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# WISH YOU WERE QUEER
wish you were Edward Lear
wish you could steer
wish I had beer
wish you were near
wish you were (insert something that tenuously rhymes with here)

YOUR ALL FUCKING SUPER GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Im in
!

the gays

\queue xander "gay me up willow"
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# SUPER HAPPY FUN SAILOR GAY BANDWAGON TIME!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# not for another 40 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Here in Swazivarkland
we are 41 minutes ahead of the UK.

I am sovvy.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# you can't be arsed to make a pic then?..
..hehe.. bandwagon ends here! =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# *queue
maudlin ballad solo.*
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Wishful
thinking.

Pff, like Im one to comment ;)
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# yes, that is it.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# see post above
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# aye my hero : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# wanker
i was gonna post that
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# well maybe its a bandwagon,
but at least they posted a picture instead of threadwasing, cunt

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# was that aimed at me?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# no,
it was jokingly aimed at popt_art. bandwagons are usually a waste of good board space, and so i was joking that he was wasting more by complaining about the bandwagon. but it doesn't really matter in either case, because it's just a message board on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# and i took it in good stead, i thought : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# how sneering.
oh i say, that gives me an idea!

*fires up photoshop*

*realises he's fooling no-one*

*start*

*run*

*mspaint*
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha!
and the man is awake, you at gibs and kittens thing tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# friday
shurely
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# looks unlikely
mate's leaving do i just found out about today. will be at chthonic's/pippy's on satdi though - assume you will too?
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Yay!
Lucky old Super Gay!
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# haha
The natives are vestless.
(Sorry about the ephemeral nature of this post)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# the peasants are revolting
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# A couple you missed:
1 syllable:
beare, bere, briere, cheer, clear, cleere, crear, creer, cyr, dear, deer, deere, ear, fear, fier, fleer, frear, freire, frere, gear, geer, gere, gier, giere, grear, greer, hear, here, jeer, kear, kier, kir, kleer, kneer, lear, mear, meir, mere, mir, myhre, near, neer, nir, peer, pier, queer, rear, schear, scheer, schweer, sear, sere, shear, sheer, shere, smear, sneer, spear, speer, speir, sphere, stear, steer, steere, tear, teer, veer, vere, we're, wier, year, zerr, zier

2 syllables:
adhere, all clear, alvear, amir, appear, austere, bashir, bassir, bear's ear, bebear, bronx cheer, career, cashier, chachere, church year, chusmir, come near, desir, dornier, draw near, dyneer, each year, emir, first gear, frontier, give ear, great year, guinier, held dear, high gear, hold dear, in gear, kamir, king's spear, laimbeer, lanier, lazear, leap year, life peer, light year, low gear, mateer, mclear, mcnear, mcneer, mcteer, menear, minear, minteer, mouse deer, mouse ear, mule deer, musk deer, oneyear, orear, pap smear, per year, plenmeer, premier, premiere, puryear, rainier, red deer, rehear, revere, roe deer, rosevear, safier, sameer, samir, school year, severe, shamir, sincere, spur gear, st cyr, sun gear, termeer, third gear, unclear, up here, vanleer, vanliere, veneer, wazir, worm gear, yasir, zahir, zaire, zamfir, zegeer

3 syllables:
auctioneer, bandolier, barking deer, bartle frere, belvedere, bevel gear, bombardier, brigadeer, brigadier, budgeteer, burro deer, casebeer, cavalier, chandelier, charpentier, chevalier, christian year, civil year, commandeer, common year, crochetiere, crystal clear, disappear, domineer, dubilier, edward lear, engineer, exovir, fallow deer, far and near, financier, financiere, fiscal year, fishing gear, gondolier, holy year, inner ear, insincere, interfere, in one ear, lagardere, landing gear, last frontier, lunar year, marketeer, mctier, middle ear, mutineer, outer ear, overhear, over here, pamphleteer, pelletier, persevere, pioneer, planet gear, profiteer, racketeer, rayonier, reappear, rensselaer, second gear, solar year, souvenir, stable gear, steering gear, summiteer, time of year, to one ear, volunteer, wagoneer, water deer, whitetail deer, without fear, world premiere

4 syllables:
black marketeer, calendar year, celestial sphere, cervical smear, conventioneer, electioneer, elephant's ear, elephant ear, every year, external ear, financial year, flight engineer, imagineer, internal ear, japanese deer, jewish new year, pere david's deer, platonic year, reengineer, tropical year, virginia deer

5 syllables:
academic year, army engineer, bioengineer, cauliflower ear, civil engineer, differential gear, highway engineer, marine engineer, mining engineer, naval engineer, pinion and ring gear, planetary gear, political sphere, railroad engineer, sabbatical year, software engineer

6 syllables:
aerospace engineer, astronomical year, capital of zaire, vestibule of the ear

7 syllables:
automotive engineer, efficiency engineer, elasticity of shear, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, military engineer, military volunteer

8 syllables:
aeronautical engineer, metallurgical engineer
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Bless you.

(edit) elasticity of shear
i want to see someone just try and make that.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Can you
post one of these everytime there is a rhyming bandwagon?
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# 2nded
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I try to.
They get particularly good after 4 syllables.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# japanese deer
hahahahaha
(Hobbes, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# woo! aerospace engineer!
thats me!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I'd like to think you
didn't copy and paste that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING HELL
that's a fair few words to ryhme
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Well done that chap
Do you have a Dictionary/Thesaurus as a brain that was remarkably quick?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Yes.
www.rhymezone.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# that's where i found
"provide with shoes"
(teh_3ntropy: Yarr!!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# haha
funny as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# cervical smear
was that what made you laugh?

weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Sterring gear
was the one that did it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# cauliflower ear
ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# pinion and ring gear
immature giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# wish you were a
virginia deer!!!

no i really do!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)