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# A Request!!
I am a B3TA lurker (IT support bu trade, sorry to everyone) and as such have no photoshop skills at all. I would like a picture of a skateboarding monkey. ANy takers?
(tdavidj, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I would like
this whole month off, free booze and a new pc
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# well if you give me all
your money, I may be able to arrange that for you.

although I cant guarantee the PC wont be taken back and I cant guarantee that you will have a job at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Hmmm
now let me think about that for a while....

gah... no money : hence work :(
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# and from that I found this:
scroll down for HOT monkey skateboard action
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I would like the moon on a fucking stick -
but am I going to get that? AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you want the moon on a stick
you want the moon on a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# oh, go on then
make it a double
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# WHERE'S MY JELLY?
i am Rod Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I am him
I mean he is me.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I want the
SOLAR SYSTEM!
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# on a stick
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# no in a cone
with a flake...


...and hundreds and thousands...

...and nuts and juice...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# And that greeny orangey
sherbety stuff that makes you wince when you take a lick
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# i think you should see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# no-one else remember that stuff?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# stick a stick up your precious arse
hey presto!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# warm & friendly
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I am talking to Baz
Baz on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# So ...
.. should I just fuck off then ? On a stick?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# If you like
My point was that one of Baz's standard response to any stupid cunt question is "stick it up your arse" Hence the humour to be had with Baz requesting the moon on a stick was incalculable.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# do you need an abacus?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I'm sure her
fingers would do the job just fine.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# I knew that.
Was just checking if I still was an object for your wrath.

/pogo
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# you are
on the list
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# In that case ...
.. stick your list up your arse... on a stick
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# *adds btb01 to permanent do-not-speak-to List*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Adds dutchbird to *has a skewed perception of what is intended...
.... be taken literally, but hey, some people are destined just to not hit it off, list*
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
#
Maybe...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# get a camera, get a skateboard, and get a monkey
hey presto!
no photoshop skills necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# funny
yet racially insensitive. hazzah!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# thank you.
i went to a radio shindig on friday night, got completly wasted.

it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# where?
i got wasted both friday and saturday. with lovely lovely b3tans.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# it was in gloucester.
commercial radio thing.

not like you public service broadcasting chappies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# we don't have parties.
every single penny of license-fee payer's money goes towards making the highest-quality programmes possible.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# and broadcasting repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# and broadcasting repeats





/BBC
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# they're not repeats.
they're classics.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# and terry wogan
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# thats photographically accurate beyond my skills.
Are you sure you made that, or do you have a skateboarding monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# i saw one out my window the moment i
read the thread, so i traced around it
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# you give davids a bad name`
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# this guy's a bit of a monkey
www.talktome.ie/images/skateboarder.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# If you can wait till tomorrow I will take one of
my skateboarding monkey tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I want
a picture of a pirate ship full of pirate undead monkeys, but I realise that you can't have everything in life....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# check the spazz?
bet one's been done...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Please read the FAQ before posting
Requests like this are always better in an existing thread, rather than as a new one.
Threadwasting upsets people, making it unlikely that they will want to help you.

/fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# hey,
i was helpful
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I
actually have found a monkey on a skateboard: www.babydoll.ch/bilder/skate/monkey_decks.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# well why dont you fucking learn how to use photoshop, then!
we werent fucking born knowing how you use it, you know!

forfuckssake!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I want
BT to fucking install broadband round here so I can finally burn my 56k and get rid of AOL, but do I get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Here's a cow on a sketboard

cows are just the same as monkies
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
#
www.chunkymonkey.com/kidart/cmskateboard2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Ah ha.
Another member of the Chunky Monkey Fan Club (see below);
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# You didn't look very hard.
Another member of the Chunky Monkey Fan Club has already made a nice picture of a skateboarding monkey:
"Chunky Monkey on a skateboard is by Kelsey, who is 11. This is a very detailed drawing; notice the neat green sweater with bananas and white shirt with red collar under the sweater. Kelsey got the prehensile toes just right, which is very difficult to do.  Good job Kelsey!"
I'm sure you can make just as nice a picture as Kelsey.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)