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# 'news'
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Fuck. I had to google to discover that the product actually existed.
Fuck.
*shakes head at state of the world*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:47, archived)
# I couldn't name any of their songs or which pop star creation tool/tv show they spawned from
but I knew they weirdly endorsed a range of condoms.
Hmmm... weird music endorsements could be a good image challenge - if we haven't already done it... although half of them will be gary glitter and co. Maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:50, archived)
#
couldn't name any of their songs or which pop star creation tool/tv show they spawned from

am a massive fan, have loads of posters of them all over my bedroom walls, and wet myself with glee any time they're mentioned.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:57, archived)
# I know you are, but what am I
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:01, archived)
# You dance stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:05, archived)
# Girls girls
It will be fine. There is a new boy band popping up every 2 weeks, OK none of them will be no where near as good as teh JLZ but please stay calm :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:07, archived)
# omg uz well gay lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:47, archived)
# What, it's really real??
Fuck a fucking duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Not without a
JLS DurexTM
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Nooooooo
Well that's my fucking day ruined.
I'm just hoping and praying it's to make money from the farewell tour and the goodbye album then just have a few years off until they come back to do a reunion tour and album! \o/
I also see the Sun is using a new paper size. It won't last ya know
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:01, archived)
# New paper size? Is it perforated and on a roll?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:00, archived)
# had a curry last night, then?>
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Not that I ever have sex, anymore,
but, if I did, I imagine that reaching for a pack of these would instantly dampen my ardour.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:16, archived)
# a wonderful contraceptive
one look at the packet and the fires in your loins are instantly quenched.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Never mind the packet, you do know the 'band' members are printed onto the product itself?
So as you're rolling one onto your old chap, it looks like your cock is disappearing into Aston's wide-stretched mouth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:33, archived)
# you must have used them, you know his name.
is he your favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:58, archived)
# He's so DREAMY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:47, archived)
# He's the one who endorses the "mouse cock" version, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: YEWTREE ARRESTS YOFFY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# what's a JLS?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:34, archived)
# about 3 and 6
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:37, archived)
# It's either Jave Sravis
or Jacon and Somato.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:40, archived)
# you daft cunt
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:46, archived)
# ah the classic I'm cool and I don't know who [insert band name] post
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:46, archived)
# i'm sitting in yesterday's clothes because i can't take my own bra off
i'm far from cool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:52, archived)
# i wouldn't describe myself as being cool
but i never heard of them either. Some kind of boy band?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Euro Holes 9.50
that's more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:48, archived)
# british holes not good enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:20, archived)
# i'm thinking of moving to bulgaria
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:49, archived)
#
never mind there's always JML
(UTB, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:59, archived)
# please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Strangest euphemism ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:13, archived)
# haha
potential compo
(UTB, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:20, archived)
# i'd vote for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32, archived)
# in fact, i've suggested it. go vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
# i'd vote for it
(UTB, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
JLS condoms! WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)