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[challenge entry] and the winner of 'longest tongue on B3ta' category goes to evil pixie...

who has a feeling she shouldn't be posting this.
please don't 'shop it people, i don't think my fragile self-esteem could cope

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# blimey.
a deserved award indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# that is a very long tongue
indeed.
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# GAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# YICK!!!!!!

... but as an aside, it turns out that today is my b3ta 1 year birthday!

YAY!

my spoon.... is too big
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)
# woo!
for b3ta birthdays!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)
# at least
I`m less likely to forget yours next year!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# H@PpY BIR+Hd@Y to Y0U
h4Ppy BIRtHD4y to Y0U
Y0u Lo0K LikE @ 90r1LL4
@nd J00 SMelL l1K3 0NE +0o
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
#
¿qué? i speeka eeeeenglish, i lurned it from a bük
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# H4!
th4t5 l337...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# 1337
still eludes me?
what is/does it mean then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I don't understand l33t
I used This to say happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# yes...erm...
I'm a bit oogy at the moment...what is the 1337 one mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)
# 31337
I'll be helpful!
L33t, or 31337, or any other similar spelling, is meant to represent the work 'Elite' and refers to any sort of typing where letters are uselessly represented as numbers/other characters.
e.g. /\/\0nk3y = monkey, because it kinda sorta looks like it, but not really.
i.e. It's stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Amontillado, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Happy birthday
here, have an imaginary present.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# i think it's mine too
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# happy b3ta birthday !
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# bejesus!
wow!

/has some girlfriends who may want your number
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)
# ahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)
# omg
you could have a fantastically sucessful career as a lesbian...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)
# or
as a butterfly.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# theoretically, yes
in reality i'm failing miserably at it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)
# want some numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# how can you fail to be a lesbian?
you passed the written test with flying colours...
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# no one's willing to let me practise on them
well, there has been an offer or two, but they all live far, far away = (
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# The oral exam
is more rigorous.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# My sister-in-law
has a tongue almost as long as that...she's very a popular lesbian :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)
# *gone for a cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# my
mate has a tongue like a gammon steak !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# complete with
pineapple ring and fried egg ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# you
know him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I think I met his sister


nope hang on.....

that was diced carrots on her tongue
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# ewww!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# i once saw a bloke throw up into the mouth of the girl he was kissing
rather coolly, i thought, he wiped his mouth and tried to carry on where he'd left off.
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# one of my mates
got snogged by some random bird at a club one night, was not too impressed as some other fellas "load" was still in her mouth

most unpleasant !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1526830
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# blimeh !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Yay!
That is all.
(ccc, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# goodness! what a long tongue!
how rare!

100% Kitten wishes it to be known that she can fold her tongue in 3 different places at once. And she can get 3 Creme Eggs in her mouth at once. We get through a hell of a lot of gaffa tape, I can tell you.

*smack*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I've gone off creme eggs completely since the microwave incident
Just looking at a creme egg makes me feel ill now.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# microwave
incident?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Yes

That really smelled foul.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Joining the mini bandwagon of people making lesbianism comments,
"So that's why you're such a hit with the ladies" ;)

*Hug*

Going away now, will m3ssag3 later :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# i wish i was a hit!
unfortunately i can't seem to persuade any of them to come any where near me = (
thanks for the hug though = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# oh yes, that's right - i nearly forgot
*hug*
(martian, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# yey! thanks!
*hug back*
any other offers? please?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I'd recommend a season
working at any Butlins holiday camp...There's tons of lesbians hiding out there plus there's people willing to experiment

or so i've heard...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Um, yes.
I think I'll just agree with the comments above and shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# god bless evil pixies toungue !
and all who sail in her
*releases moet*
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)