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# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote excitement has been unleashed.

Your choices are:

From the board:

* Historic events, reenacted with animals. Preferably furry ones.

* Creepy stuff — make images that are scary and surprising

* One-word challenge: Meat

* Stock Photo Film Posters: save the movie industry money by replacing classic film posters with photographically suitable stock images

Vote herr.




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Yes! Standing cat re-posts.
Can't fucking wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Christ, not more standing cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# You love it!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Well, I guess it's amusing,
but not another week of it as a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Perhaps B3ta has reached the singularity of Compo ideas. There is nothing left apart from Standing Cat
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:41, archived)
# The essence of B3ta memes distilled into one
standing cat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:39, archived)
# no no no no no no no no....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:53, archived)
# Oh Christ,
if we go through the singularity, everything will be upside down and running backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:14, archived)
# Ha Ha...perfection!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 4:25, archived)
# I would have gone for Stock photos
...if the album art wasn't so recent...mmm, ponders :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:44, archived)
# didn't we just have a stock ... photo...
we could get the images we used for the stock photo album covers

and then just go "Lol this am my image" and it's what we had previously only on a movies poster! haha everyone will laugh *twitch* everyone will laugh!! *twitch* everyone will laugh *uncontrolled-leak*.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Stock repost compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:37, archived)
# I just don't know anymore, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:56, archived)
# That was actually FUN though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:42, archived)
# FUNNY PICTURES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Where?
Oh, you...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# I could go for a week of creepy shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Creepy, plenty of pearoasts
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:49, archived)
# whut?
Large scary doll faced bikini model (linked for fragile minds)
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1194206485/bikini01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Good Lord!!!!
*fears* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# You might have to ask a mod to link that as NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:56, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:13, archived)
# CORRRR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfwrule
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:02, archived)
# yep, well aware of it
but this is the 3rd or 4th time I've posted this is (and still looks like) just a high street swimwear advert, not porn
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:12, archived)
#
"A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity"
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:15, archived)
# fair enough, If you consider that a sexual image, I shall link it
personally a large porcelain doll face is far from sexual if glanced at across an office, but horses for courses eh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:21, archived)
# In a more mature society people wouldn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:30, archived)
# IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S SEXUAL THEN YOU'RE A BETTER ADJUSTED PERSON THAN I
phwooar, i say
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:32, archived)
# I work in a doll factory
I nearly got sacked. Apparently "masturbation" is against company policy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:37, archived)
# you should take that to the unions
a tug at work is a human right
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:42, archived)
# what about a huge "tug-o-war" on the factory floor?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# if by that you mean a circle-jerk then that should be protected by your union too
i'm less sure if you're meaning two teams squaring off on either end of a rope - have a chat with your union rep. you can call him rudy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Key word there is 'suggestive', surely.
If you find that picture suggestive of sexual activity then, well, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# it's always hotter when a chick wears a GIGANTIC CRACKED PORCELAIN HEAD
or something...

O_o?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:45, archived)
# don't start quoting rules to folk when you've only been here for 5 minutes
fanny.

and HT you're a bigger one for linking it and not telling him to fuck off. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:22, archived)
# Ah yes, I do understand where you're coming from.. the people who have not been here that long might not interpret the FAQs correctly
But aren't the FAQs there so new people can learn 'the rules', and if they are not correct as interpreted by a 'new person', then aren't they somewhat pointless?

In any case I appear to have interpreted the rules correctly, as HP has just linked the image.

What else can I assist you with? Thanks for the warm welcome though, although that's a 'her', not a 'him'.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 6:24, archived)
# it was nowhere near nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:24, archived)
# It must have been, a mod linked it
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:34, archived)
# no, he linked it because he was being nice and to stop any moaning from a newb
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:48, archived)
# I see, again, thanks for the welcome
Is your sig a trophy?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:55, archived)
# no it's taken from a comment made by a fanny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:03, archived)
# o_O
*adblocks* some of us are at work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
# but the Judy Finnegan bikini arse shaking is fine?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:25, archived)
# I adblocked it, if that's any help.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# adblocked too
for my "fragile mind". Changed a bit round here, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:31, archived)
# i dunno
i linked something *years* back for being a bit dubious and some stupid cunt (whose name i recall but who thankfully doesn't pollute us with their presence anymore) demand i take it to links.

fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Was it that pasanonic cunt?
He's still here, btw, wanking over his own pics. He has everyone else on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:40, archived)
# ahahaha i hope that's true
but no it wasn't. surprisingly i always seemed to get on fine with him - at least i never seemed to be put on ignore, which amounts to the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# I can believe that.
Never had problems with him tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Pretty much how it's always been (first posted that without complaint in 2007)
and we're roughly the same age :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:35, archived)
# yeah well i'm older than the both of you
BOW DOWN TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# why, are you that much shorter?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:45, archived)
# your spine tends to compress as you get older
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:46, archived)
# --->4chan
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:23, archived)
# I drew a work safe version of it

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# I just came
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Now fully safe.


Ok, this image should now be completely wholesome and inoffensive.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:33, archived)
# challenge accepted
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
# egads
a week of nightmare fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:32, archived)
# *unzips in preparation*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:34, archived)
# mine would be the size of a chippolata at the end of the week
if it wasn't already bloody and raw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Oh you!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:44, archived)
# i'm a little charmer, me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:47, archived)
# the mer you do it the mer your charm!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:58, archived)
# while i'm rissing a bit i'm a take that as a compliment
and go happy to my bed cos i'm knackered. also: wine.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:05, archived)
# I don't even know either and i typed it, nite.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# yay creepy stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Creepy please.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Meat is awesome but creepy stuff is the way
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:08, archived)
# I vote scary
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Cuddly!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:16, archived)
# This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Rapitinui is guaranteed to win the creepy challenge
b3ta.com/board/10996327

So I've voted for that cos I want this shit to win. It freaks me out more each time I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Eurgh.
Who did that frankly horrific picture of the dog/bear/creature thing with the light coming out of the eyes and mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:34, archived)
# atomic?
i think i know the one you mean but not too sure. i seem to remember a blue background
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:44, archived)
# motherfucking meat, motherfuckers!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:35, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:50, archived)
# No sir. No.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:33, archived)
# hmm
die, pig
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:52, archived)
#
Title Image Challenge
ID 982
Creator Anonymous
Created On Wed, 28 Aug 2013 21:31:55 +0000

Option Votes
Animals in History 6
Creepy Stuff 16
Meat 5
Stock Photo Film Posters 1

Top 50 referers
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....srsly?!?
fuck allyall
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Creepy stuff
I got this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Anything but animals
I voted for meat, though creepy stuff sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# meat
meat beast
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
#
pictures of hell and stuff
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# as a life-long b3ta gold membership sponsor
...and the fact that I have a fair number of FP-grade posts under my belt, I must insist on MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
# The old b3ta would have voted for meat.
What are we doing? Where are we going? Oh b3ta......my...my...my...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:47, archived)
# What IS the 'New B3ta'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:54, archived)
# Bandwagon Breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:15, archived)
# *nods in knowing agreement while stroking imaginary goatee*
...and no, that didn't say goatse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:30, archived)