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# Image Challenge vote
This week's election candidates:

Questions in Songs
Illustrate the answers to questions like: Why does it always rain on me? How long has this been going on? Why don't we do it in the road? Where is my mind? And many, many more...

Photoshop these pics
Here be celebrities

Wearable technology
From Google Glasses to smart watches and web-connected underwear, all our clothes will be connected to the internet, experts claim. Show us how this wll work.

Cakes in technology
Cakes. And technology. Together Forever.

Voteything:





(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
# CAKES!
Always cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
# and techmology isn't bad either
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
# doesm't matter
last minute votimg will swimg it in favour of celebrity headswaps
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:45, archived)
# grannar mazi
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:05, archived)
# is that an out take from monuments men?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:06, archived)
# Very nearly.
youtu.be/0Z09bNgSeMI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Prince Harry's birthday bash
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:09, archived)
# does anyone know the password to pedro's vote stuffing account I want to make sure cakes gets enough clicks to survive the sudden last minute 30 vote run on the shittest option
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31, archived)
# Cake is too delicious to fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
# i_love_moffy_69
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
# 77 akshally
u get ate more, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
# I thought it was on porpoise
the word had a definition or three when I searched (as an ignorant non-native speaker I often have to search popular or cultural references when confronted with expressions such as 'geordie' 'ginger' and 'lemon party')
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:56, archived)
# no-one should have to search for lemon party
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah!
Everyone should have it as a favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
# auto-loading home page or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Turtley on porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
# meatspin
or gtfo
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:15, archived)
# I'm in favour of wearable cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:50, archived)
# Nee Nah Nee Nah!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
# nice battenburg markings
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Devil's arsecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)
# He who walks backwards and has no shadow.
And whose bonnet markings are never reversed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:40, archived)
# First of The Fallen Sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:45, archived)
# Lord High Dark of the Angel Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:53, archived)
# To the Battenburgmobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
# That's no moon
No, hang on, you're right. That's a cake. Ignore the moon rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
#
www.amazon.com/Moon-Pie-Chocolate-Flavor-ct/dp/B000PG8KLA
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Battenborg?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:34, archived)
# You looked at the filename, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Top marks for the Huff's inadvertent use of 'pubic'
"They don't always get much love from the pubic". Poor celebrities.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:50, archived)
#
So-called 'public' hair
Quite unlike your 'pubic' hair
Perches on your head
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:54, archived)
# I think this scrolls onscreen at the start of all Akira Kurosawa films.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:42, archived)
# I like questions in songs...
.. but have I done to deserve this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
#
Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:49, archived)
# web-connected underwear is an interesting concept
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:54, archived)
# tubgirl on demand
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Cake related LoLs
www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-people-who-tried-things-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Celebrity photoshopping will never catch on...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
# hummus levels low
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Does anybody remember laughter?
douche chill
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22, archived)
# Remember? Well, I've never experienced it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Overrated anyway. Darkness and despair are the only true realities.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:02, archived)
# And Lego
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Old dirty legos
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:15, archived)
# I thought Lego was an uncountable noun. SHIT.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:41, archived)
# All upper case and no ess.
LEGO
Also: it is not a toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:16, archived)
# ohhh dear....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:40, archived)
# As if I could not help but stick my foot in on that. But never on it... I use every part of the LEGO.
[/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# No,
It is for permanently injuring knees.

Also www.legos.com
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Yeah, they had to do that redirect for idiots.
And if you build correctly, yes it certainly will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Having knelt on a lego brick
I can assure you that no assembly is required.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
# oh, ok -- yeah, I knew that LEGO always considered 'legos' an acceptable alternative spelling
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
# No, they really hate it. If you have redirect-locking on you will see...
You are probably looking for www.LEGO.com – the official website for LEGO bricks and toys – you are now being redirected.
If you have not been redirected please click here

Which is as snotty a stab as one can get away with in the business world.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
# As I remember, it didn't redirect the last time I looked
but now it does.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
# You're ruining everything!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:20, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Jesus I'm in LEGO hell
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)
# What's a noun?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
# a word for a person, place or thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Thank you Mr Funk and Wagnalls.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Is "whore" a pronoun?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
# No NO! It's a verb as in "My sister's whoring around the city".
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Prone own
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 0:20, archived)
# And
Prone only works one way.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 3:27, archived)
# my little corner of the internet voted for cakes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:49, archived)
# cakes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 23:56, archived)
# HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 0:33, archived)
# *waves*
Hallo!
Nice to see you
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 2:04, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Hello there
I was thinking of you just yesterday, I've missed seeing you around.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 2:12, archived)
# Yay.
I was reminded of you yesterday by something. And I wondered...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 2:54, archived)
# kind words
thanx interwebz peeps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 3:13, archived)
# whoa, didn't see you there...elvis has un-left the building!
welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 4:46, archived)
# song questions
seeing as i have no idea who most of the celebrities are
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)