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# Fire !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# you are my world
hold me.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Are you sure ?
what with this hideous rash and all
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I don't think he meant for you to hold him
*there*.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# oh
that tickles!
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# *honk!*
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# and
relax
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
#


sorry, got distracted
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# lovely
swan


...
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# that swan looks perturbed
hang on a minute........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Prolly
a bit confused too, what with being a goose and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# But swans don't honk
?
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# ni, moore, budgie
you are all great.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# aren't they!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Thanks i love you all
got rid of the spider/spiders/giant aracnid of death
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# heehee
yes. My mother finally gave in after giving me a big lecture about how I need to grow up and touch spiders and meat and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha
"now, lora, as you get older you have to do certain things... like touch this spider. it's all part of becoming a woman."

did she make you eat a bug as well?
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# i'm surprised you didn't make a joke
about touching meat...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# i
made the joke in my head


it did satisfy me enough not to have to post it :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# maybe
he's learning?
And no she just looked disapprovingly at me and complained I was making her late for work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# thank you
i just remembered i have to call my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Haha
i got attacked through my window by a huge 3cm moth last night, scared the cr*p out of me.
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Fine give Lora all the sympathy but not me
I'm off bye.
:)
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# *bow*



andstartfoamingfromthemouthandfalloverbackwards
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# MMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDDD
PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# HONK!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# weeeeeee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# i think you need to choose
john snow or me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# oh dear.
you probably shouldn't put yourself in that position
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# there'll only be one winner.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# yeah
he'll do his back in.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# eek!
well I already have photographic evidence of me and Jon.
So I guess I will choose you. Although you should really do something about the me fiddling behind the wardrobe thing..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# the hotel burnt down
you can live on my alphabet now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# shit.
But what about my en suite?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# en suites are for losers
i should really be revising for my exam tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yeah
me too.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I feel safe
knowing they are watching over us.

I didn't get to bed until about 4 last night, because I started fiddling with my ST and synths after talking to you last night. My current state is therefore your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# hehe
yeah cheers

I stayed up til 3 doing pics, that will be considered your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i'd like to see both of you keep to that story
in your disciplinary hearings
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I can't say anything until my Lawyer gets here
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I'm a civil servant
and therefore *almost* unsackable. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# this is so practically
politics revision
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# come along to my recording tonight
i'll introduce you to a tory mp.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
# can i?
i have a lot of pent up aggression.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i'm working!
all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# 7pm-9pm
parliament square.

actually, two tory mps.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# which ones?
i'd come if it was Iain. He makes me squeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# !?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# good
answer!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# good use of and interrobang
as well.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# that's now my favorite word ever.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# i squeal a lot.
But Iain is so funny in a not trying to be way. And you just want to poke his eyes out if the thought of eyes didn't make you want to throw up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# eyes
make you want to throw up?
how do you see??
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# i see through my eyes, silly..
I just don't like talking about them or touching them or anything vaguely like that. Though I wear contact lenses (?!)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# have you seen
that woman with the eyes that nearly pop out. (someone made it a gif)
if not you probably dont wanna watch that. it *will* make you sick.
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# this should probably be taken off-board
for the sake of my job...

john bercow and sir patrick cormack.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# ooh
bercow is the mp for round here. he used to be a right old fascist, but he seems to be better recently (for a tory). there was even talk of him swapping to labour (not that is necessarily any better)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# it is?
I knew I should have studied politics.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
# yes.
The role of the civil service (in theory) is for them to be neutral, anonymous and permanent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# yes, prime minister
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# permanent! YAY!
does it also say bloated, useless, underpaid, lazy, unfocussed, and on b3ta far too much
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# no
but if i get a question on it tomorrow, I will use you as my specific example. Surely that will make me pass?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# don't call me Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# see this?
/points at wallet

know where this comes from? ha ha haaa
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# see that?
*points at council tax bill*

Know where that's going?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i like that
have my happy friend woo yay

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# yay!
that rocks..

look! b3ta got a mention on BBC webby! yay!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/2950274.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Hooray for nicey!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# woohoo!
we got a mention in FHM too this month
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# FHM love us
we got a mention in the 'Sexiest Women Online' thing as well...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# And
Maxim
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# WOO YAY!!
I discovered b3ta through that website
(Goodie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# i discovered it through weebl and bob... which i kinda think is doing it in reverse?
.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Unless....
someone tells you about b3ta directly, you've got to go through one of the collective's sites. In truth, I found Nicey's then watched giant bee and blode 3 - saw rathergood.com and then b3ta...

but still, it all began with biscuits
(Goodie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i saw two references to b3ta in an edition of ntk
so googled on it. i've never left since.

edit: if i had a sense of humour i'd say i got here through poo.com...
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# !!!!!!
Sounds like some kinda festish website
(Goodie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# it isn't
but really, leave it at that.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# well it all
began with pie for me... i think i put in pie on google and came up with W&B and have never looked back
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# The landlord
at a pub in Southend introduced me to rathergood with the Buffy keyboard and misheard song lyrics. I followed the trail here and haven't left.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I discovered it through
Popjustice!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i was looking for a picture of
bernie winters.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwwwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
: )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Weeeee!
Yay for things sliding down poles!

Must revise, must revise... *slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Pew, Pew, Barley McGrew,
Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Brilliant
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)