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(B7illage, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Eh?
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:39, archived)
# he's got a woody !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I'm just getting ready for tomorrow morning.
snurl.com/249hgb3

(and sorry to post this here, but otherwise I'll forget)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# hopefully she'll have taken her medicine and will just have some nice, topical, funny pictures for us
assuming she's been allowed some crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# who bullies the bully?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# bullseye mascot in split personality shocker!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# gosh, that looks like some unhappy toast on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# she bit his crust
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I like the idea of death having tits, a short skirt and a sharp knife
makes me less afraid of dying
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
#
Death
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# this makes sense
always thought the grim reaper was lacking a woman's touch
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# she's a lady
Lady death
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Fuck Yeah! \0/ -she's wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:44, archived)
# up there with Jim Balent and Rob Liefeld for worst comic book females ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
# hehehehe
rob liefield's style is shit, he suffers from the artist's nightmare, 'feet'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# he's a millionaire
un-fucking-believable
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# he was fortunately placed when lots jumped ship from marvel and formed image comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# wait, you mean folk can actually make money by being shit at drawing?
I'm sure the collective mental of b3ta could cough up a comic, we could all make like £20 each out of it!

IN TOTAL!

It'd be awesome and well worth the effort with no realistic chance of reward, I'm up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# XD like this one:
3.bp.blogspot.com/-LpUNDt1iQBw/TheIbJ_ArAI/AAAAAAAAI4M/k2Cdc9IHHnk/s1600/liefeld-cap.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# So that's where Bucky went.
Cap ate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# fucking hell
he has a worse grasp on anatomy then Kelley Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Holy Long Ears Batman! (and scales, and thigh pads!)
2.bp.blogspot.com/-lldzVFMxpAk/TlWzX9WnkXI/AAAAAAAAXQA/tp_F_KP697E/s1600/poison%2Bivy%2Bkj.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# his torso looks like a little lions face
or ron pearlman from beauty and the beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
#
I think someone spiked his cowl with viagra.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:08, archived)
# Fucking hell.
And I thought I was shit at anatomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# These guys are getting paid though.
Shit should look real if you're getting paid the amounts they get.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# It's really quite astounding.
If I produced something like that for uni, I'd get bollocked for it. If someone with a muscular structure like that existed, their skeleton would shatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# If you have superhuman muscles, are superhuman bones really that much of a stretch?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Hmm... there's always Wolverine.
Just suggesting if the average mortal had that kind of physique.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I think even I could do better
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Holy Crud
That's just beyond bad.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 6:07, archived)
# Please pass the mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# So I suppose she's into paedo-snuff now
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# can you make this scrolling
I feel it should be an endless rotating loop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I currently don't own a fuck
even if I did I wouldn't give it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I know what you mean, fucks are precious :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
#
is this your minimalist period ?
(Zoidaroid, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# It's so bad it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's reasonably obvious now that account is a
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# It is quite an amusing troll though
Proper nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# The poor use of English is giving it away; it's to appalling even for online translation
also, who the fuck frequents a website in a language you can't read, and attempts to engage in dialogue?

A mod should be able to see the IP address, the other accounts they have here, and which b3tan is being a spazz.

If I am wrong, then we really do have mental case here. I've never heard of anyone trolling a website in a language they don't speak, that's simply a bit mental
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# IP is Japan
and it is not the same as any other account here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Can we cunt it in the fuck?
Or at least quim it in the shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Blimey
Well, that silences my gob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I firmly believe that "Crazy" is on a list of several things have no upper limit
Along with "Stupidity", "Hate", and Nutella.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:59, archived)
# japanese "fandom" can be... intense
this intense could be quite average for some things.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# ah but does it trace to a proxy server?
i still think it's atomic. i used to think it was jj but i've decided it's atomic, chiefly because he's on the board at the minute and might see this wild accusation
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# She followed J.J. here, and now she just focuses on controversial fluff to wave her shadow flag.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# There is wisdom, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:45, archived)
# the problem with translation is you have to work idioms out of what you put in
if you forget to do that it goes very random

but as she doesn't pay any attention to what gets translated back until you have to use 3 word sentences it's likely moot.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I still disagree and think she is what she is
an easily obsessed individual.
Current obsession being B3ta and this bullying case
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:31, archived)
# b3ta is awesome though
it's full of insight and deep respect for ones fellow man.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I think we should frame that
and put it above the door
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
# yes
then wait for how long a wolf comes along and vomits piss on it.

in keeping with tradition
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# b3ta shall, and forever be, b3ta.
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# b3ta, researching boiling piss so that you don't have to
and wolves with asbestos throats
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# The thing that always gets me is how she puts her current cause within her user name.
WTFIUWTS?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# And she's a uniting force
I do feel a bit like we're villagers having a meeting to discuss the odd girl who just moved into the big house at the end of the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# the problem is, to outsiders many of moggy's threads look like b3tards are cnuts shouting at a dimwitted person
She stirs up the pot of those who enjoy the inanity, those who hate/don't understand her and those who fancy her, which annoyingly disrupts people from drawing/animating and generally being b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# well, before anyone gets too excited
let's remember the likely difference between Real Life Vs Manga Optimism.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah, and just when you begin to trust her, she puts a plastic bag over your head. (O)_(O)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)
# She keeps posting dog shit through my letterbox.
And I know my garden gnome didn't walk away on his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# obviously mental.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# swim swim little jelly bean
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# and he swam and he swam right up to the dam
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Frankly my dear I swam right up to the dam
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# upstream, backwards (the story of my life)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# never had you down as a jelly bean
more of a toxic waste candy kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha...that text is fucked, and wrong in every way.
www.toxicwastecandy.com/character_toxiehead.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha mushroom cloud is big on recycling. save the planet !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# XD This is too much! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)