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[challenge entry] Play with your food

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(thanatos, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 4:43, archived)
# morning all, Glitter's been arrested again, cue the reposts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:44, archived)
# it was only a matter of time really
i wonder who's going to be next.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Possibly, but not as part of this investigation
He may be a lot of things, but he's not a kiddyfiddler. Better not be, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:59, archived)
# How far behind the times are you?
EVERYONE these days knows that Rob fingers kids.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:01, archived)
# I thought it was "Rob has kids' fingers"
In a plastic box, in the fridge. Om nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Might be, I dunno.
But seeing as how we know he's a Ginge and is therefore already guilty of poisoning wells and killing Little Baby Jesus, I think we can safely assume the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# oi
that's enough of that. *callsgingerhitsquad*
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:28, archived)
# if I was a betting man
I'd say Jonathan King is ready to be wheeled out again...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:56, archived)
# My list so far
Is King, obviously. Edmonds, fluff freeman, tony blackburn. That Max Clifford says he has 16 'stars' living across the pond that have contacted him, worried about these allegations. So... who of that generation lives over there?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)
# poor pudsey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:26, archived)
# possibly not a nonce, but look at him, the fucking nonce
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)
# wHAT A FUCKING NONCE

soz capslock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:42, archived)
# i'm sure i read somewhere that simon bates is a fucking nonce, off to wiki i go
www.b3ta.com/talk/7586928
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
# terrible suppresion of the truth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# it's like wikipeado support the fingering of kids
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:04, archived)
# ok which one of you pricks altered the b3tans bit, my money is on happytwat being his usual kiss arse self
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# A finger in Puds is just enough to give your Gadds a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# children in need, indeed, hiding in plain sight
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:32, archived)
# I might tell Paul Gambacinni
that I heard a rumour about Paul Gambacinni to see if he hands himself in based on nothing but rumour.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# you seem to have the inside knowledge on the fact that paul gambacinni is a nonce, did he finger you monkeon?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Paul didn't, but
I do know that Norman Collier came to my primary school, and yet I can't actually remember anything about it.

Either Norman Collier's act is unremarkable to a 5 year old or I've suppressed a memory there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:05, archived)
# just how deep does this sickness go, Norman Collier fingers kids, some as young as 5
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:33, archived)
# the idiocy of this cunt never ceases to amaze me
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/stop-the-witch-hunt-for-jimmy-saviles-1403707
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:11, archived)
# SOMETHING TO HIDE?
note this was a question, not a statement, not a statement of "you want to protect nonces, do you", the following would be a statement to that effect.

So, Jim Davidson, you want to protect nonces do you?


What a fucking crazy world, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Colleen Nolan.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Nelson Mandela.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Bob Geldof.
Him and Bono only went to Africa because they liked their kids skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Mary Whitehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Noel Edmonds.
Obviously.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Poor Blobby.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Nonced up by a beard.:(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Richard Littlejohn.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)
# I've just noticed the Daily Mail site
appear to have a video of Jimmy Savile touching up a girl on Top of the Pops.
I'm very confused, are the Daily Mail saying Jimmy Savile is a monster or Dear readers, we know you're all nonces too, watch this!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Why else would they have articles entitled: "All grown up now"?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I'm still waiting for Kelvin MacKenzie to get arrested for the Charlotte Church Countdown To Legality.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:58, archived)
# I read that the countdown clock never actually happened, though I suppose we'll never know for sure
Tabloids certainly published some stuff over the years that wasn't far-removed though
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Not as such no, but they DID print a large number of photos with captions remarking on her "curves" and " how she was filling out" in the run up to her 16th birthday.
Some of which were opposite "STONE PAEDO SCUM'S HOUSES!" articles.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:26, archived)
# looks like it's more like "Top of the Nonces!"
HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Freddie Starr
Will be wishing he never ate that hamster...
(EricTViking, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Hairballs? Indigestion?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Dennis The Menace.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Bod.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Mr Benn.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Bill oddie
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:09, archived)
# tony hart used to get kids to send in pictures every week, that aint right, fucking nonce
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)
# brain cant!!! more like brian nonce cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:13, archived)
# john peels really liked teenage kicks, the fucking peado
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:14, archived)
# ronnie barkers son just got done for being a nonce, now i'm not saying ronnie was a child sex abuser, but, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Please
let it be Bruce Forsyth
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Nonce to see you, to see you....
NONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Gadd game, Gadd game
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:02, archived)
# george alagiah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Ed "Stewpot" Stewart's Junior Choice sounds a bit suspect
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:51, archived)
# what a pair of fucking nonces
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:53, archived)
# poor Arnold was only a pup
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:03, archived)
# The complete list of b3ta members
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Oh, I can start to fill this in now. It's like an advent calendar, but with paedos.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Is the present in each window going to be a Werther's?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Mama!

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:49, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:55, archived)
# can't remember how I found this source pic
www.marthastewart.com/355505/crunchy-critters
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Potato mashing machine!!
SEEMS GOOD TO ME!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Over 8 hours since the last post?
That is piss poor even for a sunday

R.I.P b3ta, it was nice knowing ye
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Not that unusual lately.
www.b3ta.com/board/10872668

If I could be arsed, I'd look up the last year's worth of posts/day, but it took long enough doing the last fortnight.
For a more long-term look at how it's got quieter, try this:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AsMCm-oey8eDdGRrR190amI4NFFGZk9mNV9ZY250SFE&authkey=CPK1zo0C
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# The only thing I understand there is
Wobbly Bloke: "Would"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Good point.
I've added column headings. Basically, it's the date that major post milestones have been reached and the rate at which people are posting between them (so at the moment, it's roughly 600 posts per day, compared to a whopping 6300 back in September 2003). The last few aren't really milestones, but I've just assed the numbers in when I've remembered the chart exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Science!
I'm surprised there hasn't been a spike in the past year, what with Moggy and all the flounces. I think people are just busier with Facebook and Twitter and real life and whatever else and don't spend as much time here.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Aye, someone on here said about Twitter stealing all the chatty types.
#lol #b3tadying #annoyingfuckinghashtagseverywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Ha
#QueryFailed
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# it's due to the new mods being complete pricks, no fun allowed on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:30, archived)