and the winner of 'longest tongue on B3ta' category goes to evil pixie...
who has a feeling she shouldn't be posting this.
please don't 'shop it people, i don't think my fragile self-esteem could cope
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who has a feeling she shouldn't be posting this.
please don't 'shop it people, i don't think my fragile self-esteem could cope
From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)
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YICK!!!!!!
... but as an aside, it turns out that today is my b3ta 1 year birthday!
YAY!
my spoon.... is too big
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:49,
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... but as an aside, it turns out that today is my b3ta 1 year birthday!
YAY!
my spoon.... is too big
H@PpY BIR+Hd@Y to Y0U
h4Ppy BIRtHD4y to Y0U
Y0u Lo0K LikE @ 90r1LL4
@nd J00 SMelL l1K3 0NE +0o
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Y0u Lo0K LikE @ 90r1LL4
@nd J00 SMelL l1K3 0NE +0o
yes...erm...
I'm a bit oogy at the moment...what is the 1337 one mean?
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:15,
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31337
I'll be helpful!
L33t, or 31337, or any other similar spelling, is meant to represent the work 'Elite' and refers to any sort of typing where letters are uselessly represented as numbers/other characters.
e.g. /\/\0nk3y = monkey, because it kinda sorta looks like it, but not really.
i.e. It's stupid.
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L33t, or 31337, or any other similar spelling, is meant to represent the work 'Elite' and refers to any sort of typing where letters are uselessly represented as numbers/other characters.
e.g. /\/\0nk3y = monkey, because it kinda sorta looks like it, but not really.
i.e. It's stupid.
omg
you could have a fantastically sucessful career as a lesbian...
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:49,
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how can you fail to be a lesbian?
you passed the written test with flying colours...
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:56,
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no one's willing to let me practise on them
well, there has been an offer or two, but they all live far, far away = (
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:59,
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My sister-in-law
has a tongue almost as long as that...she's very a popular lesbian :)
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:50,
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I think I met his sister
nope hang on.....
that was diced carrots on her tongue
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:57,
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nope hang on.....
that was diced carrots on her tongue
i once saw a bloke throw up into the mouth of the girl he was kissing
rather coolly, i thought, he wiped his mouth and tried to carry on where he'd left off.
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:00,
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one of my mates
got snogged by some random bird at a club one night, was not too impressed as some other fellas "load" was still in her mouth
most unpleasant !!!
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:02,
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most unpleasant !!!
goodness! what a long tongue!
how rare!
100% Kitten wishes it to be known that she can fold her tongue in 3 different places at once. And she can get 3 Creme Eggs in her mouth at once. We get through a hell of a lot of gaffa tape, I can tell you.
*smack*
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:53,
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100% Kitten wishes it to be known that she can fold her tongue in 3 different places at once. And she can get 3 Creme Eggs in her mouth at once. We get through a hell of a lot of gaffa tape, I can tell you.
*smack*
I've gone off creme eggs completely since the microwave incident
Just looking at a creme egg makes me feel ill now.
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:57,
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Joining the mini bandwagon of people making lesbianism comments,
"So that's why you're such a hit with the ladies" ;)
*Hug*
Going away now, will m3ssag3 later :)
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*Hug*
Going away now, will m3ssag3 later :)
i wish i was a hit!
unfortunately i can't seem to persuade any of them to come any where near me = (
thanks for the hug though = )
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:55,
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thanks for the hug though = )
I'd recommend a season
working at any Butlins holiday camp...There's tons of lesbians hiding out there plus there's people willing to experiment
or so i've heard...
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Sun 6 Jul 2003, 16:58,
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or so i've heard...