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[challenge entry] This way to the Front Line boys...


Well, in my opinion you'd have to have a death wish to join the army anyway.

From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(Simon Quinlank, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Threadjack:
Imagine a beautiful beach with white sand, listening to the gently rocking background noise from the waves. Perfect bodies enjoying the warm sun, third beer just empty and dozing off in the sunlounger.
Suddenly, cloud appears, making you realise that your tranquil peace is about to change......

!VERY NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Yuck.
Not safe for anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You! Explain yourself:
www.b3ta.com/board/2364667

it did make me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I don't have to explain myself.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I have a beard
not a tash
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# OH.
DEAR.
GOD.

My eyes!
*wimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Oh sweet jesus
you're not wrong, tis very nsfw.

Bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# GOD!
OH JESUS! ITS BURNED INTO MY RETINA! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(McDave, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Here
have my bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Question:
which is worse;
a) that picture
b) the intense pain of bleach in my eyes (which will distract me from the pic)
(McDave, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Why did I click that,
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(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# i cant click
please tell me whats there
please
please
please
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Ahahahaha
ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# You do not
want to know.
Really.
(McDave, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# oh
come on
nothing can be that bad.. can it?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# it can be
in fact, it's worse. much, much worse
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# No.
We're all trying to think of other things.

*carries on searching for Logan's Run pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
Jenny!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# *thousand yard stare*
(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# indeed
my beautiful eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# *shudders*
Eurgh, I feel all dirty now!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# thanks, but...
I think Ill decline. I value my sanity and Ive seen what some things on this board cando to people
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I've not clicked it yet
but i want to, but i'm worried cause i dont want to get funny looks from other people in the computer lab
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Think the munter,
naked, paragliding. Photograph taken from below.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# GGAAARGGGHHH
You've put it back in my head!!
You BASTARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
My evil plan is almost complete!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I'll be round your flat in five minutes.
With a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Excellent,
I've got some pictures need putting up. World domination takes so much time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Oh dear god!
I need top bleach my eyes just thinking of it
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# computer labs don't care
as long as no-one hears you laughing or screaming
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Jesus!
What an astonishing picture.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# my,
what an interesting shade of brown...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# That's right,
make it worse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# but isn't it interesting to know
that it's even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Um...
I suppose so...but even so...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# *retch*
*reeeeeeeeeetttccccccccchhhhhhhhh!*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# *wipes puke from screen*
nope thats not gonna do it
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I
WOOOD


FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mickeyfatate2much, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# FFS...
got coffee in the back of my monitor now... pass the bleach...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# & your opinion is correct
unless you live in a slum/ghetto
woo to the pic
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Welcome aboard,
pull up a kitten, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Welcome!
and woo to the pic!
Its a good idea to read the FAQ, so as not to get any unfluffiness, but you're doing well so far!
(McDave, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# But...
not many soldiers die these days.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Sorry for the threadjack
didnt realise it was your first post, guddun aswell, welcome, you'll never leave! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# indeed...
you might get posted to Deepcut.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)