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# Newsletter subject line compo
okey-dokey
something jokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:00, archived)
# How do you fit 12,700 tribbles in a Mini?
Two in the front and two in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Zooming into your inbox like Boris on a... Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:03, archived)
# B3ta unaccountably silent while beach volleyball in progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Woo! Hat-trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:05, archived)
# You win the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Cor, I never knew Pr*nce had such smashing breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
We are all thinking the same thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Shh, I'm storing up memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# We have a Weiner!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Popping out the lols
like a South Korean weightlifter's elbow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:05, archived)
# 5 seconds earlier than last week - clearly a drugs cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Ron Paul for president 2012!
May as well jump on the Fox news "what a joke" bandwagon!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Thanks for the idea Zeus
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Proud official internet sponsors of beach volley ball
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Winners of Gold in the highly controvertial Crudely Drawn Cocks event.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Rain, Rain, Go away, Come back after we have spent £24 BILLION.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Parking in the "Games Only" lane since July 2012.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:11, archived)
# 50% Off Mexican Waves at the Olympics!
(UTB, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# ^this for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# PROUD SPONSORS OF THE 2012 FLOUNCE OLYMPICS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# B3ta disqualified for not trying hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Very much this
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# There once was a man from Phuket
who wanted to buy a bu-ket
the AAARG KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!! KILLER WASPS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# -Told him to take the thing home and to pluck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Remember ladies and gentlemen
Pluck your wasps!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# There's nothing more dangerous than an injured wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# what about two injured wasps, after a bar fight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# What about an angry nettle?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# leftover from yesterday's shortlived bag on head craze
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
# there was a bag on head craze?!
what the billy?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# maybe it was a head in bag craze
all seems such a long long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# the mysts of time heal all, alas, at a price.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:53, archived)
# don't pay the mysts of time
my mate knows this Polish bloke who can do it for half the price
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:04, archived)
# b3ta towers unexpectedly unaffected by Olympic crowds
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Haven't eaten a chip in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Wouldn't it be funny if The Cat from Red Dwarf was on Mars then Curiosity landed on him. You know, Get it? Huh, No, Fine
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Rounding up any old crap off the streets just to fill empty space
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
# 100 % pure funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
# More fun and less drugs than the Chinese swimming team.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
# b3ta - going for, going for GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I had a similar one, 'Henry Kelly aint got nothin on us.....'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# The heat is oonnn, the memes are right, it's time for usss, to post some shite
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# At least I now don't have the going for gold theme in my head
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Headless man found in topless bar
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I am the wank inspector
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# That's a rubbish plot for a bukkake porn flick. Go back and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# The news is funny
and the ooze is runny
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
#
We..... came
We..... saw
We..... Failed the drug test
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Shooting down taste and decency, like a tower block mounted GTA missile
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Where the fuck is BBC1?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
# We dont need to know if its the olympics or gay porn
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:38, archived)
# New measures taken to ensure no empty rows in QotW
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
# The one where Rachel sucks off Ross and Chandler
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)