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# okeydokes
now i'm fucking unfluffy.

trev, get my fucking email address out of your cunting profile NOW else i will get your info from one of the big 3 and get you disconnected by your isp.

this is not fucking funny, if i ever find out who you are, i will hunt you down and rip your fucking head off.

this is not an idle threat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)
# would like
me to hold your coat?
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I thought the Big 3
were Nestle, Cadbury, and Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Rocky Mountains,
Rocky the Movie Series
And Rocky Chocolate bars.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)
# /me dons a hooded top
AAAAADDDDDDD----RRRRRIIIIAAAANNNNNNNN!

*runs off, punching the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# have you
ever seen Rocky?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# oh, right.
yes, sorry.
I was on another planed for a moment then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City
I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)
# eh?
you`ve only put one real team in there - who the hell are Arsenal (obviously a made up name), and Man -- -?? - City?


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)
# that's a small cock
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# heheheh
it`s the quality that counts... and that cock oooooooozes quality ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Good lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
# What's a pirate's favourite football team?
YAAAAAAAARRRRsenal!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# yeah
cos pirates are gay!

:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)
# nestle are
evil
u mustnt buy their products
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)
# They own everything
so it's quite tough not to buy something. But yes, I try to avoid them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# yeah I was gonna say that
they own EVERYTHING ever invented!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:41, archived)
# .
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# are people
always this friendly here?

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)
# nope
this is just special treatment for a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)
# ignore him,
this is (or at any rate was, and hopefully still is) the nicest place on the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)
# i got that
impression from my mate who told me to go here

and look up there! swearing! on my first day!
(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)
# oh,
there's plenty of swearing. but it's usually not swearing at.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)
# We swear like sailors
that isn't new.

Only unfluffy to people who are here to annoy others.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy,
and they'll be nice to you.
/obscure
(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Bobbie Gentry
not that obscure. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Here's your last chance, Fancy, don't let me down....
/reba
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Best.
Song.
Ever.
(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)
# swearing is funny
and clever - 100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)
# is that
100% of 100% of fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# tsk
just 100% of FACT is enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)
# tsk
56% of 100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)
# no matter
*dismissive wave of hand*
I am 100% of FACT AUTHORITY
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)
# it's a bit like smoking
in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# smoking isn't that funny
but it is COOL
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
# it depends what you're smoking really
and where.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# sometimes
they're even nicer than this!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)
# It seems they are
tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)
# .
hello im ten so i cant curse! ill be friendly to u and everey1!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# been done
just don't be rude earlier, there was no need for it
(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)
# no
you can stick it up your fucking arse and fuck off, i don't care if you're a regular.

you do not use my email address like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)
# have to side with
berk-shire on this one, I`m afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I'm sure we've all got the point now,
but please could you remove it? It's not exactly an equivalent retaliation.

I think taking the email address out of your profile would be the big and clever thing to do, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)
# so if removing it's big and clever
what's changing it?
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)
# I don't know
and I'm too tired of all the trolling on here recently to care.

I'm on the verge of handing in my mod notice, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# do you remember, back in the day,
when all this was kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)
# I do, you know.
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Penguins as far as the eye could see...
(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# vaguely yes
but it seems a very long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
# *sigh*
*Dvorák - Largo from Symphony No. 9*
*sucks werthers original*


*runs away to m3ss3ng3r*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)
# That's a weary tone of voice
How's other tricks going at the mo?
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# oh fine.
Have booze, have kittens, etc.

Got into that Interior Design course, which is starting in Sept, so that's good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
# well with you moving
halfway up the country it's probably a good thing....
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# oh
cock off!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# fat and horny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)
# phil
can you mail me please? not at work, ta.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# the .org addy?
Have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Come on
stop being an arse. It's boring.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)
# that handbag
is covered in drugs.

Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# "what the fuck?
I`m covered in drugs!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i like my women like i like my coffee.
covered in drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
# HAHAH
*just spat everywhere*

I`ve just Joey-ed the keyboard :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)
# How much?
You should try to sell that on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# FUCKING CUNT WIPES.
COCK HINGE.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)
# OK
I'm up for some free form swearing - Bring it on

SHAGPLASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Blimey
have I came at a bad time? This is the first time I've logged in this week, what's going on.

On an unrelated note, I'm feeling particulary fluffy since I've been playing Samba di amigo all evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)
# eeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*deep deep breathes*

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
#
This is my favourite emergency fluffy page.
Feeling cross? Look at that, feel better.
(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Orkin dogs!!!
Ive got an orking cat calendar at work. Everybody hates it.

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Ignore them.
They are stupid.
Orking is the future.
(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)
# wow
so cute.

Allow me to shamelessly repost something I made:
www.michaelhoward.net/flash/flutterby/
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Very relaxing.
Mmmmmmmmm.
*nods off*
(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:57, archived)
# oh
that's a good 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)