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# Hi Everybody!
think this might be in slightly bad taste. But fuckit.

(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Ooooh
You're going to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# little known fact.
Dante's editor cut the final chapter about Hull being the fourteenth circle.

/Highbrow
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# i aint got a fukin clue
wot yor banging on abaaaat


/Lowbrow
(psausage76, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Uh?
/nobrow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Hmm
Furry.

/Monobrow
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# you bet me too it
ya bas
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# me neither
/monobrow
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# ~~
....@


/eyebrow
(psausage76, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Dante wrote a book about hell.
Lots of different circles, with Judas being in the deepest, freezing forever.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:03, archived)
# that judas,
his mouth was always getting him into trouble
(psausage76, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
fuck me that's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# cheers.
My work is done.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# You know where you're going
don't you?

One way ticket. No returns, no refunds.
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# you're going
Over here ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HELL



hehe
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# you and sick boy
should be taken away
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# And awarded a medal of some sort...
...and given free cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# mmmm, cheese.
Can I have smoked applewood please, or mexican fighting cheese?
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Please tell me
Mexican Fighting Cheese is real. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)
# oh yes
on the cheese deli, has lots of chilli's in it.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:08, archived)
# very knowledgable.
It makes wicked cheese on toast.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# seriously?
as i now have to by some if it is real.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:14, archived)
# would I lie to you?
Its on the deli counter in Sainburys and Safeway. Its Orange, like double gloucester, but with lots of Chilli peppers in it.

Mmmm, that could make an interesting piccy.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I am buying some of that
I like me chillies I do, and combining them with cheese? LEGENDARY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I know the one you mean.
I have had it and it's very tasty. But I think you're making the "fighting" bit up. Still, it sounds so great I'll forgive you this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I dont make shit up.
I merely embellish it.

I got into trouble with the mrs last night for saying "and shit" as a postfix to everything I say.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# "I want to make love to you, and shit"
I can see that being a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# "I'm going to eat a big curry, and shit"
"Did you remember to put the cat out, and shit?"

The list goes on
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)
# They're coming to take them away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take them away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and they'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take them away, ha-haaa!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
# There's a little yellow van...
...outside my office. Should I be worried?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# It's the AA
they're cutting the brake cables on your bike!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:04, archived)
# dr demento
:D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Napoleon XIV
shurely?

Was on Dr Demento radio show and compilation record though!
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:48, archived)
# hehehehehe
Bad Man! I thought I had pushed the boundaries with Topsy & Tim yesterday but b3ta once again proves that bad taste is boundless!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I have more.
Ive found the whole Mr Men/Little Miss catalogue online, and Im having the kind of day that makes me want to forego work, and make sick piccies.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I have those days
at least 4 days a week, sadly I have deadlines at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I think there is still alot of life in Topsy & Tim too:
1
2
3
4
5
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that's excellent, sick but excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# he he
Ticket to hell. One of which.

Fuck, make it two. I like it.
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOOO FUNNY
well you are
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Arf
Ew and Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# ohhh
thats just so wrong for so many reasons........did not stop me laughing though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# you bastard
my wife and i are both sickened.
We'll never come here again.

your in anger.

Mr. B
Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# hehehehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
Some one else, finds a line, looks at it a bit and then crosses with a happy skip.

Good on you sir. Straight to hell on a popsickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# eeuuuuwwwwww!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:05, archived)
# That's fucking disgusting.
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Oh ey.
Are those horns growing on your head?
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# that is sooo
wrong!!! but why am i laughing...
Bad bad bad...
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! galanthis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Bit late
but I dropped in to look at the front page and this has made me laugh like a mad thing - and Sick Boy's Topsy and Tim books, especially Topsy and Tim Bully a Cripple - another cherished childhood memory down the drain..... *happy sigh*
so woo to you both
/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)
# That is fucking sick you bastard
I hope you rot in hell
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 30 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# you.
hell.
now.
(misterloki, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Aaarrrrgggghhhhh
'tis funny tho.

woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:37, archived)