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# American Asthmatic
Standing still wasn't his strong point.
Click for lager (800k-ish)
(fermat, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Bloody
brilliant!

WOO YAY HOUPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I see the
quo!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)
# What happened next?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I guess a houpla
came and flew off
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)
# No,
I think something porn related happened.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:48, archived)
# you dirty dirty man
how can you think that?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I don't know
it's just a hunch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:50, archived)
# stop
slouching!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Not yet,
give it five or so minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:59, archived)
# actually that was
only a trailer, so not much happened after that.
I sat next to a girl in the tube this morning who looked exactly like her, that was a bit disturbing though...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:01, archived)
# What's the point
of trailing porn films?
Its not as though you can highlight the good bits is it, then no-one would bother seeing the film.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:04, archived)
# the
butler did it.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:05, archived)
# So I
heard.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:10, archived)
# i guess it is to show you the "models" involved
so you know which one to download buy.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Does it matter?
Unless you are a porn coinysir.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Bukkake?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:48, archived)
# No thanks,
maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Errrrrm ?
Is this You ?

www.kabalarians.com/male/turd.htm

If not, why not ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Hmmm, nah. It didn't say that I'm a cnut.
:D


Seen that thing before, it is bollocks. I never gives the same definition...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I thought the best bit was the disclaimer
"If you are looking for a baby name, do not choose a first name based on the short analysis given above."

I thought if you were going to have a word of the week you'd be out exploring the possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Hehehe
I just picked Turd because of it's comedy value. It is a word that always makes me grin, and it is so much better than saying shit :D

Smeg is another one I like...maybe I'm warped or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:59, archived)
# priceless
"Your name of cranberry has given you a desire for self-expression and for positions that allow contact with people"
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 12:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:05, archived)
# nice cats
but where's my lager?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)
# I like
especially her eyes ;)

and the fact that his hair contracts when he coughs :P

hehe

"can someone get this man an inhaler?*

EDIT: ARRGH THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO THE QUO (top left?). No - they're cats. ARRGH! THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS THE CATS
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Arse
never noticed the magic contracting hair. Sorry.
(fermat, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)
# you don't notice it
unless someone mentions it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)
# tee-hee
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)
# They weren't farmers.
It was a dentist and his wife. I think the wife looks a bit like Jennifer Aniston. Very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Actually, dentist and artist's sister
supposed to be father and daughter, but everyone assumes man and wife..

/coat
(fermat, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Newspaper prints bollocks shocker.
Probably didn't matter in those days.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:48, archived)
# she does, doesn't she?


Woo to the pic!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:49, archived)
# As usual, a woo and yay
to you sir!
(fermat, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:51, archived)
# nice job on the hands btw
I bet you had a booger of a job finding the source pic(s)?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Thanks, and yes, source pic hard to find
used mirror of right hand with extra finger,
and got a source for the cough,
then fudged the rest
(fermat, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Did you just knock that up?
Blimeh. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:57, archived)
# ermm... yeah
actually, no. I can't lie. Its a (relevant) repost. :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:59, archived)
# that's a bit well done
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:47, archived)
# ooh!
That's special!

For once I shall resist reposting my numerous versions of that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I've never done one of that pic
spose i should give it a try.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:48, archived)
# it's got alot of connotation
par example:

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Oh my! Oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:49, archived)
# watchmen
hurrah!
(pikey, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:51, archived)
# yay for watchmen!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 10:52, archived)
#

(Gobshite, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Oooh very good!
I must say I like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 12:26, archived)