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# Apparently
Frank Sinatra's cock was so big, he had to have special pants made.
Just think about that for a second. Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 14 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
#
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
#
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
#
...jesus.
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I thought that was
Errol Flynn
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Maybe him too
but I read it in the Sun today, so it must be true.
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003220712,,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 14 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# let's face it
The Sun would never lie to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Start a rumour
to flog a few books. I'm sure David Dickinson will be starting the same rumour about him too..

www.david-dickinson.net/

orangeorangeorangeorangeorangeorangeorangeorange
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# David Dickinson
has three balls
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 14 May 2003, 12:57, archived)
# he's a
pronbroker?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 14 May 2003, 13:02, archived)
# trust the sun ...
10 Frank swingers
1. Come Flies With Me
2. I’ve Got Huge Under My Skin
3. Something Stupendous
4. Strained ’er In The Night
5. That Old Whack Magic
6. My Kind of Gown (sheer cargo is)
7. Three Loins In A Fountain
8. Size And Dolls
9. New Pork, New Pork
10. One Foot For My Baby
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Errol Flynn was so cool.
He used to go to parties and announce his arrival by shouting "Let's all turn off the lights and get naked!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# yes, that is cool isn't it?
and i still got 100 hours community service.
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I can't work out from that
if he was very shy or very outgoing.


Better than my usual 'um, hello'.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I don't know,
I have to admit, every time I hear you say "um, hello" I feel an almost irresistable urge to turn out the lights and get naked...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# or
'Where's the anchovie dip, as I've brought a breadstick?'
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# you kinky bastard
lights off!
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# *Click*
*zzzzzip*
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# more like
*rrrip*

...ooh, velcro - classy.

/X2
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:51, archived)
# "velcro? it's noisy"
"noisy but fast. by the time they've heard your flies it's a lifetime too late"

/fry&laurie.
(martian, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:59, archived)
# That's why i've never been
to B3ta bash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# the sudden appearance
of that sort of expanse of pasty white flesh would scar your retinas.

however, i suspect errol flynn went to better* parties

*in the surrounded by piles of money and drugs and champagne and playboy models sense.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# have you
not been to the b3ta parties?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# obviously not the right ones!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I don't think
anyone's done a Fatty Arbuckle at one though.




Yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Didn't
he and Douglas Fairbanks kidnap someone's body from the mortuary and take it to the bloke's wake, or something..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# i think you'll find that wakes are after a funeral
so he would have had to dig him up again
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Maybe they did that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# No
they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:55, archived)
# All self-promotion, apparently.
In truth it looked like a baby carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# i thought errol flynn had bad breath
and a small appendage
(mi laddie, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# all those feathers...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 14 May 2003, 12:38, archived)