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# I HATE THESE BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Speaking of horrible..
I was looking at creating a limited company and found a place that does that sort of thing....
But before signing up I googled them for a review..
First review was under the reassuring heading "Group of money grabbing cunts!"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# these guys are good
www.companiesmadesimple.com
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I was looking at them....
I want to change from a sole trader to a limited company... As at the moment I'm being taxed on every thing I'm pulling in and pissing cash away on toys as "business expenses" Thanks Dekoin.... You're not on commission are you?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# I'm not on commission, but I've only ever created one ltd and I used them.
They're very good, I would contact them with any questions you may have, I can't advise on sole trader issues.

ed: also sign up here, you'll get lots of free advise
www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Well, as far as i'm aware...
As a soul trader ALL income is classed as taxable...
as a limited company, I can take a wage and let the surplus build up in the business account and give myself "A bonus" when I need any extra income...
Also class the car, mobile, internet and such as "business assets"..
I wish my brother hadn't divorced his 2nd wife, She was a bloody good accountant and helped me out in my early business days, She told me to do it years ago but I was living hand to mouth for about 5 years and it didn't make sense, Now the tax man is dry bumming me on an annual basis.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# in my ltd experience (chortle) I would say being a ltd is better than a sole trader
either way, yes, getting a reliable accountant is advisable
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Step 46!
I do need one, I did get a few questions as to why a sole trader needed 3 iPads in one year!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# use the forum linked above, ask as many questions as you like
the biggest mistake most new businesses make is thinking they can do it on their own, unless you know accountancy and current tax legislation, I wouldn't try it

ed: also most accountancy firms will offer a free initial consultation
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I had a lot of help for the first few years,
Then started doing my own books.
But now I am just getting taxed to death, Ltd is the only way to go I think.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Use the forum above, it will serve you well, lots of regulars on there and accountants offering advise.
sweet gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Thanks muchly....
Nosing now.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# as Mu said, why DID you need 3 ipads in one year?
are you some kind of spastic?

why did I waste so much time on such a fucktard

?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# One was for me...
One for my mams birthday, and one for my daughters birthday....
But I put them as a "business expense" to get the VAT back and a bit of a tax break....
When they asked why I needed THREE I told them I use them for DSP effects processors as they can run into the thousands for just one.
All stuff that can be done in software but the software costs just as much as one ipad!
Plus it gives me something decent to look at the interwebs whilst on the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
#
why did I waste so much time on this fucktard?




(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Bit harsh...
As I said, I need to go limited as every penny is taxable that comes in...
Way to avoid that is to spend money on "equipment".
Bit of a tax dodge, But i'm earning too much to get away with that every month.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# I went for option 2.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# nothing personal
i am a colossal asshol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It's ok...
I havent taken your garden enclosure structure.

I admit, It's a shitty/twatty thing to do, Two where not for me or my business, But anything like that I can throw through as an expense, I do.
That is why I want to become limited as I'm flying too close to the sun with it now.

But thank you for the links, I am avidly reading the Business forum now....
It's a very good source.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# good japes
sorry for being such a spewtum tool
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# It's all part of b3ta...
I could flounce, But I'd be back in about 8 hours to have a bitch at someone.


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Why DID you need 3 iPads in one year?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# w
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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# as above.
b3ta.com/board/10698761
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# my mate started an online tax company
i've just started as a sole-y
this thing ties with my bank account, an works out all the tax stuff for you - def worth a look if sole / small biz
freeagent
(disclaimer - not on commission, but that's my referrer link... if anyone signs up, we both get 10% off!)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I am a registered sole trader,
I need to go limited.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# works for ltd too
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Bookmarked!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# great link, thx
will have a look at that tommorrow,
I too am employed by myself.. so to speak :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# you can do more interesting things than just that :)
at least for now.

some folk run their lives through a ltd company, seem to be quite happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Every business is a money grabbing cunt of some sort
If they aren't, they are a shit company
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# in't capitalism brilliant!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Personally, I love HOBBIBLE biscuits!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven
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# And Brown Trout Assmeat!!!!!!1111oneoneone
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# In very fucking deed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# They are an average dunkable biscuit of no great quality
but acceptable enough when no other better biscuits are on offer.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# dunkable?!
what criteria are you using woman?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Light dunkage you would normally use on a rich tea biscuit.
certainly not heavy hob nob dunkage
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# balls
i'm a serious dunker, anything as lightweight as a nice or rich tea isn't going to survive long enough to be practical.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Sledgehammer to crack a hob nob my dear Micto
one has to learn the art of dunkage to get an acceptable level of firmness versus tea-saturated softness.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# my tendency is to dunk the entire biscuit
and ram the whole thing in my gob

this requires an average to large mug, asbestos finger tips and the aplomb to pull off having small chocolate smears in the corners of your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# haha I fellow after my own heart
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# i respect your views
do you have a newsletter i could subscribe to?

also, what the fuck s with those cunts that pronounce it 'neece'? Twats, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Have a not-so-good pearoast.
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# Don't be hobbible
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# I can't wait for RDLI HAKKIS brand BIOH TE4s.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Personalised biscuits !
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# Never been keen on these if I'm honest
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Jeez, b3ta is so nice these days
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# haha !!
officelols
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# Hooray! :D
Probably tastes like sawdust or backwash.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# or both?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# So not too far off Ryvita.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# made from 30% gooch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# and 70% broobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# 75% broam
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# made in a factory that also handles krut krut krut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Woven into the finest of Creip
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# HOB BIBLE
RIS - I don't get it?
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# RIS biscuits?
www.marthawhite.com/Recipes/Detail.aspx?recipeID=2492
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#
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# haha!
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# Haha!
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#
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# i think you'll find that the courts ruled that it was a cake
and thus mcvities don't need to pay VAT on them.

leave a biscuit out it goes soft, leave a cake out it goes hard.

do this experiment and and then correct your image.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# If I leave my cock out too long it goes soft.
Does that make it a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)