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Here's this week's vote choice thing:
* Bowdlerisation: What would well-known movies/TV shows/album covers/song lyrics etc be like if Mary Whitehouse types always got their way?
* One-word challenge: Owls
* Strategies to be popular online
* To celebrate the arrival of The Sunday Sun, invent a tabloid news story
Here's the ballot box:
![](http://www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/bar/1577.gif)
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![](http://www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/bar/1579.gif)
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* Bowdlerisation: What would well-known movies/TV shows/album covers/song lyrics etc be like if Mary Whitehouse types always got their way?
* One-word challenge: Owls
* Strategies to be popular online
* To celebrate the arrival of The Sunday Sun, invent a tabloid news story
Here's the ballot box:
![](http://www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/bar/1577.gif)
![](http://www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/bar/1578.gif)
![](http://www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/bar/1579.gif)
![](http://www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/bar/1580.gif)
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and then put down traps to catch the exterminator, who was continuing to hang around and be a nuisance
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:31,
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Photoshop your large intestines. Show us what yesterday's breakfast now looks like. Bonus points if you have polyps.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:36,
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Kellogg's Frosted Polypflakes. Enjoy a bowlful with milk for breakfast, lunch or supper.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:46,
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and Cocopolyps are so brown they turn the milk brown
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:50,
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Then think of a humourous new name for them
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44,
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Boulders, i guess, but we'll all get bored of pictures of rocks.
Hope tabloids dont get in. Not sure i can take another week of LOLitics / satire
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:29,
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Hope tabloids dont get in. Not sure i can take another week of LOLitics / satire
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but it'll probably just be a week of toap...
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:40,
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how bout quolls instead? prob not bindun, and even sounds a bit similar too!
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:29,
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that I laughed all the way through that
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:12,
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:33,
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Lucy Liu played Miss Marple in the 2007 michael bay remake
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:35,
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If tabloid news wins, The Sun's typeface is Tempo Heavy Condensed... I tell you this because it took me ages to find a free download.
I WILL NOT PAY FOR FUCKING LETTERS.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:37,
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I WILL NOT PAY FOR FUCKING LETTERS.
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I dunno, it's a personal bugbear of mine, paying for fonts.
Every time I saw 'Download this font for $28.50!' I just kept shouting at the screen "They're letters. LETTERS!"
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:50,
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Every time I saw 'Download this font for $28.50!' I just kept shouting at the screen "They're letters. LETTERS!"
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how will the font makers be able to make fonts
er.. wait..
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:22,
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er.. wait..
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I resorted to screencapping loads of 'sample text' boxes on the purchase page and cobbling them together in Photoshop :(
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/someone who converts YouTube videos to animated gifs by joining dozens of screenshots together in ImageReady blog
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You are replacing the whole URL with this I take it, not just adding it after?
The site looks exactly the same once its done but you can select text and overtype it straight into the page
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:57,
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The site looks exactly the same once its done but you can select text and overtype it straight into the page
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Just remember...
Let the page load completelty,
Remove everything from the address bar,
Paste what I posted into the address bar,
And finally remeber to press the (go to) button.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:12,
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Let the page load completelty,
Remove everything from the address bar,
Paste what I posted into the address bar,
And finally remeber to press the (go to) button.
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but sadly nope, nada, no idea!!
checking out that *extension* instead :))
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:36,
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checking out that *extension* instead :))
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How the hell did you find that one out??
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:02,
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Can't for the life of me remember who, they said it only worked on the BBC site I think, But I'v not found a site it doesn't work on....
Another way to identify fonts, is to copy the section you want, and then paste it into word pad or photoshop (as a text layer) and it changes to to font being pasted, the downside of this method is that you have to have the font actually installed on your computer..
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:15,
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Another way to identify fonts, is to copy the section you want, and then paste it into word pad or photoshop (as a text layer) and it changes to to font being pasted, the downside of this method is that you have to have the font actually installed on your computer..
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couldn't expand it slightly ? One amended by Mary Whitehose and one by Amy Winehouse?
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:45,
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2 will be reposts
4 will be mostly TOAPs about Jade Goody.
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4 will be mostly TOAPs about Jade Goody.
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1. Bowdlerisation: I don't understand the question
2. Owls: YES
3. Online popular: What does 'Online; mean?
4. Tabloid news: I think we do enough of this anyway!
So Owls it is! Can I start with these?
![](https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1193303670/owls.jpg)
![](https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1311322400/owl.png)
![](https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1311409828/Fowl.jpg)
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2. Owls: YES
3. Online popular: What does 'Online; mean?
4. Tabloid news: I think we do enough of this anyway!
So Owls it is! Can I start with these?
![](https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1193303670/owls.jpg)
![](https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1311322400/owl.png)
![](https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1311409828/Fowl.jpg)
![](http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1314179356/ScotishOwl.gif)
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For example, in Macbeth, he changed the line "What bloody man is that?" to "Who is this bleeding sergeant?", which ironically by today's standards would still be a mild swear. I was actually chuffed to get Bowdlerisation as a 14-letter clue in the cryptic crossword the other week \o/
/5th form English teacher blog
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/5th form English teacher blog