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# The time is:
now

The question is:
any ideas for the newsletter title today?

I think I may be able to not have Yahoo Groups send it out with massive great ASCII codes wedged everywhere this week, which would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:57, archived)
# "12 surprising reasons your penis won't work as a biro"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)
#
But it does. Semen can be used as invisible ink... Every gentleman has his own ink well.
(ukcameraman ukcameraman, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:49, archived)
# but can you tuck it behind your ear when measuring wood?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:09, archived)
# *Brainplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:40, archived)
# In the handy pump dispenser even.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:07, archived)
# The newsletter that hates Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)
# to be fair
we also hate France
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:07, archived)
# I'm not terribly keen on Belgium
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I despise Bongo Bongo Land.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:41, archived)
# That's the law though, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# I don't think there's any alternative to this, really
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Newsletter: Open for business
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:08, archived)
# The Branston Cheddar incident
I would have thought that obvious

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# It starts with a thumb
and then it gets fun
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:14, archived)
# so hot off the presses that it's burnt a hole in some African migrants boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Don't care
But SURELY this needs to be the image challenge....

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2111483
(Danabnormal, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Tear-stained wanking sock
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:26, archived)
# It started as a routine traffic stop...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# JOHN BURNELL IN PAEDO FURY BUST-UP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:30, archived)
# B3ta Towers to shut down over disagreement on how to spend budget : rob says fruit pastilles, cr3 says wine gums
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Ignore 2.0 - the new solution for when you have lost an argument
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# The summer 'head cold' of the internet
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Still classier than Miley Cyrus
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:31, archived)
# ^
This
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Not joining in with Octsober
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Hurrah for the black t-shirts!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:43, archived)
# ^this^
*hurrahs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Iñtërnâtiônàlizætiøn: Blåbærsyltetøy
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Just because it's asleep doesn't mean you can do THAT to it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# newsletter should be read at high volume, preferably in a residential area
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Could we get Brian Blessed to read out the newsletter one week
for the benefit of the hard-of-hearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)
# This plan may not go as well as you'd think.
youtu.be/TRUwUovvQBc
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:47, archived)
# something warm entering your inbox
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# tell me a secret
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:17, archived)
# b3ta: home of internet bullies and cowards.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Be wery wery qwiet, we're headhunting Paul Dacre.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 23:20, archived)