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# is this self mutilation helping your quest for accommodation?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)
# h'raa for minidicks
they make me laugh so.

speaking of small things, mini threadjack, can anyone speak fluent german here? i need a bit of help.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Mick Foley can!
But he's not here, nor will he ever be...he doesn't like Computers.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)
# are you
Dawn Syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)
# t'is
a bit of a shame, i couldnt believe my luck when i got called by my agency and they have a job for me that pays £25 an hour as a linguist. mere problem is i am only very good in german, not fluent. need to know names of computer hardware in german.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)
# why not just go to a german website that sells hardware
and see what they call each bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)
# you are
a genious. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)
# das mother board
der screen
ein mousey-thing
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# das boot-screen
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)
# arf arf arf
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)
# du bist sehr lustig
Herr Reverend.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ich habe ein große
hosenschlanger
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# How can you take a job like that
when you cant even spell Linguist?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)
# i thought he meant
a linuxist,
maybe it's just his typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# hehe
my sentiments exactly :D

if i get it, I will be luckiest person alive, i have worked out that on a full 9-5 5 day week of being there i would be bringing home 1000 a week, that is alot. i'm praying the gods shall help me (and i'm not religious)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I would have thought,
that most 'computer/hardware' type words were pretty similar?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)
# well some are...
RAM - RAM
Memory - Memory
Megabyte - Megabyte
Gigabyte - Gigabyte

but then some aren't...

Hard Drive - Fest Platte
Speakers - Laut Sprecher
Monitor - Bildschurm

s'all a bit confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)
# i thought you were good at german?
how is the literal translation of loud speaker confusing? ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)
# lol
i am good in german, i lived there till i was 6 :)

just computers werent very popular when i was 6 in households... so i never learnt the computer words.

loud speakers however were around in them days :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)
# sadly not
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I think I read that he is writing a book
He will have to use one then surely?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)
# He's wrote 4 books
All hand written on legal paper then some fancy monkeys typed it out for him correcting his REALLY bad spelling and stuff.

He's wrote an autobiography, a follow on from the autobiography which was more of a book on wrestling, a childrens christmas book, and a new one that I don't know what it's about yet!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# oooooooh
do you have them? I've read the first one, I wanna read the second.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I have the second
When I have money, I'll just HAVE to get the other two
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Tietam Brown
www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1002226,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)
# I remember
a mate of mine in Nailsea getting his old fella pierced...

Someone shouted out "that looks like a penis, only smaller"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)
# his dad looked like
a small penis?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
he was part of the circus
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Why would you need to pierce your cock
to get into the circus?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)
# And no, there isnt
a punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)
# gcse d-grade
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)
# yay
for d-grade in German

*high five*
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)
# yay!
me too!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)
# woo!
"groß bier, bitte" is all you ever need in germany.

(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I failed a pre GCSE german certificate
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)
# i got a B
and an A in french
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)
# ditto
i got a b in spanish as well, though, so i'm the best.
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I did an E in maths once
is that any good?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Did you hug
your teacher?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)
# reminds me of that joke about brian harvey
the only time he had 12 E's was in his GCSE results
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Ik kan een klein beetje nederlands praten
Maar geen duits.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)
# perhaps your
name gives away the fact you can speak fluent German... errr. Dutch, I meant Dutch...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)
# dutch?
deutcsh!
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)
# you
see what I did there? You see?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I sleep frog-march
don't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I read that
as you sleep frog style. Perhaps with your legs akimbo...

frogive me... Errm, I mean forgive me
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# All is frogiven
(all I can think of now is spawn... must clean out mind!)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)
# hehe
dirty girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Sie sprechen Niederländisch. Sprechen Sie bitte hitlers Sprache.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)
# wo is mein apfelsaft?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Nein!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# i speak a bit of german
!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Sechs glassier helles bitte, und ein bischien dale die welte geit gleich unter.
[Six glasses of bitter, and quickly please the world's about to end]

But no, other than a few HHG quotes my German sucks.

(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Is your German
female?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# You could offer incentives.
"Let me use your room and you can watch me piece a body part of your choice!"
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha
maybe "kitteny berk promises not to show you his piercings in return for floorspace"...
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)
# i was going to offer a hook
he could hang from in my garage
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)
# "will piece other people's nads for floor space"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)
# hehe
it's not mutilation, it's modification.

and probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)