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# tried a self portrait last night
had fun with some acrylic

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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
# first time I've used real paints for ages.
I plan to keep at it to get better.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
# you look like a rapey PE teacher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# no offence, like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# looking in a mirror
for hours gives you that look. try it
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
# I don't want to look like a PE teacher
but the painting is awesome, you have skills!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
# on your knees and give me 20
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)
# you can smell your own kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:57, archived)
# very nice.
amazing, actually
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# cor, ta
I need ti work on a lot though.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
# I love self portraits, and I have to say this one really does look like me.
and I have to say this one really does look like me.Who painted it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
# you did
you silly born bugger
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Ah, yes, it's confusing - like those autobiographies people write about me.
yes it's confusing - like those autobiographies people write about me.I don't remember doing half the stuff they mention
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
# you got it all wrong
that book was about me. I don't remember any of it either though.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Or...
he's a good painter - who looks good - but has a shit mirror
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)
# I think this is why my stuff on b3ta is always so shit in comparison to everyone else's
I have fuck all artistic talent.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# very nice
but we don't know what you look like, so it could be rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# it's a self portrait you idiot
I look like the painting ; ) duh
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
# but you might be a shit painter - in which case you would not look like the painting
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Or he might be an ace painter
who looks shit.

...no, wait
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
# this one
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)
# Woo skin tones
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Art! But is it arf?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# you are a young bill plympton
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
# But
it doesn't look anything like the photos I took of you.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:04, archived)
# FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
# Nice arts
You could've entered the Sky arts portrait artist compo? I had to make a giant Mona Lisa Mosaic from all the entries
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)