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is weebl pronounced we-ebl or wooble?

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

lol

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

TJ: Has anyone filmed in London Zoo?

Will they let me wander about with a domestic DV camera, or will they get pissed off?

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rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

I reckon you should be alright

otherwise divorced dads wouldn't be able to video their family outings

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Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

or bestiophiles

wouldn't be able to record their hard polar bear porn

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butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

mmmmm

polar bear porn...

*fetches ice pack*

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

I don't think they'll care.

I think I've seen people wondering around filming their kids etc, so it shouldn't be an issue.

Unless you're going to stage a chase scene in which the monkey cages are opened and the lemurs get scared.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

I am praying

that that was the idea.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

what about tripods?

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rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

it would be a very boring video

if you filmed some tripods

(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

ho ho

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rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

hmmm.... tripod

The pantsest of image hosters.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

i don't think they have them.

the last pair they had wouldn't breed.

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

No idea.

Ring them up and ask.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

the death rays scare the meerkats

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

Definately not

they might run amok and start killing people.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

.co.uk does remote linking

*trys to keep a straight face*

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)

last time i went there was plenty of japanese tourists with camcorders

is a DV camera any different? i reckon you'll be ok as long as you're not interviewing johnny morris

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

disguise

it as a shotgun..

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

Dress like a tourist.

Affect a stupid accent. That should get you away with it.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

Just don't film the elephants throwing shit at people

It'll give em a bad name.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

they'll probably set the llamas on you.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

if you do that

they will set the lion on you

(bloke, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

Sure they won't mind

But watch out for the golden leaping marmosets. They have been known to try to mate with DV cameras.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

Why?

Are you and Weebl working on a real life staging of The Cheese Family?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

As long as you're not with Human Descent

they probably won't give a fuck.

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djol, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

hahahahahahaaaaaaa

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

I could imagine him being an interesting

Zoo keeper

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

I could imagine him

putting two animals in a bag and hitting them with a hammer until he gets something completely different.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

sadly I just phoned them up

and they want 250 per hour. Fuckers. So that's that idea fucked.

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rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

can you not do it stealth stylee?

oh, and di my suggestions the other day come to anything?

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

was it any animal in particular you were after

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)

Just don't masturbate vigourously

and fling shit at the monkeys. It's not fair.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

well, you say that

but "do unto others as others do unto you" is MY motto.

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

Wee-bl.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

is firerain pronounced

fire-rain or fearrune?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

nukular

it's pronounced nukular

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spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

spacefish

is pronounced cunt. Like supermoore.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

ooh!

well i never!

/buggers off to glasgow, where they are polite and friendly

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spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

just finishing my tea?

but i'm paranoid now. was that a random comment, or have i really been quite cuntish? i can't recall, but i wouldn't put it past me

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spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

No.

I just called most people cunts yesterday, but I think I may have missed you out. I'm just trying to go for completeness.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)

Cun

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

ah right

i just got a random bout of fear :)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

*cough*

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

never!

spacefish is the single fluffiest man on the planet!

speaking of which - Mr Fish, sah: when we all crash at your house for the edinb3tan, how long can we stay for? I have NO clue when we're arriving, I'm totally lost on all the planning... just trying to work out when I'll be heading home, as that part of the journey will be done on my ownsome.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

as long as you like :)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

see, I said you're fluffiness incarnate!

unlikely to be long after the 9th/10th bashes, as I have to really be home on the wednesday - but I might be able to meet up with someone on the trip down... you am de bestest!

*insert super happy fluffy image here*

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)

you're a northerner, aren't you?

i really want to scab a lift off someone back to london sometime!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

Right then!

If I go up, I'm not leaving...I'm gonna live with you for ever and ever.

And we all lived happlie ever after!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

okay

but no sex til we're married

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spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)

it goes without saying!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)

I just had a look at WItchy's bash pics

I now believe you actually own a chin under there.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

it's all lies!

well, actually...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

you

up for a trip to Ed?

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Tedmus, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahha

On my wages?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

I'll

take that as a cock off then ;)

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Tedmus, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)

eh?

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

fnar

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spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

i don't believe that for a minute

he's a man bear

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

he's no chump

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

actually

it's pronounced CockSucker

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

nuclear

(bloke, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

It's pronounced newcula dummy

the S is silent!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

to rhyme with

feeble i think.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

is that fooble or feeble?

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Mond, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

or wee-bull

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

wee-bull

and cock off textthread posting twunt

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

ooho thats..

fight talk that is

(bloke, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

what';s wrong with text threads?

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

nothing at all

but it's a bit of a crap one

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

fair do's.

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

grrr

shutupa your moutha! I just wanted to know...

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

my dad's bigger than yours, and i'll set my dog on you

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

well steal my lepracon and call it jeffry!

erm weeble is my guess weeb-el

(bloke, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

*SMACK!*

it's pronounced weebl

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

It's pronounced

Weebl.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

I always thought

it was Fred.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

nah

it's Frod

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

your both wrong

its freddy frod davey

(bloke, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

Fred West?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

It's pronounced

stick-it-up-your-arse

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

you say tomato

I say tomato

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Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

that song

really doesnt work in text format does it...

(icedragon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

you have to write it

"i say to-may-to
you say to-mar-to"

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

why the fuck would it be wooble?

there's not one fucking o in the whole word. ceckknecker

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

hahaha,

ceck eff!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

i say!

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

because

he's only ever seen the MTV version and he's confused :D

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

now it makes a bit more sense. i've never seen the mtv version. i stand by my previous post though

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

2131231

Thats not true, I was just wondering if weebl was some strange swear word so they didn't put it on mtv2 also in the b3ta song,that I found in someones profile I can distinctly hear the world Wobble SO DAMN YOU ALL I WAS JUST BEING CURIOUS!

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

something to do with trademarks

something to do with something else. i forget things

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

AH-HA!

BUT on mtv 2 it's pronounced wobble.

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

on telly it's wobbl

on the web it's weebl

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rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

It's also spelt differently

thicko.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

smelly face

^ see above ^

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

That's to stop copyright issues

with the people who make weeble toys.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

Yes

but the MTV version is just a mere shallow thingy of the web wottsit. They changed it to avoid legal action from the Weeble copyright owners.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

see thats all I needed to know fools, instead of insulting my sense of prenountinatonisim.

woo for words

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

why

didn't you go to the weebl homepage?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

wh-ee-blurgh

if you're bob

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

mmmm

mmmmm half cooked sausauge rolls are nice...

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

You trying to get botox on the cheap?

Cos you're certainly going to get your fill of botulinum toxin.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

But they're so slimy-delicous!

I can't stop eating them!

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)