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# Do the Ijon!


...do do do d-do d-do do do, do do do d-do d-do do do...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# we want you
we want you
we want you
as a new recruit
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# What happens if I refuse?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# He'll come around yours and do it
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# "it" being "your anus".
And "do" being "briskly violate".
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# mmmm
brisk violation
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# That's a brilliant title for a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# ...
..
.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i've seen it,
it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# it's not rape
if at least one of you enjoys it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# And it's because you said that in your defence
that you got 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# we've decided that rape is far to perjorative a term roundhere
we nw refer to it as surprise sex
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i didn't mind.
i got all the brisk violation i needed in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# It's not as good as the
"It's only pornography if you find it offensive" defence.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# you bastard
I'm whistling that now
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Thanks (subliminally) to a post earlier on the board...
...all I can think about when I see this gif is:

"Do the shakes and vac,
and put the freshness back!"
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# your
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# yack dack doo doo de dah day doo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# he he he
he he
(_ben_, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# what a happy
fellow he was!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Fantastic mate!

Of course, that in no way reflects my true dancing talent....
(Tis far too good)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
I love the enthusiasm
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Young man!
You don't have to be down!
I said, young man!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# oh... my... christ...
(vork and burlap, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Shut it god boy!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# I have zero memory of
this.
(vork and burlap, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Hee hee
I don't remember you ever explaining why you did it either. I think you might have said you just wanted to...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 8:11, archived)
# we love you ijon, we do...

woo.
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)