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# Walkers Bear Grylls Crisps


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From www.fadvertising.co.uk
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# can't be any worse
than the builder's breakfast and choclate & chilli flavours they did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Dear Mr. Matthew Hawkings. We all hate you. Please fuck off and die. I hear the drop from the Thames is just beautiful this time of year.
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CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I thought it was meant to be Noobie Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# *sigh*
i'll get the jaffa cakes, you put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I have staff you know?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# then why is my cup of tea taking so long?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# As nobody likes you
Everybody hates you
Here is your worm tea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# fine! i'll make a better one myself!
*kettleflounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# ...strangest urge to have a cup of tea now
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# i'm already having one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# i hear that www.fadvertising.co.uk is just a front for a child porn ring
and that matthew hawkins sell fake good from china and illegal copied dvds and that matthew hawkins is the ring leader of a child porn ring i hope none of googles robots are reading this and finding out that matthew hawkins is involved in child porn and human trafficking.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
#
I don't bother with illegal copied dvds. Just child porn.
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# now you're entering into the spirit of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# When I said "could be funnier, though"
Seems I meant "spam the board with progressively less funny material"

Fuck off you tiresome twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Grumpy MV! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Deary deary me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# people are angry at you because you are coming across as an attention seeking spamcunt
who wants people from this website to look at another one.

Please read the faq and consider trying harder to fit in with this community (your sense of humour fits) or fucking off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# community?!:O
Are you some sort of sparrow eating commie:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# your pics are good, and very much in the spirit of b3ta
but people dont like it when folks basically spam each and every image in their portfolio back catalogue in new threads each time.

Plus, it wouldnt hurt to participate in banter, even though everyone seems to be calling you names now.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# If you see where he's come from (if it's true)
he's more than aware of this as his previous work included using B3ta stuff.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Post them all in one thread
or wait and post some tomorrow. Otherwise you may start to notice people getting royally pissed off with you. At the moment it looks like a genuine schoolboy error. One more new thread and they'll see the flames in Guatemala.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Wow, three polite posts in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# indeed.
people forget that although people sometimes come across as spambots, they are real people, and calling them a cunt within a few posts doesnt really help people's opinion of b3ta being a bit like 4chan these days.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I agree, rather than shouting CUNT at new person
it could be done much more gently :D

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Hmmm, in my day, you lurked for a bit, you read the FAQ or Baz told you to fuck off.
/remembers when the internet was all fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# if people have come to b3ta blind
not read the faq and not watched how the banter goes, they really only have themselves to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
Shit, didn't mean to piss anyone off. The site is only a couple weeks old so just trying to share some of the material is all!
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# # 2
press "reply" to your thread then put the code for the new pic in the box....you can post as many as you like repeatedly using this method without incurring the wrath of the board.....all the pics will then be in the same thread.......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# "The site is only a couple weeks old"
I think you'll find B3ta has been going a lot longer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Well, there's plenty of time, but don't post them all at once as it gets irritating really fast.
People get sore when stuff gets booted down the board, is all. You'll see when you've been here a while.

Everyone does, when they've stared down the abyssal horror of goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
#
I'll wait until tomorrow before sticking up the remaining 800 then...
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# That's what she said
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# i'm assuming you didn't make them all yourself
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
almost all of them, bar one or two
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# also
people like it if you take time to comment on their pichurs too :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# he's too busy advertising his site on other forums
he'll be back in a minute once he's finished on 4chan and buzzfeed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Internet stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# The best thing to do now
would be to delete two of these three threads. It doesn't matter which.

/helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# stop stirring the shite, you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Tee hee!
False adverts balanced with false advice...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# FEEL MY THREAD DELETERY WRATH!:O

Snatch 22 blog :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Look at me
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# *looks*





Oh, put it away, for Pete's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Poor old Pete
He always gets this kind of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Fuck.


It's not Tuesday already, surely? Have I lost a whole day? Again?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I haven't had spam in ages
I might pop over the road and get some today
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# What are you cry babies spitting the dummy about this morning?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)