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# TJ: Has anyone filmed in London Zoo?
Will they let me wander about with a domestic DV camera, or will they get pissed off?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I reckon you should be alright
otherwise divorced dads wouldn't be able to video their family outings
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)
# or bestiophiles
wouldn't be able to record their hard polar bear porn
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# mmmmm
polar bear porn...

*fetches ice pack*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I don't think they'll care.
I think I've seen people wondering around filming their kids etc, so it shouldn't be an issue.

Unless you're going to stage a chase scene in which the monkey cages are opened and the lemurs get scared.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I am praying
that that was the idea.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# what about tripods?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# it would be a very boring video
if you filmed some tripods
(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# hmmm.... tripod
The pantsest of image hosters.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i don't think they have them.
the last pair they had wouldn't breed.
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# No idea.
Ring them up and ask.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# no
the death rays scare the meerkats
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Definately not
they might run amok and start killing people.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# .co.uk does remote linking
*trys to keep a straight face*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# last time i went there was plenty of japanese tourists with camcorders
is a DV camera any different? i reckon you'll be ok as long as you're not interviewing johnny morris
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# disguise
it as a shotgun..
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Dress like a tourist.
Affect a stupid accent. That should get you away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Just don't film the elephants throwing shit at people
It'll give em a bad name.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# they'll probably set the llamas on you.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# if you do that
they will set the lion on you
(bloke, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Sure they won't mind
But watch out for the golden leaping marmosets. They have been known to try to mate with DV cameras.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Why?
Are you and Weebl working on a real life staging of The Cheese Family?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# As long as you're not with Human Descent
they probably won't give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaaaaaaa
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I could imagine him being an interesting
Zoo keeper
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I could imagine him
putting two animals in a bag and hitting them with a hammer until he gets something completely different.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)
# sadly I just phoned them up
and they want 250 per hour. Fuckers. So that's that idea fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# can you not do it stealth stylee?
oh, and di my suggestions the other day come to anything?
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# was it any animal in particular you were after
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Just don't masturbate vigourously
and fling shit at the monkeys. It's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# well, you say that
but "do unto others as others do unto you" is MY motto.
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)