol sexist comment blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I want to enter the mystery compo too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# i wantto be as cool as this guy
pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/7/7b/Spyware-4.jpg/400px-Spyware-4.jpg

www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Spyware-Without-Commercial-Anti-Virus-Software
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Fee your comp.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Fee as a bird!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Let it be beards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# it's looking unlikely now
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# damn that's good
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# ta, that goat one reminds me of the cover of Will Self's Great Apes
an incredibly funny book btw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Déjà vu :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10645101
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Ha!
Yeah I knew I'd mentioned it before, butt it is a great book with a great cover.

Hoop!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# indeed
created by this talented chap I believe www.daniellee.com/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# wow
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# websites a bit of a mess
but the works fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# WTF
How random and good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# What a dapper chap
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
#
Max von Sydow Goat
(loci, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)