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# I simply had to
just to take the piss........

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)
# *bangs head on keyboard repeatedly*
retbfg ftbeh
htrfhtrf
htfhtfthtf
htfhhfthfhtfthfthft
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)
# NO
that NOT FLUFFY

BAD person! BAD
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)
# What a simply marvelous piece of original thinking there!

I presume something has happened to Saddam today?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)
# yesterday
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)
# DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hehe
it has gone full-circle and is now becoming funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Um
Santa's starting to smell funny...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)
# the funny
thing is...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)
# And another monkey dies...*




* we reserve the right to use the same one....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)
# NOT THE MONKEYS!
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# 'fraid so Yakmonkey
a lot of monkeys have had to die since Sunday morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Chimpanzees
aren't monkeys
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Ok
Another fucking chimp gets it in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# NOT THE CHIMPS!
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# 'fraid so Yakmonkey another *CHIMP*
gets it in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Hmmmm
I think that may have been done, but maybe not. Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)
# AH ah ah ah aaahhhhH! one hundred and ONE!
AH ah ah ah ahhh....


*ka-kschhhhh!*

*flap flap flap*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Yay
to the count

have an appropriate cockalorum

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# My head hurts!
Bloody office closed early so I can't hand the damn thing in until tomorrow! Arse!

Ah well, at least it's done. I do have a spliting headdache though. And my ipaq has finally been despatched! It'll arrive this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# O_o
*smashes apple against screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# pardon my most heinous threadwasting
and most gracious woos to the thought provoking and original picture.

i need a picture of the world map, but in the old school split into a kind of orange segments style. i've tried google and gettys but no joy.

does anyone have such a pic or know the corect name for the orange segmenty map?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Do you mean
a Mollweide projection?
(Cheril, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Oh, get you! With your fancy books and learning! ;-)
In answer the original question: decent world maps are suprisingly difficult to find.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# *googles*
unfortunatly not. its kind of like if you unpeeled an orange, broke 2 segments so it was a 'C' from the top and strung the bits inside out so some were joined at the top and some at the bottom, from the side it would form a 'W' shape. sort of.

meant to show the earth with less distortion, but i'm beginning to believe i dreamt it :(
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Then you want
Goode's Homolosine
(maybe)
(Cheril, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# :) yay for you!
it's difficult to find things when you don't know their name. i may have to buy you a country to thank you.

what about spain, i hear it has nice weather.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Spain would be lovely
thanks!
(Cheril, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# it's in the post.
don't shake the box too hard when it arrives. you might upset the locals.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Yes!
Originality went out after Shakespear. I say wyh
(I helped save b3ta! ScintillateRich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# game over
OK, now we all start on Santa in the White House
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)