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# hello everybody.
anybody see this glass cock?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# yep
last night, tef found it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# and ssg before that
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# nah
ssg designed it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# ok
bitches.

I need a bit of rude ascii.
there is some around here somewhere i know it.
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# http://www.asciipr0n.com/
?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# thnakyou
you star
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# it's still great
though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# and me bef...
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# "and me befeater"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# befneftoggle
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# sirsandhobnoblin
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Christ!
Bloody Japs! why cant they use their own hands like everyone else?
(Squid Bunty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# give me some credit.
I'm making a profit on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# They only have tiny little hands
like a double Beadle.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# glass? NSFW?
looks more like Latex, really.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Cor
35,800.00 JPY
Japan Yen 
 
=
 
193.754 GBP
United Kingdom Pounds


Might as well just buy a hooker eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# blimey
a fairly good hooker at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Not in London

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# How's aboot
this one, it's Elephant Polo
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# Fantastic
I'm going to start a team. Anyone want to join?
You'll need your own elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# don't know
haven't been around too much

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# me I'm grrreat!
financially I've reached the 7th layer of hell, but spiritually ahhhh....
spiritually.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# hehehe :)
boo and yay then :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# seems dangerous
what with mechanical problems and all
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# Grinding..metal..
/shudder
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# wow.
Thats just lazy.

Hows tricks Zog?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# tricks is good
how are your tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# yeah, not bad.
just starting to prepare for my winter depression, so things will go down hill soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# oh man.
that sucks.
how depressing.
gross, now I'm all depressed.


oh wait! no I'm not! la la la la! hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# : )
Its cool. I just smile less in the winter.

and drink more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# blimey
for the man who has everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Except
a bird
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# and the confidence
to ask a girl for a date...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# i don't think
that's true.

I have that confidence, but as far as a hand job goes i think i need the japwacker.

was that pc enough fo ya?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# that's odd
usually if a guy is confident they can get just about any girl they want.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# fancy a shag?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# okay, I stand corrected
maybe you need to start with chatting to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# that may hinder my chances.
Southerners cant understand what Im saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# what?
pardon?

eh?

do you want a gin n tonic?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# splendid
*stubs his toe and starts crying*
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# sadly,
that sounds just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Topical repost
(Indole Ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# now thats
very cute
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# LOL!
Autowank!
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)