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# 3 Foot Tall White Board Sausage Monster
I got made redundant the other day so drew this beast in permanent marker on the meeting room white board.



Click for bigger (164 kb)
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:12, archived)
# errr...
three pubes per ball?????
(BrianThatIsCalledBrian in YOUR endo, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:12, archived)
# shit, sorry.
I shall sneak in with a cloth and some turps and amend it right away.
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:15, archived)
# nah, just draw
3 BIG pubes per ball, the others shall be mere stubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:36, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:13, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:14, archived)
# majestic
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha sweet style right there yo
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Hero!
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Dickipedia are hiring!
Now that you've got f-all to do, and clearly an ace with a marker pen, why not add some fresh dicks to our website? dickipedia.co/

Incredible flowers too. :-)
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:36, archived)
# magic stand so function, many cool, wow
b3ta.com/search/posts/94607/newest?q=dickipedia
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Not, you understand, that I'm accusing you of spamming your website and posting pictures made by other people.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:09, archived)
# me and my friend drew this...
and yes i'm mentioning my website again, but it IS relevant, and the guy who posted the giant dick appreciated it, so why don't you chill out?

(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:32, archived)
# no u
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:53, archived)
# ok, i'll chill out, and forget all about this
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:57, archived)
# BOILING PISS, that's why
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Oooo…pair artz!
It's the new gay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Oh. My. God!
Where do I sign up!?
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:57, archived)
# check out our site
all our dicks have funny names, so please come up with one and allow us to post it to our site with a credit to you?!
we'll even get our colouring-in guy to jazz it up a bit if ya fancy? :-)

Great work!
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:33, archived)
# check this out CjR Mix!
Up on Dickipedia... tmblr.co/ZpW-Kv1AfyZg1 (let me know if you disapprove)
Our colourist went a bit g.a.y on this one, sorry.


photo WhiteboardCock_zps63f1b0a5.jpg


(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)
# can i just take pics of mine and post them?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# not unless your dick looks like an illustration of a dick.
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:23, archived)
# i do have a cartoonish member, yes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Clickin this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# JOIN US CJR Mix!
embrace your talent







(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:43, archived)
# anyone know how i can post images so they're smaller?
sorry this one's so big - i dont want to have to download the image from the site, re-size, then upload to different hosting as it's a ballache - is there a tiny bit of html that'll resize easily?

cheers
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# you can resize with standard html tags
but that won't change the actual kb size which is the bigger problem (images should be under 100k here)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:52, archived)
# ok, under 100k, sounds good, cheers
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant!
*I'm There!*
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Actually yes, everyone else here knows how to post images so they're smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:11, archived)
# fucking smartass
see me after class
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Did you draw this one or was it another submitted to your website?
imjusaskin
www.b3ta.com/board/11066588
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:57, archived)
# There's two of us at dickipedia...
and one of us drew it.

We do get submissions fairly regularly through our site, most are really shit and haven't been named, so don't go up, but there have been some gems. We also work closely with illustrators on a daily basis so when they have some down-time they scribble us a dick.

(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:30, archived)
# i've named mine
ya wanna know what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:02, archived)
# let me guess
little bobby?
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Mr Thick Dick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:08, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:13, archived)
# *coff*…Mrs.Thick Dick
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Don't you mean Mr Fat Dick?


(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
# .
b3ta.com/board/11067250
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Hey Pedro I think if you set up a website and facebook page called CocKnee \o/z it would gain quickly in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:19, archived)
# so you're more of a business than a person
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Mighty :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Nice
I will join in to celebrate your cock!
..........mutters something inaudible about rules regarding pubic numeracy....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:04, archived)
# visually similar images
blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/sicateamconnectthedots.jpg
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Amazing work, why ever did they get rid of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:24, archived)
# The fickle world of video game development I'm afraid
..still, at least this can go in my artist portfolio.
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Now that's art
Guess you were let go for dicking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Did you work for Disney?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:54, archived)
# coincidentally
..I HAVE worked for Disney before!
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Superbad-worthy

Oh, so it's spam is it? oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:11, archived)
# nice flowers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Well done
a superb statement.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:00, archived)
# STICK IT TO THE MAN........no...... wait ................
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:15, archived)