Hahahahaha...
It does make me laugh that after years of nagging us into eating healthier, doing more exercise and giving up booze and fags they then go, oh shit, people are living longer!
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:48,
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When the NHS was set up
it was widely predicted that its cost would fall after a few years, because people would no longer be ill.
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:57,
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i've had so many injuries during the last year, all of which were a result of exercising
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:19,
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"Welcome to Whitehall. This place stinks like a whorehouse at low tide."
:D
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:33,
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^this
i queued for an hour yesterday cos my tank was empty, i imagine it was behind loads of people "topping up". fuckers.
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:57,
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I was expecting the punchline
'George you fool! I said tax the bankers, not bakers.'
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:05,
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