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# life
it's shit. really, why do we bother?

all we're here to do is die, why not just save time?

i mean, what's the point? we lead futile lives, spend who knows how long slowly developing, then start to die, some people reproduce and inflict the same shit on another generation.

why?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# we are all born into this world...


....TO ROCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# and bang out the odd ode
to a certain Mr Wells. and do it very well too, i might add.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# because we managed to get here
ahead of all the other sperms.

so we might as well enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# my life
isn't enjoyable.

it's more like suffering.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# then you have to try and change it.
if you enjoy being on b3ta, then be on b3ta

if you enjoy walking, go for walks

if you don't enjoy brushing your hair, don't
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# i can't fucking do much about it
i'm the unlucky product of a system made for the normal, and i'mjust a little bit too different to cope with it, but not fucked up enough to get any proper help
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# i have physical deficiencies
just tone down them and exagerrate the enjoyment, then i'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# enough
berk, I've told you many times about stuff you can do and you just concentrate on the stuff that you can't do.

I've been through the system, realised the system's shit, and sorted myself out. You know it. You know you can do it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# unfortunatly the stuff i can't do
shits all over the stuff i'd like to do, and the stuff i can do.

i don't fucking want to
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
#
right, I'm not going to get angry. I'm not gonna say "there there". and I'm not going to burst into tears.

What I am going to do is remind you that it's up to you to sort your life out. And that you know it can be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# life
is meant to be filled with suffering..that way when ya have some good bits they mean all the more.....well thats the way i got through a broken heart...that and becoming one hell of a cynical bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# cos
its fun and there is booze....oh and sex....sex and booze and well...um.....well okay at the end of the day everything is pointless....but the ants dont know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Orange flavour
fizz bombs
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# you didn't
get that shag then?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# i don't care about the sex
it's just a way of meaninglessy using a few hours of a meaningless existence
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# yeah
but it's fun ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# and
ya get to say some really weird stuff with a straight face...well not so much straight its more grimaced....well..weird looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# indeed
=)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# are you on crack?!
sex is great, and so's telling yer mates about it afterwards.
(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# sex is fun
but hell, it's pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# it has two points
1)reproduction
2) FUN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# 3. FUN
4. FUN
5. Pretty damn meaningful at times.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# 1) i wouldn't want to bring a child into this world
2) i don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I
eventually want to have kids....i would do now but i would be arrested....badoomtisch.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# it is for you
but for couples of different sexes it does offer an objective, albeit one that's usually more avoided than sought after!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# you obviously haven't had sex with me then
.
(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Good point
Bad days all round
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# drinking?
have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Yoda
are you?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# doubtful
it is.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I think i call that
the time to stop drinking.
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# nah
its not at the ...your me best mate you are...your me bestest mate in the whole world....didnt you kill my brother.....here...i think i`m gonna be sick....yeap i was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# ahh...
so many memories. Actually... i don't remember that happening at all. And how did this donkey get in my room?
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# doing anything Saturday?



-commiting suicide

what about Friday?





c Woody Allen
(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# we live because we've got nothing better to do
may as well make the best of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# or
we could die and see what it's like
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# that's kind of a one shot deal though
no changing your mind I'm afraid
(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I'll get to dying eventually
got a lot of other stuff to do first though - stuff I can't do while I'm dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# If there is one thing that is certain in life....
...it's that you will one day die.

So you may as well try other stuff while you have the chance - you will find out what it is like to die soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# alcohol is a depressant
loose the vodka I.V. and get out and try to enjoy the simpler things in life. A walk, a run, a long talk with an old man...

hope I helped a little.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hmm
a walk, would that be the 20 yards and a 2 day rest i can about mange?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# then a stroll
nothing hectic or energetic. Just a stroll, stop and help someone along the way. You'll feel a million times better. I fucking promise.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# mange?
that'll happen if you don't unplug your butt from the chair...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# mate, you think that now
but some days are great (rough with the smooth). I promise :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# you need to go
HERE
It gives your life a new purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# that is so bookmarked!!!
have a badger on the house.... w/y/badger
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# lovely
quote: "This is one of the best feelings ever, to get up bleary eyed late for work, to find it's raining and put on your waterproofs, then unlock the front door, put the key in your pocket and... A LION BAR?!?!?! WOO! I must have been extra good to deserve this!!!" :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# that's awesome
I'm glowing. honest. what a cool site.

I want a lion bar sooooooo bad..... crispy, chocolaty goodness.... mmmmmmnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Because humanity is slime.
That's why I refuse to marry and have kids - I can't get that attached to another human. Then there's my attachment to vast amounts of alcohol and computers...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# if we egg you on to kill yourself
it may all end up like this...
http://www.daytondailynews.com/localnews/content/localnews/daily/0802shootingdeath.html
mms://a1605.v78835.c7883.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/1605/7883/1605/vod.ibsys.com/2003/0801/2376245.300k.wmv?usehostname&vcat=news&vsub=default&site=nn5&owner=nn5&vfmt=wmv&vspd=300k&vsession=cf.newsnet5.com_1086282000&vpart=1

some chief took loads of mushrooms and went in a chat room. they all urged him to kill himself, so he went on a naked knife rampage. police shot him dead.
but then you probably all know that anyway!
(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)