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# Tossers unite!

And yes I am aware they all need butter as well.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)
# But where is the butter?
:D
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# *brandos*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# brandow's
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Wooyay!
Don't forget the pancakes this Jif lemon day...
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Flour and butter makes a roux
When you add milk it becomes a sauce.

But Woo all the same :)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)
# ^this^
Gutted for me. How about a bechemel?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Or perhaps a bread smoothie?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# and who the fuck puts milk in an omelette?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# those on a budget...
...or some other excuse to be a cheap twunt
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# How does adding milk to something that essentially is egg only save money?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# you can get bigger portions/feed another person/extra to throw at your guinea pig/dog/child.....
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Those who know how to do it correctly.
The milk improves the the omlette's texture, allowing it to become light and fluffy when the mixture is whisked. Watch a chef some time.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# This is an area of food science that is alien to me.
Wheretofore would chip-shop batter come in this diagram?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# That could conceivably be in the section labelled "roux"
although it also needs baking powder to make it all bobbly
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Flour and water with a few additives (bicard etc)
I might swap out the roux for it as you can make it with milk

Or I might just go and drink beer.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I've heard you can use beer in batter.
Perhaps you could combine the two? There's nothing finer than cooking which involves alcohol as you can drink the bits you don't use.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Yes, or you can not use it and drink all of it
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Batter is the same as pancakes
or Yorkshire puds
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Truly a miracle food.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# man batter is the same as runny egg whites
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Woo yeah!
Needs more sugar and lemon... :D
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Flippin' brilliant!!
Se what I've done there? ;)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I am going to batter you.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Ouch!!
:)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# *flambé*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Excellent - but Yorkshire Puddings FTW!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Definitely!
But technically they are batter. I love batter in all its forms.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm
I want pancaykes now!!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Will make some later on
but what should i put on them??
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Change color of EGG and make an all buttery background base?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I like the buttery background base.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Mmmm
Flour, milk and chicken periods o_O
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Use a Venn Diagram instead of Euler circles
or add a large Euler circle to the whole?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I considered it, but then at the end fo the day, when all is said and done, after the dust has settled..
Yeah?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Flour & milk?
Isn't that a roux?

Batter needs eggs!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Milk + Egg = Custard
Lovely diagram, but who puts milk in omelettes?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# ^this^
I now realise this, and I deeply apologise
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# But should I add sugar as well? (Adding a lemon and sugar circle would be ideal)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)