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# Slutty Mermaid, spotted off the Dorset coast last week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# and another

I have several more, but I think I will charge people to glance at their sluttyness like JJ does
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# JJ runs a paysite??
Top stuff though toatsy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:17, archived)
# he wanks for coins, does proper wrong stuff for high bids
the phrase "morally bankrupt" is just a picture of JJ in the dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Sounds like anyone with a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:31, archived)
# ^this
[sigh]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Haha
'wanks for coins'

I can imagine the mario coin sound everytime he 'makes a deposit'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:33, archived)
# hahah @ limpet placement
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:18, archived)
# pipes are the new moustaches for girls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
# :D
I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Somewhere Hans Christian Andersen is fapping.
EDIT: was going to do a Matrix/"Mr. [H.C.] Andersen" mashup, but couldn't be arsed.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Apparently he wrote all his wanks down in his diary
using some kind of code symbol.
www.guardian.co.uk/books/2006/jan/18/theatre.classics
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:26, archived)
# *rummages*
like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# *inevitable*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Wowwwwwwwww
Did not know that. The only biographical tidbit I knew about him was that he wasn't so much a successful storyteller as he was a failed actor.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
# it's really weird reading the term 'wank off' in a guardian article main copy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
# The saucy siren...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Rob?
Time for some Pearl Jam!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Huzzah!
I'd "crash" on her "rocks", if you know what I mean, eh, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:23, archived)
# who doesn't love a quick scuppering
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:24, archived)
# *nudge nudge*
i'd batter her hull, if you know what i mean.

actually, how the fuck is that going to happen, she's clungeless.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)
# you have to chase down the other half
The one with the fishy upper body
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I guess so...
...the one with the pipe has already got a pearl necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Phwoar, hello Slutty Mermaid
Fancy a swim in my Silent Channel?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# filth
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Hah! Looks like someone I know... except, you know, without the tail.
The seaweed's still there though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# ah so we're drawing slutty hedgeho..
mythical sea slappers now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# very nice
Is that seaweed or a used rubber thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Cor!
and all the attendant biological impossibilities aside, rather sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmmm......
Tastes of anchovy.....*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:51, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:33, archived)