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# NEW Member!!!!!! and lovin it!
i have been gettin news letters for about a year and i have only just joined! D'oh!
just to say i love b3ta and one day i might have a piccy for them until then here is a website about earphone fetishes.... headphet.hopto.org/SilverPhoneGal.gif
(I helped save b3ta! squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# That is very very odd,
and helloooooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# i'm not replying to bovine
but why am i here? welcome new member
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# you've got a new member
you are here bcause we sneaked into your room at night and put an implant into your left nostril and now you are ALL OURS Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaah
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# hi
thanxs! weird fetishes!!! ne 1?
(I helped save b3ta! squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# probably many of them, and many of us involved
but whether anyone else will post them... hehe
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# shemales
old women

and bovine
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# badgers
and pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# together?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# well
depends on how much you can take.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# John Paul II
gives me the fucking horn.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# is that a specially modified
sax?
(martian, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# It's his
Big shiny horn.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# harp
ponk
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# did you toot it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Sue Drawbridge gave me a Chinese burn.
I've got to go now.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# If it hurts
try using some salad cream, you never know it might work.
I'm coming round later to have a word with Sue Drawbridge. She should know that you have important friends like me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Thankyou.
She hasn't come to fetch me yet. So I can stay a bit longer.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Good
She's a very bad lady. Maybe if I ask my Mum to bbake one of her special cakes for her. That might teach her a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# does she like spiders?
I've got one in a box called Boris and he's very friendly
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# that is
the box is called Boris and is very friendly
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Sue Drawbridge hates all insects.
She once overdosed on Raid.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# aye,
Testiculos habet en bene pendentes
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# .....
/keeps quiet...
(icedragon, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# *pats head*
good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# ... ....
yay! ive got an ice-cream. a mr whippy one :D
(icedragon, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# bastard.
i think i might have to go get an ice cream.

But the walk, and the heat.

Aaarg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# im lucky
an ice-cream van has started coming past our office everyday and 2 days in a row someone has gone out and bought icecreams for the whole office. Hoopla!
(icedragon, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# welcome
to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Blimey,
a voice from the past...
Did you know you and I will be sharing a room...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Nice one!
I'm on holiday now, internet cafe style.
My flight gets back friday morning :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Will you all
be tanned and lovely?

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# yay
for hollybobs !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# yay!
we missed you, well at least I did, where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# You're just
jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# too right
filthy lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# must remember to set up the spycam x-10 beforehand...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# phwoar!
we will have to get jadeviper to set up a web cam for us.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Just here
is with us as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# phwoar
Stock up on baby oil.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# well
at least they arnt staying with us, they'd keep us up all night!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# hey now
I don't remember hearing any complaints last time...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Not from Jiva & munkt0n anyways...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# nor you
Mr I-sleep-in-chairs... :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Plus
Munkt0n would get jealous of your admiring glances at me as well, so its safer that we're apart.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# menage-á-trois?
hmm...
(martian, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# There will be no
gay touching going on

whilst they're awake.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I've stayed in the room before
with 2 other guys - I know how it works, and shall be properly prepared this time!

note to self: buy more vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# If you think
you're getting the single mattress you have another thing coming, sonny jim.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# now now
any of your funny business and I'll go downstairs and sleep with insert random b3tan's name here... or in the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Oh yeah,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I'll delete
if you will...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I dunno
trying to eat just one of them would be hard enough, but 3?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# hello mate.
1. are you coming to the bash?
2. are you aware you now have rules?
3. are you aware that 'menub-tastic' is now a compliment?
(martian, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
#
1 - yep
2 - yes, scarily enough
3 - oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# just been looking at the photos
from london minibash and decided you look like an angry tramp in nearly all of them...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# that's fair comment
(martian, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I
haven't seen those , linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Try these
groups.msn.com/Anothershiiteone/bashofthefingerpuppets.msnw
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# which
one is menub?

*edit coz they all look like angry tramps to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# the one
with his face on
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i meant martian
edit:

|
v down there
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# my
mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
#
(martian, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# aaaaaaaaargh
kill 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# yes......
......quite tramply !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# "I'd sail up the avenue
but I haven't got a yacht..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# i love
aural sex
(harrypsauce, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# hello there!
pull up a kitten, sit yerself down.

there's a band playing at edinburgh called, "the gonzo dog-doo bar band". possibly the world's only tribute act to viv stanshall/neil innes etc.
(martian, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Apparently
one of the bonzos is a mate of mine's wife's dad and they're supporting my band at a mini-festival we're playing at in August! They're, like, my dad's favourite band FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# really wild, there, general!
(martian, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# adolf hitler
on vibes!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# one of the bonzo's
is also the dad of someone I er...used to know.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Hmm
that was enough to make me look at your profile... No clues there...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# i think i done it wrong...
u wanna go to www.headphet.hopto.org for headphone fetishes its weird...
(I helped save b3ta! squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# oops again!
This one should work: headphet.hopto.org/index.shtml


And yes - it's most odd!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Welcome
Woo

Now go photshop a kitten/shark/ladder/helicopter for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Gazelle_Hunter, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ...
or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# But
if it didn't have any of those in it then it couldn't be genuine!
(I helped save b3ta! Gazelle_Hunter, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# oo-er
just when you think you've tried/vetoed everything...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# hello!
Looks like your headphones are a bit too tight, and springy...
boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 16:06, archived)